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Post by gbone on Aug 22, 2017 18:55:51 GMT
I had to build a go-kart with my ex-landlord.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2017 22:32:18 GMT
I had an awful nightmare where i was married and had children.
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Post by Vodkie on Aug 24, 2017 1:20:58 GMT
i was constipated trying to poop on the toilet then some toilet monster stuck its hand up my butt and manually yanked the poop out
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Post by Heisenberg on Aug 24, 2017 2:02:18 GMT
i was constipated trying to poop on the toilet then some toilet monster stuck its hand up my butt and manually yanked the poop out Yeah, I've been to that doctor, too.
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Post by Matthew the Swordsman on Aug 24, 2017 2:36:41 GMT
I don't recall all of the dream, but I recall three segments:
In one part of the dream, me plus one of my sisters and our parents were on vacation. I wanted to photograph a Cantilever bridge before it was demolished, but I didn't know which camera to use. I decided to use the Hanimex Snap Shooter 115 and some expired disc film, but I loaded the film wrong and ruined the film. Later, we were preparing to load the car with our things as we were about to go home, but the car was missing. We searched for it but could not find it. It turned out the car had caught fire while being serviced. The man who was servicing the car salvaged something made of LEGO from it.
In another segment of the dream, there two were people, one of them a professional swimmer and his girlfriend. They were planning to go to a Yes concert. However, the swimmer had recently suffered exhaustion at sea and had to be rescued by a large boat. Also, one of them had had a dream where they couldn't rescue the other person. They were debating about this dream while in their car to go to the concert. They eventually drove to a mountain inhabited by a religious group. The girlfriend, who was now Sukura from the "Naruto" series, told her boyfriend to not mock them, as it was possible their god is real.
That segment turned into another segment, in which there was a good witch and her boyfriend, a bad witch, and a king. The bad witch wanted to dispose of the other three so she could take over the kingdom, but her plans were thwarted. This segment was depicted as being an anime which I was watching on DVD. The DVD had a poor menu layout.
EDIT: Also, during the dream I was at a supermarket (possibly Coles?) and wondered to myself "whatever happened to Jennifer Lopez?".
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Aug 24, 2017 2:57:51 GMT
The last one I remember was a sex dream about Gwen Gwiz.
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Post by JHA Durant on Aug 24, 2017 11:23:22 GMT
My latest dream was set mostly on Facebook. In my list of friends there's this very pretty young woman who often posts pics of herself in nightgowns, beach outfits and costumes etc etc (I went to school with her long ago). Anyway, I dreamt that I had posted something on my newsfeed, and somehow this woman thought I was referring to her, so she messaged pics of her completely naked to me. It was a short dream, and that's about all that happened in it.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Aug 25, 2017 9:23:30 GMT
My latest dream featured Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones. In the dream Dany had arranged a parade to show off her army/power, but Jon Snow seemed fairy unimpressed by it. He just stood there glowering until Dany motioned to somebody to show him her vast animal collection. First there was a baby elephant, which made Jon gasp and utter 'A non-hairy baby mammoth?!', then some various other animals until they brought out Dany's pride and joy, a gigantic polar bear. The polar bear was wearing a face mask like the one Hannibal had on in Silence of the Lambs, and it was strapped to an upright metal gurney, being wheeled out by a couple of slightly terrified people. Dany laughed, a wee bit hysterically, and said 'If that thing gets loose it's gonna kill us all!'. You always have the best dreams, Hirundo. I wish I could steal them! *goes off to invent dream-stealing technology* My latest one involved Crystal Reed from Teen Wolf. I think her co-star, Holland Roden, may also have been present in the dream (she’s on the left, Crystal’s on the right).
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2017 8:49:17 GMT
I had a dream i was on some sort of Game of Thrones party with Kristen Bell and than Dean and Sam Winchester ( The characters, not the actors ) came in and told everybody to go outside and everybody went outside and than i don`t know 20-30 angels came down from above and when they landed they gave us some sort of bread or fruite. It was like i was in a Supernatural episode. Which is strange that i had a dream about Supernatural as i have not seen that show in well over a year.
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Post by Matthew the Swordsman on Aug 26, 2017 23:26:15 GMT
I had broken sleep, and had various dreams. Here's what I remember from them:
In one part of the dream, I was watching a series of bridge implosions in Scotland, which I intended to photograph using the Fujifilm Zoom Date 70 camera (a 35mm film camera from 2001). However, the implosions went out of control, and a huge dust storm ensued. Soon, implosions in England and Poland were happening without warning. I was then at my primary school, hoping to escape from the implosions, when suddenly the school buildings began exploding, and the school began being flooded. Me and the other people began swimming to safety, and were greeted by Queen Elizabeth II and Homer Simpson. However, Homer's pants were partially fallen down.
In another part of the dream, I was trying to rate things on IMDb, and discovered that theme music played when I visited the pages for shows. I discovered that "Open Sesame" had stopped being shown on PBS in 2010.
In another part of the dream, I was in a sort of shopping centre/high school combination, and some guy demonstrated crazy new inventions, such as a film camera which took 360 degree photos. Suddenly it was the 1960s, and some guy wanted to demonstrate a piece of chalk with an eraser at the end. When he was not allowed to do this, he cleaned the blackboard with some underpants.
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Post by Matthew the Swordsman on Aug 30, 2017 0:40:00 GMT
I remember some bits of my last dream:
In one part of the dream, I saw the growing up of a woman from childhood to early adulthood. Her changes in personality, and her changes in relationship with her parents was shown.
In another part of the dream, I was in a lift/elevator, discussing with a man an upcoming film. I was speaking with an unnaturally high voice. When I admitted it wasn't my real voice, we broke into laughter. Later, I looked up an upcoming Marvel film on IMDb, which had a refreshingly short running time of 57 minutes, a refreshing change from the overly long films common these days. However, it later turned out the film was slightly over 70 minutes, still refreshingly short compared to most films these days.
Later in the dream, I was in the future, and was in a lift/elevator with my mother and older sister, going up to a shopping centre. When we got there, I wanted to go to the toilet. I asked to go the toilet in a candy shop, but my mother refused to let me go to the toilets in there. Finally, we got to a dimly lit apartment, where I went to the toilet.
Later, there was Ren from Ren and Stimpy, who was sleeping, and a spider went in his mouth and got inside his skull. Ren didn't die, but some spider eggs hatched later and the spiders were exiting Ren's mouth.
Later, I was with my pet cat Jeice, and my deceased cat Tom was there too as a ghost. The two cats got into a fight.
Later, I was resting on a trampoline, and I saw a bunch of creepy ghosts and got very scared.
There was an earlier part of the dream which I partially remember, in which I was trying to find my Nintendo Switch controller, but couldn't find it. So I played Super Mario World on the Switch with a wireless Nintendo 64 controller (yes, I realise this makes no sense!).
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Post by Vodkie on Aug 30, 2017 2:23:16 GMT
I had a dream i was on trial for murder and the judge had the wrong person. They thought i was a woman named Andrea when i'm clearly a guy named Michael, lmao.
the judge thought i was female-to-male transgender and wouldn't take no for an answer and kept calling me Andrew.
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Post by Matthew the Swordsman on Aug 30, 2017 2:30:10 GMT
Note: re: the dream I mention above, I'm trying remember other bits of it.
I remember one bit involved me being at the store Big W, and seeing DVDs of the Australian TV series "Brian Henderson's Bandstand" for sale.
I remember one bit involved InuYasha and some washing machines, but I can't remember more.
I'll see if I can recall more. My dream was very, very long and involved many different scenes.
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Post by ck100 on Aug 30, 2017 3:10:53 GMT
I got to make out with Olivia Munn as she was sitting on my lap.
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Post by jessica on Sept 10, 2017 19:07:29 GMT
I had a dream last night where my boyfriend and i were in the desert for some reason and we were driving down the street when we see an injured dog on the side of the road.So we up end calling the police for help and it turns out the dog had a broken leg.That is where the dream ends.That was a weird dream.
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Post by Matthew the Swordsman on Sept 10, 2017 19:22:06 GMT
I don't remember my last dream
But I remember that several dreams ago, I was watching The Amanda Movie, a film spin-off from "The Amanda Show". I was watching it via an old non-widescreen DVD, and watching it on a green and yellow CRT TV set from the early 2000s.
I was kinda disappointed when I woke up and realised the film doesn't exist in real life.
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Post by JHA Durant on Sept 11, 2017 9:22:45 GMT
I have been doing a lot of modding on Hearts of Iron 3, and because of this I had a HOI-inspired dream: I had loaded up a game and decided to play as Canada. I was moments into the game when suddenly it became apparent that it was really happening. I was then transported into a big news studio-like room with screens everywhere, showing conflicts and battlefields all over. Just then, I turned around and found out that Barack Obama was also in the room with me, and soon he began to help me fight Nazi Germany, Italy and Japan (and yes, I was trying to understand why all this technology plus a President who wasn't even born yet was doing in the 1940s). Somehow I was doing beach landings in South Africa, Iraq and Burma without even leaving this strange big room. Obama was doing Trump-style hand movements at various countries on the screens. I told him that Nepal had somehow joined the Axis, but he solved that problem by erasing it off the map with one swipe of his hand. After a massive final showdown just with submarines, the Axis was defeated, and hundreds of people appeared cheering and lifting Obama into the air. I was angry at being ignored, but I cheered up when a couple of people patted me on the back. I think that's where it ended.
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Post by Raimo47 on Sept 11, 2017 10:59:19 GMT
I saw my head/face from outside. It was blue and divided into dozens of little segments by deep grooves. Each segment had a different symbol.
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Post by Matthew the Swordsman on Sept 11, 2017 12:50:11 GMT
In one part of the dream, GSN had launched an Australian version of the channel, which was showing old game shows. I was in a car with a built-in TV set, and was hoping to record some of the shows for watching later (I love old game shows), but the channel was showing 3 hours of 1979 Spanish-language game shows without English subtitles, which annoyed me.
In another part of the dream, which I remember vaguely, there was an evil man who was brainwashing people to deshell peanuts for him. Luckily, using the game show "Pyramid", I managed to stop his scheme.
In another part of the dream, I was in a friend's living room, and we were playing with toy cars. We had this contraption that allowed to play "auto wrecking yard", stacking the cars on top of each other.
There was another segment involving a good sorceress and her swordsman companion, but I don't recall anything about the segment.
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Post by Vodkie on Sept 11, 2017 12:59:05 GMT
A rich old gay gay in his 60s was still a virgin and listed his virginity for sale online for 5 million dollars
And i wanted the money so i slept with him
After the sex, he went to the bank and purchased a money order for 5 million dollars and then i ran into my sister (Who is adopted) and it was her biological uncle that i slept with
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