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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Aug 1, 2017 17:44:58 GMT
What frightens Catman is the fact that at totality, there will be all kinds of sparkly things shooting out of the sun. At least that's the ads on the Science Channel show. Don't worry, Catman, the cat mothership will protect us cat people! |
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Post by theoncomingstorm on Aug 1, 2017 17:47:43 GMT
Cats are in on the conspiracy and they're up to something. My niece's cat keeps looking at me like "Yeah mother-fucker, 20 days left and you're going to get yours."
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Post by Cinemachinery on Aug 1, 2017 17:49:41 GMT
At least that's what NASA wants us to think. What are they hiding and how many people are in on this conspiracy? Hell, my area is going to have two total eclipses less than seven years apart so it's obviously the work of Nibiru. Damn gangster science. My guess is there is no "eclipse" - NASA is just maneuvering a giant space-blanket into place while they juggle about the multitude of secret objects somehow invisible to anyone else's instruments. |
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Post by theoncomingstorm on Aug 1, 2017 17:56:18 GMT
At least that's what NASA wants us to think. What are they hiding and how many people are in on this conspiracy? Hell, my area is going to have two total eclipses less than seven years apart so it's obviously the work of Nibiru. Damn gangster science. My guess is there is no "eclipse" - NASA is just maneuvering a giant space-blanket into place while they juggle about the multitude of secret objects somehow invisible to anyone else's instruments. My area must be a hotspot for NASA's nefarious activity because we've got another one coming April 8, 2024. It's time to add a lower level to that bunker. |
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Aug 1, 2017 18:03:00 GMT
Cats are in on the conspiracy and they're up to something. My niece's cat keeps looking at me like "Yeah mother-fucker, 20 days left and you're going to get yours." Nuh-uh, they aren't in on the conspiracy, they can still protect you if you ditch the lesbians and get a cat instead. Your niece's cat is trying to communicate with you. |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Aug 1, 2017 18:07:30 GMT
Cats are in on the conspiracy and they're up to something. My niece's cat keeps looking at me like "Yeah mother-fucker, 20 days left and you're going to get yours." I like cats. |
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Post by Cinemachinery on Aug 1, 2017 18:12:56 GMT
My guess is there is no "eclipse" - NASA is just maneuvering a giant space-blanket into place while they juggle about the multitude of secret objects somehow invisible to anyone else's instruments. My area must be a hotspot for NASA's nefarious activity because we've got another one coming April 8, 2024. It's time to add a lower level to that bunker.Ah HA! So the elite ARE preparing for a global catastrophe! |
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Post by gadreel on Aug 1, 2017 18:45:41 GMT
the ongoing sturm
Homophobe.
WTF? Yup, you got tagged by the harbinger of bat-shit crazy. |
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Aug 1, 2017 19:33:31 GMT
My guess is there is no "eclipse" - NASA is just maneuvering a giant space-blanket into place while they juggle about the multitude of secret objects somehow invisible to anyone else's instruments. My area must be a hotspot for NASA's nefarious activity because we've got another one coming April 8, 2024. It's time to add a lower level to that bunker. Well, this has been fun, but I have to get busy on that bunker, I'm burning daylight! |
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Post by Cinemachinery on Aug 1, 2017 19:34:46 GMT
My area must be a hotspot for NASA's nefarious activity because we've got another one coming April 8, 2024. It's time to add a lower level to that bunker. Well, this has been fun, but I have to get busy on that bunker, I'm burning daylight! Those legacy grain seeds won't hermetically-seal themselves in jars! |
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Aug 1, 2017 19:37:32 GMT
Well, this has been fun, but I have to get busy on that bunker, I'm burning daylight! Those legacy grain seeds won't hermetically-seal themselves in jars! Got that right! Bye...  |
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Post by shadrack on Aug 1, 2017 19:45:03 GMT
At least that's what NASA wants us to think. What are they hiding and how many people are in on this conspiracy? Hell, my area is going to have two total eclipses less than seven years apart so it's obviously the work of Nibiru. Damn gangster science. My guess is there is no "eclipse" - NASA is just maneuvering a giant space-blanket into place while they juggle about the multitude of secret objects somehow invisible to anyone else's instruments. "that's no moon" |
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Post by Cinemachinery on Aug 1, 2017 19:53:30 GMT
My guess is there is no "eclipse" - NASA is just maneuvering a giant space-blanket into place while they juggle about the multitude of secret objects somehow invisible to anyone else's instruments. "that's no moon" Lucas directed the fake moon landings! #MAGA! |
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Post by phludowin on Aug 1, 2017 21:13:39 GMT
At least that's what NASA wants us to think. What are they hiding and how many people are in on this conspiracy? Hell, my area is going to have two total eclipses less than seven years apart so it's obviously the work of Nibiru. Damn gangster science. Whatever it is, it's an American conspiracy. The Esa is not in it; the "eclipse" will not be visible in Central Europe. My guess: It's a consolation price for LA for getting the Olympics only in 2028. Or maybe a distraction from the Trump administration. Or... a successful joint-venture between Europe and China, to distract the USA while they take back the world.  |
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Post by MCDemuth on Aug 13, 2017 22:16:42 GMT
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Post by Cinemachinery on Aug 13, 2017 22:38:42 GMT
Where are all the "hoax" movements for the eclipse? I thought NASA was an NWO tool or something.
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Post by theoncomingstorm on Aug 14, 2017 3:10:47 GMT
I want to hear a "the moon is a hologram" conspiracy nitwit explain how that hologram blocks out the sun.
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Sept 2, 2017 16:17:43 GMT
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Post by Vegas on Sept 2, 2017 17:16:52 GMT
It's amazing that people who go "and this is not a lens flare" while showing a lens flare take themselves that seriously. The other instances of seeing the eclipse through clouds: Clouds are made up of particles of water... Water bends light. Did it not seem weird that the thing that you are seeing in the cloud - "next to the eclipse" - looks exactly like the eclipse.. only slightly over to the left? "Soooo.... I'm clueless." Yes.. Yes you are. |
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Sept 2, 2017 17:32:34 GMT
It's amazing that people who go "and this is not a lens flare" while showing a lens flare take themselves that seriously. The other instances of seeing the eclipse through clouds: Clouds are made up of particles of water... Water bends light. Did it not seem weird that the thing that you are seeing in the cloud - "next to the eclipse" - looks exactly like the eclipse.. only slightly over to the left? "Soooo.... I'm clueless." Yes.. Yes you are. I'm still collating. Maybe I should ask your friend Cash about this, as he is expert in all things science, but isn't a new moon when the moon is completely eclipsed by the earth and invisible for a time? I seem to remember that's what I was taught in school, but that was a long time ago, and my memory ain't so good. |
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