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Post by Matthew the Swordsman on Aug 3, 2017 6:16:33 GMT
I'll start: A sequel to Romeo and Juliet, following the relationship of the couple while they are in the afterlife.
So: Can anyone else on here come up with some absurd ideas for sequels?
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Post by bonerxmas on Aug 3, 2017 6:42:46 GMT
the right stuff - the astronauts are attacked by evil moon men and must destroy their citadel
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Post by Fox in the Snow on Aug 3, 2017 7:32:08 GMT
SE7EN II - A romantic comedy love triangle between Brad, Morgan and Gwenyth's head.
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Post by misstique on Aug 3, 2017 8:40:11 GMT
Why even bother when Hollywood is actually making absurd sequels.  |
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Post by Matthew the Swordsman on Aug 3, 2017 8:59:30 GMT
Why even bother when Hollywood is actually making absurd sequels. True!! That's what inspired me to make this thread. |
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Post by JHA Durant on Aug 3, 2017 10:03:18 GMT
Titanic II - Rose finds herself in an alternate Earth where the ship is still afloat. She reconnects with Jack and co, and then the ship sinks (again). This time, she lets him onboard that piece of wood that saved her. They go on to have loads of children in New York, until one day they see that the Titanic is being rebuilt and ready for launch, so they book themselves to sail back to Southhampton on it. This opens the way for a whole series of Titanic movies.
Mac & Me Too - The alien and his wheelchair-bound sidekick make their decades-awaited return to have zany adventures featuring as many product placements as possible.
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Post by Marv on Aug 3, 2017 10:41:50 GMT
Rogue One II...Walrus Man and Dr Evazan find the ship still operational and escape just before the Planet explodes. Heading to Tattooine to get into some adventures.
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Post by bravomailer on Aug 3, 2017 11:39:02 GMT
Frank Hamer et al thought they'd finished off Bonnie and Clyde in the roadside ambush, but truth told they were only wounded and played possum until the lawmen left to celebrate. A kindly old farmer came across the pair, "patched 'em up", and gave them steady work at good wages on his farm. Soon the former outlaws were back on the straight and narrow. Every now and then they drove past a bank and smiled to one another.
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Post by kingkoopa on Aug 3, 2017 12:06:13 GMT
Armageddon 2: No Taxes Ever Again.
Our oil rigging heroes who went to space to destroy an asteroid with a few conditions have to deal with their respective accountants. Starring Steve Buscemi
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Post by Marv on Aug 3, 2017 13:11:30 GMT
Rogue One II...Walrus Man and Dr Evazan find the ship still operational and escape just before the Planet explodes. Heading to Tattooine to get into some adventures.
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Post by koskiewicz on Aug 3, 2017 16:24:56 GMT
...From Dusk Till Dawn...Quentin Tarantino comes back as a blood sucking vampire...
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Post by politicidal on Aug 3, 2017 17:09:12 GMT
Why even bother when Hollywood is actually making absurd sequels. Who knows, one of us might get it right. |
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Post by Ass_E9 on Aug 3, 2017 17:55:02 GMT
Double Maximum Replicant Timecop Risk Impact Order
"Exponential Van Damme-age!"
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Post by teleadm on Aug 3, 2017 18:10:25 GMT
Around the World in 80 Days II: The Honeymoon
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2017 18:28:53 GMT
Titanic 2 the Surface.
Jack's body is discovered frozen in an ice block. They melt the ice, reanimate his body. He's now alone in 1997 when they were looking for the diamond, looking for Rose's grave.
Gladiator 2 The Afterlife.
Maximus is now in the underworld, in exchange to be with his family in paradise, he has to agree to be a General for another war. He keeps dying and having to be a general for the next battle. He is ends up being tricked into fighting a never ending battle of wars all the way up to Iraqi Freedom.
Manchester by the Seas.
Lee meets Randy for that 'lunch' and has picked up smoking now as a habit. He realizes he needs to 'beat it' (beat his depression) with her help. They meet once a week like therapy. It ends when they decide to pick up the pieces and take care of his nephew and her new child together. As they finally kiss he drops his cigarette at the diner. He goes to the bathroom. A gas leak spills from the stove of the diner, the lit cigarette ignites a flame killing Randy, her child, and his nephew. Lee survives the fire blast safe in the bathroom.
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Post by maxwellperfect on Aug 3, 2017 21:48:06 GMT
Rollerball II -- An aging Jonathan, his glory years behind him, is forced by the Corporations to coach a little league Rollerball team from inner-city Houston. He teaches a ragtag bunch of misfit punk kids the value of teamwork and staying in school as they qualify for an international tournament and a fateful meeting with the L'il Tokyo Tigers.
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Post by Reggie_Stration on Aug 3, 2017 23:17:42 GMT
Snow White and the Eight Dwarfs.
When Snow White gives birth to the Prince's baby, all hell breaks loose when it is discovered the newborn suffers from dwarfism, and that the conception dates back to the time Snow White was staying with the dwarfs. An ensuing investigation takes place to determine which of the seven the culprit is.
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Post by fangirl1975 on Aug 3, 2017 23:47:44 GMT
Gangster Squad II: The Haunting Of Mickey Cohen- The ghosts of Keeler and Kennard haunt gangster Mickey Cohen while he's serving time Alcatraz.
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Post by Marv on Aug 4, 2017 1:01:35 GMT
Minimum Overdrive...only one electronic device comes to life and tries to kill people...and its a roomba.
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Post by Matthew the Swordsman on Aug 4, 2017 6:41:32 GMT
Titanic 2 the Surface.Jack's body is discovered frozen in an ice block. They melt the ice, reanimate his body. He's now alone in 1997 when they were looking for the diamond, looking for Rose's grave.
Years ago there was an amusing fake trailer on YouTube with that premise. Thanks for reminding me of it. |
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