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Post by coldenhaulfield on Aug 6, 2017 19:55:04 GMT
I say: @weirdraptor drives a Jeep Liberty. Innit?
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Aug 7, 2017 11:05:50 GMT
with all his unfocused meltdowns I sincerly hope that authorities revoked his driver license long ago, so that he is legally only allowed to drive people mad. He is good at that at least.
But I imagine him owning a pink muscle car with his all-time favorite franchises like My Little Pony, SailorMoon or MCU thematically repesented in and ouside the car. He calls it "Little Pony Princess". 
And don't get your hopes up, the fair market value of this pink raptor-abomination is well below 10 Dollars.
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Post by Peter B. Parker on Aug 7, 2017 18:17:37 GMT
with all his unfocused meltdowns I sincerly hope that authorities revoked his driver license long ago, so that he is legally only allowed to drive people mad. He is good at that at least.
But I imagine him owning a pink muscle car with his all-time favorite franchises like My Little Pony, SailorMoon or MCU thematically repesented in and ouside the car. He calls it "Little Pony Princess".
And don't get your hopes up, the fair market value of this pink raptor-abomination is well below 10 Dollars.
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Aug 7, 2017 18:51:42 GMT
with all his unfocused meltdowns I sincerly hope that authorities revoked his driver license long ago, so that he is legally only allowed to drive people mad. He is good at that at least.
But I imagine him owning a pink muscle car with his all-time favorite franchises like My Little Pony, SailorMoon or MCU thematically repesented in and ouside the car. He calls it "Little Pony Princess".
And don't get your hopes up, the fair market value of this pink raptor-abomination is well below 10 Dollars.
Since when was weirdraptor a brony? since forever? How would I know, Pete? He had feuds going with other bronies on Imdb who hated his brony guts. He does not exactly hide it: www.imdb.com/user/ur2267715/He is also author of numerous My Little Pony fanfiction extravaganzas (The Little Pony Chronicles) and reviews Pony products. www.fanfiction.net/u/2808409/WeirdRaptorIt's all just the tip of the iceberg, check the "Celestian Warrior Moon" stuff. He does weird blogs and videogame reviews too. I never deeply examined it, after all he is the weirdraptor after all, emphasis on weird.  |
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Post by poelzig on Aug 7, 2017 19:25:05 GMT
There is no way he ever learned to drive. His mom drops him off at the comic book store or library when he does his chores. Perhaps there are some other 40 year old guys he met while lurking around theaters that also give him rides. Also he may have saved enough money to buy a bus pass.
Regardless, I can't imagine him passing a driving test. He can barely make a post without having a breakdown. How could he handle the "pressure" of an exam?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2017 23:08:45 GMT
There is no way he ever learned to drive. His mom drops him off at the comic book store or library when he does his chores. Perhaps there are some other 40 year old guys he met while lurking around theaters that also give him rides. Also he may have saved enough money to buy a bus pass. Regardless, I can't imagine him passing a driving test. He can barely make a post without having a breakdown. How could he handle the "pressure" of an exam? Its a black 2003 Chevrolet Tahoe Z71 Blazer. A real gas-guzzler, but its a powerful son of a gun. I drive a minimum of an hour a day. Oh, and my driving record is clean. Like always, your theories about other people are incorrect. |
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Aug 7, 2017 23:37:30 GMT
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Post by poelzig on Aug 8, 2017 1:38:55 GMT
That is hilarious. Is weird driving? |
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Aug 8, 2017 1:41:55 GMT
There is no way he ever learned to drive. His mom drops him off at the comic book store or library when he does his chores. Perhaps there are some other 40 year old guys he met while lurking around theaters that also give him rides. Also he may have saved enough money to buy a bus pass. Regardless, I can't imagine him passing a driving test. He can barely make a post without having a breakdown. How could he handle the "pressure" of an exam? Its a black 2003 Chevrolet Tahoe Z71 Blazer. A real gas-guzzler, but its a powerful son of a gun. I drive a minimum of an hour a day. Oh, and my driving record is clean. Like always, your theories about other people are incorrect. So I was close with the SUV, though. Anyway, that's a beast of a car, man. Damn. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2017 1:44:58 GMT
Its a black 2003 Chevrolet Tahoe Z71 Blazer. A real gas-guzzler, but its a powerful son of a gun. I drive a minimum of an hour a day. Oh, and my driving record is clean. Like always, your theories about other people are incorrect. So I was close with the SUV, though. Anyway, that's a beast of a car, man. Damn. It is. And its perfect for just about all my needs. |
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Aug 8, 2017 2:03:06 GMT
So I was close with the SUV, though. Anyway, that's a beast of a car, man. Damn. It is. And its perfect for just about all my needs. My parents owned a Tahoe -- not quite the same model, but a gigantic car -- in the early 2000s; it was like driving a brontosaurus. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2017 2:05:18 GMT
It is. And its perfect for just about all my needs. My parents owned a Tahoe -- not quite the same model, but a gigantic car -- in the early 2000s; it was like driving a brontosaurus. I can see that. To me, its just normal, but yeah, to someone who usually drives a car instead of a truck (as I'm guessing you do), it would be like trying to steer a behemoth. |
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Aug 8, 2017 2:16:06 GMT
My parents owned a Tahoe -- not quite the same model, but a gigantic car -- in the early 2000s; it was like driving a brontosaurus. I can see that. To me, its just normal, but yeah, to someone who usually drives a car instead of a truck (as I'm guessing you do), it would be like trying to steer a behemoth. Yeah, it was intense driving that thing. Although oddly not as bad as my grandfather's '81 Chevy Caprice, which looked like a boat and drove like one. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2017 3:47:10 GMT
I can see that. To me, its just normal, but yeah, to someone who usually drives a car instead of a truck (as I'm guessing you do), it would be like trying to steer a behemoth. Yeah, it was intense driving that thing. Although oddly not as bad as my grandfather's '81 Chevy Caprice, which looked like a boat and drove like one. Hilariously, I feel the same way in the reverse situation in a normal-sized car. Honestly, I don't feel safe in a vehicle that'd be easily steam-rolled by a... well, a Blazer. I'm looking at an image of an '81 Chevy Caprice, and I see what you mean. |
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Aug 8, 2017 4:19:40 GMT
Yeah, it was intense driving that thing. Although oddly not as bad as my grandfather's '81 Chevy Caprice, which looked like a boat and drove like one. Hilariously, I feel the same way in the reverse situation in a normal-sized car. Honestly, I don't feel safe in a vehicle that'd be easily steam-rolled by a... well, a Blazer. I'm looking at an image of an '81 Chevy Caprice, and I see what you mean. It was bigger than it looks! |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2017 4:44:48 GMT
Hilariously, I feel the same way in the reverse situation in a normal-sized car. Honestly, I don't feel safe in a vehicle that'd be easily steam-rolled by a... well, a Blazer. I'm looking at an image of an '81 Chevy Caprice, and I see what you mean. It was bigger than it looks! I'll bet! Driving a van would probably be even more cumbersome, though. |
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Aug 8, 2017 16:47:27 GMT
That is hilarious. Is weird driving? Yup! That's him! |
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Post by Hauntedknight87 on Aug 8, 2017 20:37:34 GMT
with all his unfocused meltdowns I sincerly hope that authorities revoked his driver license long ago, so that he is legally only allowed to drive people mad. He is good at that at least.
But I imagine him owning a pink muscle car with his all-time favorite franchises like My Little Pony, SailorMoon or MCU thematically repesented in and ouside the car. He calls it "Little Pony Princess".
And don't get your hopes up, the fair market value of this pink raptor-abomination is well below 10 Dollars.
HEY! HEY! HEY! What the fuck is wrong with Sailor Moon? That show is awesome! |
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Aug 8, 2017 21:01:00 GMT
with all his unfocused meltdowns I sincerly hope that authorities revoked his driver license long ago, so that he is legally only allowed to drive people mad. He is good at that at least.
But I imagine him owning a pink muscle car with his all-time favorite franchises like My Little Pony, SailorMoon or MCU thematically repesented in and ouside the car. He calls it "Little Pony Princess".
And don't get your hopes up, the fair market value of this pink raptor-abomination is well below 10 Dollars.
HEY! HEY! HEY! What the fuck is wrong with Sailor Moon? That show is awesome! nothing wrong with Sailer Moon and her friends at all. Except you probably have never seen the weirdraptor in his SailerMoon cosplay attire. He has, lets put it politely, significantly outgrown it. Now, imagine him crying his catchphrase: " For Love and Justice the sailor suited pretty soldier, SailorMoon! In the name of the Moon I'll punish you!" ...once you have seen that, you can never make it unseen.  |
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Post by Hauntedknight87 on Aug 8, 2017 21:48:16 GMT
That is hilarious. Is weird driving? Yup! That's him! Jealous!!! |
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