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Post by Hauntedknight87 on Aug 16, 2017 14:54:17 GMT
I nominate Trump. He can ignore trolls and blame both sides!
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Aug 16, 2017 19:46:15 GMT
did you ever hear the story of the scorpion-raptor and the frog? It's not a story a mcufan would tell:
The scorpion-raptor wished to cross a marvelous, but shallow river. "I can take you over on my back, it will prolly only cost you 10 Dollars, innit" the frog croaked. “Just no weird Pony business with me, kay..?”
The scorpion-raptor agreed, and so they began crossing the marvelous river. But right in the middle the scorpion-raptor suddenly stung the frog fiercly into the back.
"Oy vey, why did you do that? So basically we die both now, innit?" the frog lamented swallowing the water while his limbs slowly began paralyzing.
"Iz my nature, moron" the scorpion-raptor hissed.
And so they drowned miserably. Neither the frog nor his family ever saw their 10 Dollars.
That's a heartbreaking story. So basically I'm out as Supreme Chancellor. Innit? Or it innit?! it's a sad but true story, like Fargo. We must face reality, it's not a question of choice, but a matter of fate. You let that scorpion-raptor sit on your back, and any way you spin it, the frog always dies in the end. Nixon described it as the raging beast slowly mauling him. You were the chosen one, you are the one to bring balance to the MCU by rebooting it...history will prove you right. But for now I advise an orderly, dignified retreat as Supreme Chancellor before they make you drown. In the end you can go into the private sector and lobby for a complete reboot from there...
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Aug 16, 2017 19:50:33 GMT
did you ever hear the story of the scorpion-raptor and the frog? It's not a story a mcufan would tell:
The scorpion-raptor wished to cross a marvelous, but shallow river. "I can take you over on my back, it will prolly only cost you 10 Dollars, innit" the frog croaked. “Just no weird Pony business with me, kay..?”
The scorpion-raptor agreed, and so they began crossing the marvelous river. But right in the middle the scorpion-raptor suddenly stung the frog fiercly into the back.
"Oy vey, why did you do that? So basically we die both now, innit?" the frog lamented swallowing the water while his limbs slowly began paralyzing.
"Iz my nature, moron" the scorpion-raptor hissed.
And so they drowned miserably. Neither the frog nor his family ever saw their 10 Dollars.
That's a heartbreaking story. So basically I'm out as Supreme Chancellor. Innit? Or it innit?! INNIT!?!
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Aug 17, 2017 23:57:42 GMT
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Aug 18, 2017 0:13:40 GMT
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Post by barcode on Aug 18, 2017 20:54:29 GMT
Innit
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Aug 19, 2017 15:08:57 GMT
No, it innit.
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Aug 21, 2017 14:33:29 GMT
INNIT reloaded.
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Post by tavaresmd on Aug 24, 2017 2:39:08 GMT
The Chancellor Is Dead. Long Live The Chancellor!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Aug 24, 2017 2:42:21 GMT
INNIT to WINNIT
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