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Post by marco26 on Aug 14, 2017 19:25:40 GMT
That time of year again...so, let me ask: do you participate in fantasy football?
If you answer "yes," then please answer the following:
1. Do you play video games and do that season long thing where you run the team?
2. Do you dress up as Chewbacca at comic cons?
3. Do you have a life partner?
4. Do you enjoy Harry Potter films?
5. Ever seen a grown man naked?
6. Do you like soccer?
Thanks in advance for your responses.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2017 19:35:50 GMT
That time of year again...so, let me ask: do you participate in fantasy football? If you answer "yes," then please answer the following: 1. Do you play video games and do that season long thing where you run the team? 2. Do you dress up as Chewbacca at comic cons? 3. Do you have a life partner? 4. Do you enjoy Harry Potter films? 5. Ever seen a grown man naked? 6. Do you like soccer? Thanks in advance for your responses. Hysterical. And I see where you're going here. And I always held this viewpoint. Always viewed it as a hobby for 'stat dorks'. That being said - years ago I got in a league at work. They held a 'draft' at a local GMs home with a keg - I've got to be honest with you - the football season was a blast. Instead of just walking by coworkers with a stone cold miserable face every Monday when you couldn't stand being at work - you actually had something to converse about with coworkers from different departments. Been years - but I had fun |
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Post by tristramshandy on Aug 14, 2017 19:39:39 GMT
Initial question: yes. And lots of them.
Follow up questions:
1) no
2) no (and I live where THE comic con in held)
3) yes (married for 16 years)
4) I have never seen any Harry Potter film, nor read any of the books.
5) yes (I watch porn)
6) World Cup, yes - - don't watch any of the leagues, domestic or abroad.
Extra seventh answer: no, I would never go to the movie theater to watch Aliens 3.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2017 19:45:28 GMT
Initial question: yes. And lots of them. Follow up questions: 1) no 2) no (and I live where THE comic con in held) 3) yes (married for 16 years) 4) I have never seen any Harry Potter film, nor read any of the books. 5) yes (I watch porn) 6) World Cup, yes - - don't watch any of the leagues, domestic or abroad. Extra seventh answer: no, I would never go to the movie theater to watch Aliens 3. i don't know what the hate is with Aliens 3 on this board - but you mofos are really missing out..... |
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Post by granny on Aug 14, 2017 20:39:32 GMT
I hate how Harry just keeps taking shit from his asshole fake parents even after he finds out he's a wizard.
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Post by TheGoodMan19 on Aug 14, 2017 20:44:56 GMT
No, never tough the stuff
It will fuck up a fan's priorities. My brother, for example. He can tell you the #3 TE on the Saints depth chart. Can he tell you who won the Raiders- Chiefs game, hell no. "ummm, wait, the Raiders might have won. Carr had more points that Smith".
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Post by marco26 on Aug 14, 2017 21:58:20 GMT
3) yes (married for 16 years) 5) yes (I watch porn) #3. Do you have a life partner? Your answer: yes (married for 16 years) Interesting response. Very interesting. Gay marriage wasn't legal 16 years ago. You are either a trailblazer or incredibly gay. #5) Ever seen a grown man naked? Your answer: yes (I watch porn) Interesting response. Straight men do not look at men in porn. We watch girl on girl and girl solo...or we just place masking tape on our TV screens to block out the men. You, sir, are very gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But you might want to keep that secret from the guys at the garage and from the Trump administration. |
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Post by tristramshandy on Aug 15, 2017 1:38:48 GMT
3) yes (married for 16 years) 5) yes (I watch porn) Interesting response. Straight men do not look at men in porn. We watch girl on girl and girl solo...or we just place masking tape on our TV screens to block out the men. Porn on television? That puts your age at . . . 55 to 65? |
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Post by marco26 on Aug 15, 2017 2:07:27 GMT
Interesting response. Straight men do not look at men in porn. We watch girl on girl and girl solo...or we just place masking tape on our TV screens to block out the men. Porn on television? That puts your age at . . . 55 to 65? Uhh, I am marco26. I have a 120 inch 4-D TV. Far better than your three inch Walmart tablet. |
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Post by weststigersbob on Aug 15, 2017 4:23:16 GMT
That time of year again...so, let me ask: do you participate in fantasy football? If you answer "yes," then please answer the following: 1. Do you play video games and do that season long thing where you run the team? 2. Do you dress up as Chewbacca at comic cons? 3. Do you have a life partner? 4. Do you enjoy Harry Potter films? 5. Ever seen a grown man naked? 6. Do you like soccer? Thanks in advance for your responses. Yeah I do, but not NFL anymore. I don't follow it closely enough anymore to make it interesting. The answers to the other questions 1. No 2. Never been to comic con 3. Yeah. She's awesome. We have sex and everything. 4. No 5. Unfortunately yes. He was ziplock tied to a pole in a train. 6. Yes. |
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Post by hehatesshe on Aug 15, 2017 7:25:20 GMT
1. Way too much
2. Never been
3. No
4. Prefer the books. The audio books.
5. Yep
6. Just tournaments where the countries do battle. And not the 17 and under jr league or whatever.
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Post by DSDSquared on Aug 15, 2017 13:04:37 GMT
That time of year again...so, let me ask: do you participate in fantasy football? If you answer "yes," then please answer the following: 1. Do you play video games and do that season long thing where you run the team? 2. Do you dress up as Chewbacca at comic cons? 3. Do you have a life partner? 4. Do you enjoy Harry Potter films? 5. Ever seen a grown man naked? 6. Do you like soccer? Thanks in advance for your responses. You seem to joke, but I have played fantasy football for 15 seasons now and I am obsessed. It makes football way more fun, even though it is great already. Also, it is seriously impossible for someone who does not play any fantasy football to enjoy the game or understand it as much as I do. I know the fifth string receivers on every team. I watch every game, not just Eagles games, because I am concerned with every team. The NFL loves fantasy sports. Who else would watch a Bills and Jags game on Thursday night besides Bills and Jags fans without it? Also, you seem to assume that we must be losers, even though tens of millions in the US play now. I have been married 11 years and have two children. I have seen all of the Harry Potter films once and they were okay. I do not understand all of the hype. I like video games, but I rarely get to play anymore. I still enjoy Madden and NBA 2K. Soccer sucks and I have seen hundreds of grown men naked. I was in the military after all. Never really thought much of it. The human body never made me uncomfortable, no matter the sex. I have never been to a Comic Con. |
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Post by sdm3 on Aug 15, 2017 13:24:10 GMT
That time of year again...so, let me ask: do you participate in fantasy football? If you answer "yes," then please answer the following: 1. Do you play video games and do that season long thing where you run the team? 2. Do you dress up as Chewbacca at comic cons? 3. Do you have a life partner? 4. Do you enjoy Harry Potter films? 5. Ever seen a grown man naked? 6. Do you like soccer? Thanks in advance for your responses. 1. Never. I played fantasy hockey for one season but it detracted from my enjoyment. I found I was concentrating more on player stats than the game itself. 2. I've never been to a Comic Con Marco, although I do pay attention to them and follow every year for new trailers and tidbits of popular upcoming movies and shows. The Game of Thrones exhibitions are usually fun! 3. Trick Marco question! "Life partner" refers to a homosexual partner. I've been with my girlfriend for two years. 4. Yes, in fact we rewatched all of them over the past Xmas/New Year holidays. My favorite is The Prisoner of Azkaban and my least favorite is The Goblet of Fire. How about you, Marco? 5. There was a scene in Shallow Grave (1994) where the main trio discovers their new flatmate naked in his room, dead of an overdose. 6. Yes, 3rd on my depth chart behind hockey and football. I especially love the World Cup. |
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Post by marco26 on Aug 15, 2017 13:25:57 GMT
That time of year again...so, let me ask: do you participate in fantasy football? If you answer "yes," then please answer the following: 1. Do you play video games and do that season long thing where you run the team? 2. Do you dress up as Chewbacca at comic cons? 3. Do you have a life partner? 4. Do you enjoy Harry Potter films? 5. Ever seen a grown man naked? 6. Do you like soccer? Thanks in advance for your responses. 1. Who else would watch a Bills and Jags game on Thursday night besides Bills and Jags fans without fantasy football? 2. I have been married 11 years and have two children. 3. I have seen hundreds of grown men naked. . 1. Who would watch Bills v Jags on a Thursday night other than fantasy football players? Uhh, how about football fans. See that's the difference between you fantasy players and me -- I actually love football. You see football as a means to make money, have fun in a fantasy league, test your skills at selecting players... I see football as a sport that I love. I will watch Bills v Jags because I like football. That concept of actually liking something for what it is is very foreign to you, huh? You can't enjoy something just for what it is. When you eat dinner I guess you make a game of it --- ahh, I bet the peas will be finished before the potatoes. You can't just enjoy a meal. You can't just enjoy a Thursday night game between Bills and Jags. Sad. You need outside stimulation. You must be a drug addict. 2. Gay marriage was not the law of the land eleven years ago nor was gay couples adopting children, yet you've been married with two kids for 11 years...that makes you a regular Rosa Parks. You are a true trailblazer in gay rights. 3. Proof that you truly are married to a"wife" who has a penis. |
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Post by marco26 on Aug 15, 2017 13:43:01 GMT
That time of year again...so, let me ask: do you participate in fantasy football? If you answer "yes," then please answer the following: 1. Do you play video games and do that season long thing where you run the team? 2. Do you dress up as Chewbacca at comic cons? 3. Do you have a life partner? 4. Do you enjoy Harry Potter films? 5. Ever seen a grown man naked? 6. Do you like soccer? Thanks in advance for your responses. 1. Never. I played fantasy hockey for one season but it detracted from my enjoyment. I found I was concentrating more on player stats than the game itself. 2. I've never been to a Comic Con Marco, although I do pay attention to them and follow every year for new trailers and tidbits of popular upcoming movies and shows. The Game of Thrones exhibitions are usually fun! 3. Trick Marco question! "Life partner" refers to a homosexual partner. I've been with my girlfriend for two years. 4. Yes, in fact we rewatched all of them over the past Xmas/New Year holidays. My favorite is The Prisoner of Azkaban and my least favorite is The Goblet of Fire. How about you, Marco? 5. There was a scene in Shallow Grave (1994) where the main trio discovers their new flatmate naked in his room, dead of an overdose. 6. Yes, 3rd on my depth chart behind hockey and football. I especially love the World Cup. 1. Good answer. I have watched games with fantasy football players and, yes, they concentrate more on players stats than score of the game. Horrendous practice. 2. Even if you just "pay attention" to Comic Cons you are someone that the guys in the garage would laugh at. I bet you also just "pay attention" to gay butt buddy porn. 3. You have a girlfriend? Yeah, and Rock Hudson and Elton John had "girlfriends" too. 4. Eight Harry Potter films...and I have only seen one two minute scene from a Harry Potter film -- the scene where the kids put on a hat that determines which gay bath house they will be sent to. Oh, did that scene give me the creeps. I still shower five times a day because of that scene. 5. See, real men like myself always consult the Mr. Skin website to see if there is any male nudity in the film we are about to watch. I was going to watch SHALLOW GRAVE, checked with Mr. Skin, he said there's a scene where a male flatmate is found dead and nude....I did not watch SHALLOW GRAVE. Yet, you did, Brucie. I bet you are still waiting for that BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN sequel. 6. Watching World Cup is allowed...only if USA is in it. The rest of soccer is just girly boys not man enough to play real manly sports. I have no interest in watching that. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2017 14:22:32 GMT
That time of year again...so, let me ask: do you participate in fantasy football? If you answer "yes," then please answer the following: 1. Do you play video games and do that season long thing where you run the team? 2. Do you dress up as Chewbacca at comic cons? 3. Do you have a life partner? 4. Do you enjoy Harry Potter films? 5. Ever seen a grown man naked? 6. Do you like soccer? Thanks in advance for your responses. 1. No 2. No 3. No 4. They are ok 5. Yes 6. I do not know this sport. Do you mean real football than yes |
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Post by marco26 on Aug 15, 2017 15:38:01 GMT
That time of year again...so, let me ask: do you participate in fantasy football? If you answer "yes," then please answer the following: 1. Do you play video games and do that season long thing where you run the team? 2. Do you dress up as Chewbacca at comic cons? 3. Do you have a life partner? 4. Do you enjoy Harry Potter films? 5. Ever seen a grown man naked? 6. Do you like soccer? Thanks in advance for your responses. 5. Yes Interesting. Care to talk about it? Does your father know? Were you also naked when this occurred? Was he a black man? Why didn't you leave or quickly look away? Did you end up feeling inadequate? Did you take out your phone and film him? Did you seek counseling afterwards? Did you vomit? Did you invite him over to your place? |
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Post by DSDSquared on Aug 15, 2017 16:12:17 GMT
1. Never. I played fantasy hockey for one season but it detracted from my enjoyment. I found I was concentrating more on player stats than the game itself. 2. I've never been to a Comic Con Marco, although I do pay attention to them and follow every year for new trailers and tidbits of popular upcoming movies and shows. The Game of Thrones exhibitions are usually fun! 3. Trick Marco question! "Life partner" refers to a homosexual partner. I've been with my girlfriend for two years. 4. Yes, in fact we rewatched all of them over the past Xmas/New Year holidays. My favorite is The Prisoner of Azkaban and my least favorite is The Goblet of Fire. How about you, Marco? 5. There was a scene in Shallow Grave (1994) where the main trio discovers their new flatmate naked in his room, dead of an overdose. 6. Yes, 3rd on my depth chart behind hockey and football. I especially love the World Cup. 1. Good answer. I have watched games with fantasy football players and, yes, they concentrate more on players stats than score of the game. Horrendous practice. 2. Even if you just "pay attention" to Comic Cons you are someone that the guys in the garage would laugh at. I bet you also just "pay attention" to gay butt buddy porn. 3. You have a girlfriend? Yeah, and Rock Hudson and Elton John had "girlfriends" too. 4. Eight Harry Potter films...and I have only seen one two minute scene from a Harry Potter film -- the scene where the kids put on a hat that determines which gay bath house they will be sent to. Oh, did that scene give me the creeps. I still shower five times a day because of that scene. 5. See, real men like myself always consult the Mr. Skin website to see if there is any male nudity in the film we are about to watch. I was going to watch SHALLOW GRAVE, checked with Mr. Skin, he said there's a scene where a male flatmate is found dead and nude....I did not watch SHALLOW GRAVE. Yet, you did, Brucie. I bet you are still waiting for that BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN sequel. 6. Watching World Cup is allowed...only if USA is in it. The rest of soccer is just girly boys not man enough to play real manly sports. I have no interest in watching that. I love football and actually enjoy it even more because of fantasy. Ask the NFL who watches those worthless Thursday night games. |
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Post by marco26 on Aug 15, 2017 18:00:41 GMT
Ask the NFL who watches those worthless Thursday night games. Uhh, ask the NFL who watches those Sunday night games? The reason Thursday night TV ratings pale in comparison to Sunday night TV ratings might have to do with the match-ups, numbnuts. Ever think of that? How the hell do you come to the conclusion that fantasy football is the prime factor in TV ratings? You have no grasp of cause and effect, do you? Boy, you must think the troublemakers in Charlottesville, Virginia were ice cream store workers, not the neo-Nazis. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm 🏜 on Aug 15, 2017 19:04:02 GMT
That time of year again...so, let me ask: do you participate in fantasy football? If you answer "yes," then please answer the following: 1. Do you play video games and do that season long thing where you run the team? 2. Do you dress up as Chewbacca at comic cons? 3. Do you have a life partner? 4. Do you enjoy Harry Potter films? 5. Ever seen a grown man naked? 6. Do you like soccer? Thanks in advance for your responses. |
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