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Post by President Ackbar™ on Feb 3, 2019 1:32:07 GMT
General Hux says he wasn't in racist photo and will not resign
NIEN NUNB
General Armitage Hux faced the public Saturday and defiantly said he will not resign because he does not believe that it is him in a racist photograph from his 1984 Tatooine University yearbook.
“I am not either of those people in that photo,” Hux told HoloNet media gathered on the Supremacy II, referring to the image of one person dressed as a Sandperson and another as a Jawa.
Hux said Friday was the first time he’d seen the photo, which he called “shocking and horrific.”
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Feb 3, 2019 1:34:26 GMT
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Feb 15, 2019 18:34:27 GMT
Ren Declares Galactic Emergency to Build New Starkiller Base
NIEN NUNB
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren declared a Galactic emergency on Friday, to access billions of credits to build a New Starkiller Base, transforming a highly charged policy dispute into a fundamental confrontation over separation of powers.
In a HoloNet announcement, Ren said he would sign the declaration to protect the Galaxy from the flow of deathstick dealers and illegal aliens, which he characterized as a profound threat to Galactic security.
“We’re going to confront the Galactic security crisis in the Outer Rim, and we’re going to do it one way or the other,” he said. “It’s an invasion,” he added. “We have an invasion of Scum and Villainy."
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Apr 16, 2019 16:38:32 GMT
Devastating Jedi Temple blaze was 'likely accidental'
NIEN NUNB
Investigators sifting through the fire-ravaged Jedi Temple on Coruscant warned of potential weaknesses in the remains of the building Tuesday, as experts warned it could take months just to identify the scale of the reconstruction task.
Jedi Librarian Jocasta Nu said experts had identified "some vulnerabilities" in the Old Republic landmark, particularly in the roof, much of which has been destroyed, and part of the Library.
Prosecutors have opened an investigation, but on Tuesday they said "nothing shows that it's an intentional act," and that the start of the fire was "likely accidental."
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Apr 16, 2019 16:46:37 GMT
Organa Report Will Be Released Thursday
NIEN NUNB
Attorney General Mas Amedda will release the highly anticipated Organa Report to Senate and to the Republic on Thursday morning, a Department of Peace & Justice spokesman said Monday.
Investigators for the special counsel, Bail Organa, found no conspiracy between Rodia’s election interference and Snoke associates, Amedda told lawmakers last month in a letter outlining their main findings.
They declined to make a decision on whether Snoke illegally obstructed justice, and stopped short of exonerating him, but concluded that Snoke had not committed an obstruction offense.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on May 7, 2019 20:08:35 GMT
Star Destroyers sent to Jeddha after Rebels planned attack on First Order
NIEN NUNB
The First Order deployed Star Destroyers and a Command Ship to Jeddha in response to "clear indications" Rebels were planning an attack on First Order forces in the region.
Late Sunday night, the First Order made a surprise announcement that the Command Ship Sheev Palpatine and several Star Destroyers were being deployed in response to "troubling and escalatory indications and warnings"
A statement from General Armitage Hux said the deployments were intended "to send a clear and unmistakable message to the Rebels that any attack on the First Order will be met with unrelenting force"
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Jul 20, 2019 19:55:51 GMT
Meet 'The Squid': The Four Ackbar Leaders Kylo Ren Blasted in Specist Tweets
NIEN NUNB
They have different backgrounds and represent Planets in four different Systems, but this week the four Ackbars known as “The Squid” have been making headlines together after Supreme Leader Kylo Ren launched a specist attack on them on Sunday.
Despite denunciations from politicians in the Senate and around the Galaxy, as well as support from many of his First Order colleagues, Ren has doubled down on his criticism of Force Ghost Ackbar, Lord Ackbar, Darth Ackbar, and Ackbar-Raddus.
On Sunday, Ren holo-tweeted to them telling them to “go back” to the Mon Cal System they “originally came from.” ( All four are citizens of the New Republic )
On Tuesday, hours before the Galactic Senate took the rare step of formally condemning his remarks, Ren holo-tweeted, “I don’t have a Specist bone in my body!”
He has continued to defend the inflammatory remarks, instead pointing to what he says is “vile” rhetoric on the part of the four Resistance Leaders, whom he said “hate” the Galaxy.
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Post by Oh My Aching Ackbar-Raddus! on Jul 21, 2019 7:53:13 GMT
Send Them Back To The Ocean!
This was the chant heard at an Imperial rally for Kylo Ren. As Kylo shamed the Squid the chant echoed through the crowd over and over again. Some members of the crowd could be seen holding up jugs of water in a mocking fashion.
Later during a press conference Ren was asked what he thought about the crowds behavior. "I didn't think it was good" he said. "That's why I tried to hurry up and say something. I didn't want it to continue." But hologram footage showed Kylo pausing for several minutes to take in the crowds chants before saying anything.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Jul 21, 2019 16:42:08 GMT
Send Them Back To The Ocean!This was the chant heard at an Imperial rally for Kylo Ren. As Kylo shamed the Squid the chant echoed through the crowd over and over again. Some members of the crowd could be seen holding up jugs of water in a mocking fashion. Later during a press conference Ren was asked what he thought about the crowds behavior. "I didn't think it was good" he said. "That's why I tried to hurry up and say something. I didn't want it to continue." But hologram footage showed Kylo pausing for several minutes to take in the crowds chants before saying anything. 
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Jul 21, 2019 22:00:43 GMT
Captain Tarpals isn't part of 'The Squid.' But the Senator is stirring up trouble for Kylo Ren
NIEN NUNB
Captain Tarpals isn't part of "The Squid" -- the four-Ackbar group of Senators who were attacked this week by Supreme Leader Kylo Ren.
But he's emerged as a holo-star when it comes to how banks and the government treat the working poor, and puncturing Ren's claims about the economy.
He's carving out an Ackbar-esque role for himself, that's included asking top officials do basic math under oath.
His targets so far have included major players like the Trade Federation, the Commerce Guild, and even the Techno Union.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Jul 28, 2019 17:31:24 GMT
Ren slams Mas Amedda as a 'brutal bully,' claims Coruscant district 'far worse' than Tatooine
NIEN NUNB
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren slammed Senate Oversight Committee Chairman Mas Amedda on Holo-twitter early Saturday as a “brutal bully,” claiming the longtime Senator's Coruscant district is “FAR WORSE” and "more dangerous" than Tatooine.
“His district is considered the Worst in the Galaxy as proven last week during a Senate tour, Tatooine is clean, efficient & well run, just very crowded,” Ren continued.
“Amedda's District is a disgusting, rat and rodent infested mess. If he spent more time on Coruscant, maybe he could help clean up this very dangerous & filthy place.”
Ren asserted that Amedda’s district was the "worst run" in the Galaxy, claiming it was "corrupt" and that "no human or alien would want to live there."
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Jul 30, 2019 16:09:55 GMT
Ren signs Death Star Victim Compensation Fund bill for First Order responders
NIEN NUNB
"They answered Rebel terror with the emotional strength of true Stormtroopers" Ren said, and asked the First Order responders to stand. "You inspire the Galaxy."
"Our Galaxy prays and pays tribute to the incredible life and legacy of Grand Moff Tarkin - how hard he worked and how much he suffered. And we really want to thank him. He was really something," Rensaid.
Former "The Dantooine Show" host Fode and Beed helped bring attention to the fund with an emotional speech before the Senate, but was not able to attend the ceremony due to a family obligation.
"They responded in five seconds," Beed told Senators in a passionate speech. "They did their jobs. With courage grace, tenacity, humility. 42 years later, do yours."
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Post by shinnickneth on Aug 3, 2019 0:42:24 GMT
There's reports Kanjiklub helped him become Supreme Leader. Wow...back when I still cared about the ST. Simpler times...
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Aug 3, 2019 3:53:55 GMT
There's reports Kanjiklub helped him become Supreme Leader. Wow...back when I still cared about the ST. Simpler times... "Before the Dark Times... "
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Aug 16, 2019 19:09:38 GMT
"The Squid" Cancels Visit To Jeddha
NIEN NUNB
"The Squid" are canceling their visit to Jeddha.
Jeddha's Regional Governor announced Friday that he would allow "The Squid" to enter the System as private citizens, after it banned them from going on a political trip amid pressure from Supreme Leader Kylo Ren.
In a statement Friday morning, "The Squid" said they "decided to not travel to Jeddha at this time."
It would show great weakness if Jeddha allowed "The Squid" to visit. They hate Jeddha and it's people, & there is nothing that can be said or done to change their minds. They are a disgrace!
— Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Sept 28, 2019 20:17:37 GMT
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader
I AM DRAINING THE DAGOBAH SWAMP!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader
KEEP THE GALAXY GREAT!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader
MAKE THE GALAXY GREAT AGAIN!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader
SUPREME LEADER HARASSMENT!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader
Can you imagine if these Do Nothing Resistance Savages, people like Rey, Poe, Finn, and many more, had a First Order who would have done to Leia Organa what the Do Nothings are doing to me. Oh well, maybe next time!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Sept 30, 2019 16:39:28 GMT
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader
The Resistance wants to negate the votes of millions of voices who cried out. They know the only Impeachable offense that I have committed was finishing what my grandfather started. That’s the unpardonable sin the Rebels will never forgive.
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader
If the Resistance is successful in removing the Supreme Leader from office ( which they will never be ), it will cause a Civil War without end, from which our Galaxy will never heal.”
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Sept 30, 2019 16:51:52 GMT
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader
Sorry losers and haters, but my Midichlorian count is one of the highest ever recorded - and you all know it! Please don't feel stupid or insecure, even Master Yoda doesn't have a Midichlorian count that high!
Supreme Leader Kylo Ren @newsupremeleader
“Space Department has stepped up Leia Organa Hologram probe” You mean the 33,000 Holograms that she wiped from her R2 unit's memory so they can never be found, even though she said that all 33,000 pertained only to her son’s Force Mitzvah, and her Yoda classes!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2019 19:47:44 GMT
Tarpals: Whistleblowers attorney expresses serious safety concerns!
Da whistleblowers attorney has expressed "serious safety concerns" for secret client. In light of recent "threatening" comments by Supreme Leader Kylo Ren towards his'n client, da attorney has voiced safety concerns. Meesa has been contacted as Dierctor of Galactic Intelligence to secure best'n safety measures for da whistleblower as da date of testimony be approachin'.
Da attorney has asked da captain if'n weesa gotta grand army for his'n client. "Weesa warriors!"
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Sept 30, 2019 19:50:43 GMT
Meesa bustin' with happiness seein' youse again, Tarpie.
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