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Post by msdemos on Sept 9, 2017 6:36:53 GMT
SAVE FERRIS
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Post by Matthew the Swordsman on Sept 9, 2017 18:56:21 GMT
When I was a very young kid I had petrol splashed into my eyes.
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Post by them1ghtyhumph on Sept 9, 2017 19:29:52 GMT
I found a quarter once.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2017 7:28:41 GMT
My youngest cousin used to have a crush on me. He would write poetry about me and draw pictures of me and his sister found a photo of me that he took to bed with him and he told her he was in love with me and wanted to marry me when he grew up. It was very odd and made me uncomfortable at the time but thankfully he is older now and has moved on.  
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Post by paislene on Sept 12, 2017 1:52:41 GMT
Many many years ago , when my first wife abruptly left me and I was feeling a bit lost , I went to visit a friend in another city who took me for an evening out with his new friends . While in a nice beer-styled restaurant and feeling a little lonely/depressed , a woman arrived and squeezed in next to me and asked my name . Someone across the table noticed her and asked after her ? 'Can we be introduced'? She replied 'I'm paislene's wife' , and for the next 15 minutes kept up this charade while holding my arm . A few of the people around the table seem to vaguely know her but not personally . My friend didn't know her either . By this time the table had warmed and no one was noticing us anymore . And I asked her some questions . I can no longer remember her name and it was obvious she was a supreme flake , very attractive , and I have to say I really felt out of her league . I think she found me boring , and then after a kiss on the cheek elegantly vanished out the door . I desperately tried to find her and got some leads , but was told she was eccentric and wild , and had dropped a lot of guys , and I decided to let it go , except for the memory of it . 
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Post by Salzmank on Sept 12, 2017 2:44:39 GMT
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Post by Admin on Sept 12, 2017 8:25:32 GMT
Many many years ago , when my first wife abruptly left me and I was feeling a bit lost , I went to visit a friend in another city who took me for an evening out with his new friends . While in a nice beer-styled restaurant and feeling a little lonely/depressed , a woman arrived and squeezed in next to me and asked my name . Someone across the table noticed her and asked after her ? 'Can we be introduced'? She replied 'I'm paislene's wife' , and for the next 15 minutes kept up this charade while holding my arm . A few of the people around the table seem to vaguely know her but not personally . My friend didn't know her either . By this time the table had warmed and no one was noticing us anymore . And I asked her some questions . I can no longer remember her name and it was obvious she was a supreme flake , very attractive , and I have to say I really felt out of her league . I think she found me boring and then after a kiss on the cheek elegantly vanished out the door . I desperately tried to find her and got some leads , but was told she was eccentric and wild , and had dropped a lot of guys , and I decided to let it go , except for the memory of it .  Tonia Buxton pretended to be your wife?
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Post by paislene on Sept 12, 2017 9:10:19 GMT
Admin , Haha Haha !! I tried to find an online pic as close as possible to the woman I remember . The resemblance and appearance between Tonia and the lady I met is uncanny . She wore a rose which was smaller . The lady I met was perhaps slightly older than in this picture (early 30's - she actually told me her age , but being so long ago now I can't recollect properly) . The name Tonia Buxton did ring a bell , but it certainly isn't her . It was a very long time ago !
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Post by nausea on Sept 12, 2017 10:40:31 GMT
i've had cancer.
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Post by paislene on Sept 12, 2017 11:18:19 GMT
Are going to tell us about it , Bluebell ? What caused it ? How long ? The recovery ? How are you now ?
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Post by nausea on Sept 12, 2017 11:40:15 GMT
im fine now!
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Sept 14, 2017 19:53:15 GMT
One time, on a rainy day, I spun out in my car and perfectly stopped in the opposite traffic lane, in the right direction and everything. As if I had planned it. And no one around me reacted at all. It was perfect and completely impossible to duplicate. In a million years I could never repeat it. A stunt coordinator would have hired me on the spot. So what did I do, with my heart pounding 1000 beats a minute? I just drove on.
Another time I was alone on an elevator, so of course I farted, and of course a pretty girl got in on the very next floor. Yep. And I know she caught it too because she took a step away from me. lol
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Post by Admin on Sept 15, 2017 4:20:12 GMT
Another time I was alone on an elevator, so of course I farted, and of course a pretty girl got in on the very next floor. Yep. And I know she caught it too because she took a step away from me. lol I've always said if you're lonely, just fart and you'll suddenly have company.
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Sept 15, 2017 14:14:31 GMT
Another time I was alone on an elevator, so of course I farted, and of course a pretty girl got in on the very next floor. Yep. And I know she caught it too because she took a step away from me. lol I've always said if you're lonely, just fart and you'll suddenly have company. LOL! That was me on that day
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Post by shangel on Sept 15, 2017 17:47:44 GMT
Actually, 2 days ago. I won't delve into the past. 2 days ago I stopped at a gas station that accepts personal checks and while the manager was showing a new employee how to process checks a man stepped to the register beside me and said "I would like to pay for this lady's gas as well as my own" and he pointed at me. I was stunned and assured him it was a kind gesture but not necessary. He insisted and also looked like he didn't want any commotion about it. I thanked him and told him he was very kind.
As I was pumping the gas I thought perhaps he had an ulterior motive, but he didn't. It was an odd/strange moment, but a good one.
With all the sad and horrible things going on in the world it warms my heart to know that there are still good people.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2017 7:41:44 GMT
Another time I was alone on an elevator, so of course I farted, and of course a pretty girl got in on the very next floor. Yep. And I know she caught it too because she took a step away from me. lol I have actually been inside an elevator with a guy who did that and it stunk. Was that you? Don't worry, the worst is when you are in an elevator with a baby who has popped their nappy. I have had that happen to me twice and the last time I felt like I was going to pass out 'cause I couldn't get away from it but the Mother must have been used to it 'cause she stood there like nothing had happened. As cute as babies are they can also be disgusting and that is one of the reasons I don't want kids.
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Post by lenlenlen1 on Sept 18, 2017 14:42:15 GMT
Another time I was alone on an elevator, so of course I farted, and of course a pretty girl got in on the very next floor. Yep. And I know she caught it too because she took a step away from me. lol I have actually been inside an elevator with a guy who did that and it stunk. Don't worry, the worst is when you are in an elevator with a baby who has popped their nappy. I have had that happen to me twice and the last time I felt like I was going to pass out 'cause I couldn't get away from it but the Mother must have been used to it 'cause she stood there like nothing had happened. As cute as babies are they can also be disgusting and that is one of the reasons I don't want kids.Was that you?
Deb?! My love! I apologize for the stink bomb that day! Can you ever forgive me?!
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Post by koskiewicz on Sept 18, 2017 22:25:10 GMT
This happened to me in July of this year...I was sitting in my yard enjoying the weather, when a black and orange butterfly alighted on my left shoulder. It stayed for a moment and then took off. I then went into my house and exited out to the front to get to my car. I immediately spotted a squirrel and made a whistling sound which I usually do when I see squirrels. Upon hearing my whistle, the squirrel came up my front steps and stared at me...I was dumbfounded at these 2 instances which occurred within minutes.
My sister told me that "someone was trying to tell you something" LOL !!!
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Post by Sulla on Sept 19, 2017 8:29:31 GMT
The weirdest thing that happened was in 1984 while coming home from a concert one night (Billy Squier/ Ratt). I was driving about 60mph in the right lane of the interstate. The moon was out and there were some cars behind me which provided some light. This really cool 70s Chevy Malibu was slowly passing me in the left lane. As I was looking at the hubcap on the right rear tire, the tire starts coming off the axle. Once I realized it wasn't my imagination, I hit the brakes because I didn't want it to hit my car. It took a high bounce and landed directly in front of me. I couldn't avoid hitting it and my front left tire blew out. This all happened in a few seconds. I drove off the road onto the embankment where tall grass helped bring me to a stop. Nobody was hurt and the four people in the other car were also coming home from the concert. So after changing my tire I gave them a ride to the next exit where they called for a tow truck. It's just bizarre to me that they drove about 80 miles that night and the tire came off at the very moment I was looking at it. In 1995 I was in London visiting Apsley House which was the home of the Duke of Wellington, now a museum, I found a folded £5 note on the floor. That note features a likeness of Wellington. One week later I was walking in Rembrandt Park in Amsterdam where I found a folded 10 guilder note on the ground. That note features a likeness of the Dutch painter, Franz Hals.
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Post by kuatorises on Sept 19, 2017 12:37:56 GMT
My youngest cousin used to have a crush on me. He would write poetry about me and draw pictures of me and his sister found a photo of me that he took to bed with him and he told her he was in love with me and wanted to marry me when he grew up. It was very odd and made me uncomfortable at the time but thankfully he is older now and has moved on.   That's not uncommon. Little kids don't know you're not supposed to like relatives like that. It's why some say they want to marry their mom/dad when they are little.
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