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Post by Catman on Sept 30, 2017 23:03:41 GMT
The Longest Yar
A group of salty sea captains gather for the annual 'Longest Yar' contest in the sleepy seaside village of Cabot Cove. And somehow, Jessica Fletcher manages to murder several of them and frame the contest favorite, thus ensuring the guy she bet on wins, and she collects a huge payout.
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Oct 2, 2017 0:38:15 GMT
Bae
The text message romance between two tween pigs.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Oct 5, 2017 2:02:17 GMT
True Git
The true and heartfelt story of a rotter dirty dog rat skunk stinker stinkpot bum puke crumb lowlife scum bag so-and-so git. In other words, a person who is deemed to be despicable or contemptible.
Spoiler : He finds a lost puppy.
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Oct 5, 2017 3:55:03 GMT
10,000 C
A Roland Emmerich disaster epic about a particularly hot day (18,032 degrees F)
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Post by Catman on Oct 5, 2017 4:00:57 GMT
The Big Bag Theory
No, it's a far more mundane television show than you thought at first.
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Oct 5, 2017 4:24:08 GMT
Peed (1994)
A psycho plants a bomb in a bathroom urinal. Once it is peed in, the bomb is armed. If it's stopped being peed in, it will explode. Now it's up to Keanu Reeves and a steady supply of Sunny Delight and asperagus to save everyone inside, including Sandra Bullock in a plucky breakout role.
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Post by Nalkarj on Oct 5, 2017 17:24:31 GMT
The Aunting
In this terrifying murder-mystery-horror-comedy-romance-superhero-western-art-film, Nell Vance (Marilyn Monroe), a famed actress, is contacted by one-eyed, peg-legged lawyer Hugh Crain (John Wayne), who informs her that her tyrannical old aunt, Jane Hudson (Bette Davis), has died and left Nell an enormous, sprawling Texas ranch.
When Nell arrives, she meets her aunt's other heirs: Dr. John Markway (David Niven), a parapsychologist; Theodora (Jane Russell), a Greenwich Village artist; and Luke Sanderson (Woody Allen), whose family have been trying to buy the old ranch for years. Little known to everyone else, the reason that the Sandersons want the ranch so badly is because Luke fell into a vat of radioactive waste as a child and turns into the Incredible Hulk whenever he gets angry; and only the Vance Ranch has the cure, somewhere on the estate.
Nell quickly falls in love with Dr. Markway, but he tells her that she should leave the ranch because it is haunted by the ghost of old Mrs. Hudson, who makes her presence known by possessing the various denizens. Nell is skeptical at first, but when Theodora dresses up like a giant potato and dances through the hallways, Nell, recognizing her aunt's curious sense of humor, decides to Leave.
Not so fast, Nell. Suddenly, that night, a convenient freak storm cuts the house off from civilization, and Mrs. Hudson's ghost still walks the halls...
--based on a novel by Stephen King, who reportedly despises this adaptation and wants to direct a miniseries based on his original book.
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Post by Nalkarj on Oct 6, 2017 1:23:31 GMT
{Quick note: Sorry, folks; this is a long one. But I had a boatload of fun writing it [pun intended], and you can probably guess how much I like the Indiana Jones movies... } Riders of the Lost Ark Unfortunately, unlike the other classic movies we have discussed here (ahem, ahem), this one never get made, as this famous, Hollywood-annal story goes: And that was how Temple of Doom was made. Just so you know. Anyway, here we have it, boys and girls, George Lucas's original story for the second Indiana Jones flick, Riders of the Lost Ark. The film begins with Dr. Henry Jones, Jr. ( Harrison Ford, of course--yes, I know with these "drop a letter" games I make strange casting choices, but I'd never mess this one up), lecturing again about how dull and boring archaeology is and how nothing ever happens to an archaeologist... ...when Sallah ( John Rhys-Davies) crashes in through the classroom window and screaming that "they" are after him. Jones dismisses the class, but two inquisitive students--obnoxious know-it-all Thurston Norris VIII ( Gary Kroeger) and bubbly co-ed Janie Lacey ( Michaela Clavell)--listen in from behind the door. Sallah explains that the Nazis have somehow found out what happened in the last movie (Lucas's concept is not exactly clear on this point), have forced him out of Egypt, and are now following him wherever he goes. Just then, gunshots come in through the window. Indy, Sallah, and the two students take refuge in Marcus Brody's ( Denholm Elliott's) office, where two government agents ( Putter Smith and Tommy Lee Jones) arrive and inform Jones that the Nazis are after Sallah because he has a piece of the Sacred Key to a paradise, called Shangri-La, hidden within Mount Ararat--which is, Norris wastes no time in saying, where the Bible states is the resting place of Noah's Ark. The government agents explain that Hitler believes in old Jewish folklore (we writer types, Lucas explains, call this "irony") that states that anyone who steps on this ark will be immortal as long as he stays aboard. Brody is skeptical that either the Bible or folklore supports this belief, but the government does not want to take any chance after "the last ark incident." Indy initially doesn't want to go because the government hid the Ark of the Covenant, but Brody talks him into it because of the service he'd be doing for his country. Oh, and could it be true that Abner Ravenwood ( Wilford Brimley), Marion's father and Indy's mentor, had found this ark while searching for the other one? Who is the mysterious woman in red ( Gayle Hunnicutt) who continually appears and disappears everywhere Indy et al. go? And is the snobbish Thurston Norris all that he claims to be? Could he be a diabolical Nazi agent in disguise? It all builds up to the shocking climax where Indy and his friends ride down Mt. Ararat in Noah's Ark!
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Post by BATouttaheck on Oct 6, 2017 2:08:21 GMT
Nalkarj Long way to travel for a freshly baked pun but well worth the journey ! Doghouse6 needs to read about the Riders ^^^^
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Post by Nalkarj on Oct 6, 2017 2:32:35 GMT
Nalkarj Long way to travel for a freshly baked pun but well worth the journey ! Doghouse6 needs to read about the Riders ^^^^ Thanks, Bat. As long as people enjoyed it... (Hey, what're the odds Lucas and Spielberg read this and pay me millions for the idea for the next movie? Only mostly nonexistent, or completely nonexistent?)
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Post by BATouttaheck on Oct 6, 2017 2:46:14 GMT
NalkarjLucas and Spielberg would do well to read this thread. Finally .... Some pretty fresh and new ideas for their next projects. Pay how many millions ... ?
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Post by teleadm on Oct 6, 2017 18:57:54 GMT
I An't, the never published sequel to Edna Ferbers Giant, Rock Hudsons character dies at the age of 94, his sons takes over and it's now 1974 (Hollywood was never good in counting). The sons sells their property to a mean guy (Robert Ryan) and loses there rights to oil drilling. The left over sons played by Desi Arnas Jr, James Farentino and Peter Fonda, The Texas billionaire was played by Joseph Cotten
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Post by MCDemuth on Oct 6, 2017 19:25:32 GMT
RIDE of Chucky (Bride of Chucky) ... Version 1
Porn / Slasher Film.
After Chucky has sex with Tiffany, he realizes that the sex is better when you are a doll... so... Chucky decides to visit several local strip clubs, and threatens to kill the stars who work at them, unless they play "RIDE The Rubber" with him.
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Post by MCDemuth on Oct 6, 2017 19:27:01 GMT
RIDE of Chucky (Bride of Chucky) ... Version 2
Chucky has become famous, and so an amusement ride is created, which then becomes widely popular, and becomes big news. Chucky becomes furious that people are making money off of him, and wants to get revenge. Then he learns there is a replica doll on the ride that pretends to kill the patrons... Chucky decides to take the place of the replica, so that he can kill the people for real!
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Post by MCDemuth on Oct 6, 2017 19:30:07 GMT
CUT Of Chucky (Cult Of Chucky)
Since Chucky has been brought back to life so many times, he now has a supernatural power. Anyone who is Cut by Chucky... AND survives... becomes a serial killer themselves. Chucky has fun creating a new group of serial killers.
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Post by MCDemuth on Oct 6, 2017 20:03:31 GMT
Not quite sure what to do with this one...
CURE Of Chucky (Curse of Chucky)
1.) If you survive an attack from Chucky, you are CURED of any medical issues you have. 2.) Chucky has the "CURE" for Death. When he kills you, your soul is transferred to a doll too... 3.) (Witchcraft?) is used to turn Chucky into a "Good Guy" 4.) Chucky's End. (Witchcraft?) is used to finally send Chucky to hell, forever.
...Feel Free to take over the plot and script...
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Post by MCDemuth on Oct 6, 2017 20:38:51 GMT
Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pear (Pearl)
Captain Barbossa ate a black pear, and now EVERY member of his crew, including his monkey, looks and acts like his frenemy Captain Jack Sparrow...
To make matters MUCH worse...
Barbossa learns that the real Captain Jack Sparrow is the only man who knows where the cure is, But Sparrow is trapped in a impenetrable and unpickable locked cage, and will only tell Barbossa what he wants to know, if Barbossa frees Sparrow, and allows Sparrow to come with him on his ship...
Can Barbossa... Find the Dog with the keys... and Find the cure... Before all of the "Captain Jack Sparrow's" in his life, drive him insane?
Find out this Halloween...
This Movie Is Rated: ARRR!
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Post by moviebuffbrad on Oct 7, 2017 2:15:06 GMT
iSidious
When over-achieving senator Palpatine attends a party that turns into a Sith frenzy, he ends up joining the ranks of the dark side of the force. Determined to pass as charming politician despite his creepy demeanor and occasionally orange eyes, Palpatine forms a plan to resist his dark side by taking a job as Chancellor, where he can be powerful and evil in a legal setting. Soon discovering that he can clone others, he finds new purpose by posing as a benevolent dictator and working with the Jedi to help stop wars he's responsible for.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Oct 8, 2017 19:38:09 GMT
FROZE Animated characters neglect to bring enough winter gear as they go out for adventuring. They get caught in a blizzard and despite singing annoying songs over and over, they all ... well ... not to give it away but they got rescued and told everyone who would listen that they almost FROZE
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Post by alfromni on Oct 8, 2017 20:52:08 GMT
The Word and the Rose
The touching story of a guy who talks to plants.
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