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Post by JudgeJuryDredd on Sept 14, 2017 0:11:43 GMT
'Spider-Man: Homecoming' was written by people who has a history of writing 'Vacation'. That's why SMH looked like it was written by a couple of kindergarten kids.
Peter's best friend brings a bomb that Peter gave him into the Washington Monument and blows up the elevator, but DHS, FB,a nd DC Police don't even detain him for questioning. Iron Man stops a ferry boat that's split in half from sinking simply by pushing the 2 halves of the boat together.
That's kindergarten-level writing.
Pretty rich coming from a guy who thinks a teeny-bopper, big budget soap on the CW like Supergirl is a better produced show than Jessica Jones - which, I'll repeat myself again here, is like saying Bones is a better than Hannibal or season one of True Detective. And before anyone steps in and says "maybe he's going by entertainment value...", no he legitimately thinks Supergirl is a better written, acted, and directed series than Jessica Jones.
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Post by JudgeJuryDredd on Sept 14, 2017 0:14:40 GMT
Asm was better in tone and the Raimi films were better The first two Raimi films are arguably better on a cinematic level, in terms of being a straight up Spider-Man film Homecoming wins. TASM, the first one anyway, very much felt like a TV movie with a big budget.
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Post by sostie on Sept 14, 2017 0:47:36 GMT
'Spider-Man: Homecoming' was written by people who has a history of writing 'Vacation'. That's why SMH looked like it was written by a couple of kindergarten kids.
Peter's best friend brings a bomb that Peter gave him into the Washington Monument and blows up the elevator, but DHS, FB,a nd DC Police don't even detain him for questioning. Iron Man stops a ferry boat that's split in half from sinking simply by pushing the 2 halves of the boat together.
That's kindergarten-level writing.
Whereas Wonder Woman and Steve Rogers travel from the Med to central London in a sail boat overnight, and also avoid anyone else on the sea during wartime in the process. Oh wait, you said it's because it's a magic boat. You really do cause Pot and Kettle to have much dialogue between each other.
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Post by DC-Fan on Sept 14, 2017 1:44:31 GMT
That's why SMH looked like it was written by a couple of kindergarten kids.
Peter's best friend brings a bomb that Peter gave him into the Washington Monument and blows up the elevator, but DHS, FB,a nd DC Police don't even detain him for questioning. Iron Man stops a ferry boat that's split in half from sinking simply by pushing the 2 halves of the boat together.
That's kindergarten-level writing.
Whereas Wonder Woman and Steve Rogers travel from the Med to central London in a sail boat overnight Dumbass! It's an Amazon boat. It was probably made by the gods so why wouldn't it be capable of traveling long distances in a short time. The Lasso of Truth was also made by the gods and it has powers that normal lassos don't have. So a boat that's probably also made by the gods would also probably have powers that normal boats don't have. also avoid anyone else on the sea during wartime in the process. Dumbass! They were traveling at night. It's hard enough to spot a single boat in the vast sea or ocean during the day. It's practically impossible to spot it at night.
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Post by DC-Fan on Sept 14, 2017 2:04:42 GMT
Everyone knew what caused the explosion. Explosions are cause by either bombs or gas leaks. Since elevators don't use gas, it was obviously a bomb. And they know who was in the elevator when the bomb exploded. So that narrows the list of suspects. And when they question Liz and anyone else who was in the elevator, it would be obvious that it was Ned who brought the bomb into the elevator. No, you can't "undo" the splitting of a boat in half simply by pushing the 2 halves of the boat together. Only kids in kindergarten would think you can stop a boat that's split in half from sinking by pushing the 2 halves of the boat together. it was some random laser beam coming from who-knows-where that no one could trace to Ned. In the end, no one knew just what happened. After all, the elevator was gone and there was no trace of the energy cell. They know exactly who was in the elevator and they know that Ned brought his backpack into the elevator. It would be pretty obvious that the bomb was in Ned's backpack.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2017 2:10:45 GMT
That's why SMH looked like it was written by a couple of kindergarten kids.
Peter's best friend brings a bomb that Peter gave him into the Washington Monument and blows up the elevator, but DHS, FB,a nd DC Police don't even detain him for questioning. Iron Man stops a ferry boat that's split in half from sinking simply by pushing the 2 halves of the boat together.
That's kindergarten-level writing.
Whereas Wonder Woman and Steve Rogers travel from the Med to central London in a sail boat overnight, and also avoid anyone else on the sea during wartime in the process. Oh wait, you said it's because it's a magic boat. You really do cause Pot and Kettle to have much dialogue between each other. Wonder Woman is very stupid. They cross the front line in the war when it wasnt needed. If the team would have gone from England to The Netherlands (which was neutral during WW1 and not occupied) they could have entered occupied Belgium from there, therefor never needed to cross the front line and risk getting killed by crossing the nomans land. Anybody with half a brain knows this except for the writers of Wonder Woman. That movie is ok to watch but there are major flaws in it.
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Post by DC-Fan on Sept 14, 2017 2:29:44 GMT
Whereas Wonder Woman and Steve Rogers travel from the Med to central London in a sail boat overnight, and also avoid anyone else on the sea during wartime in the process. Oh wait, you said it's because it's a magic boat. You really do cause Pot and Kettle to have much dialogue between each other. Wonder Woman is very stupid. They cross the front line in the war when it wasnt needed. If the team would have gone from England to The Netherlands (which was neutral during WW1 and not occupied) they could have entered occupied Belgium from there, therefor never needed to cross the front line and risk getting killed by crossing the nomans land. Anybody with half a brain knows this except for the writers of Wonder Woman. You're very stupid. If the team had gone from England to Belgium via The Netherlands, they would've had to travel farther north and then double back, which would've taken longer. Sir Patrick gave them only 2 days to find where Ludendorff was storing the poisonous gas so they had to take the fastest route possible (most likely across the English Channel to Dunkirk and then towards the town of Veld). Anybody with half a brain knows that when you need to get somewhere fast, you take the fastest route possible, except dumb MCU fans like you.
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Post by thenewnexus on Sept 14, 2017 4:03:35 GMT
Asm was better in tone and the Raimi films were better The first two Raimi films are arguably better on a cinematic level, in terms of being a straight up Spider-Man film Homecoming wins. TASM, the first one anyway, very much felt like a TV movie with a big budget. Homecomibg Felt like a Disney Channel movie with a bug budget
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Post by JudgeJuryDredd on Sept 14, 2017 4:12:03 GMT
The first two Raimi films are arguably better on a cinematic level, in terms of being a straight up Spider-Man film Homecoming wins. TASM, the first one anyway, very much felt like a TV movie with a big budget. Homecomibg Felt like a Disney Channel movie with a bug budget Never seen Homecomibg, but Homecoming felt like a John Hughes movie with a superhero twist. And "bug budget"? Doesn't that suggest a very tiny budget?
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Post by DC-Fan on Sept 14, 2017 4:13:40 GMT
The first two Raimi films are arguably better on a cinematic level, in terms of being a straight up Spider-Man film Homecoming wins. TASM, the first one anyway, very much felt like a TV movie with a big budget. Homecomibg Felt like a Disney Channel movie with a bug budget SMH felt like an after school TV special with CGI effects.
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Post by DC-Fan on Sept 14, 2017 4:16:27 GMT
Homecomibg Felt like a Disney Channel movie with a bug budget Homecoming felt like a John Hughes movie with a superhero twist. Yep, SMH should've been called " Some Kind of Awful".
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Post by thenewnexus on Sept 14, 2017 5:15:10 GMT
Homecomibg Felt like a Disney Channel movie with a bug budget Never seen Homecomibg, but Homecoming felt like a John Hughes movie with a superhero twist. And "bug budget"? Doesn't that suggest a very tiny budget? See you are just proving their point. A spiderman movie should not be like a John Hughes movie. That screams comedy. No thanks
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Post by JudgeJuryDredd on Sept 14, 2017 5:32:51 GMT
Homecoming felt like a John Hughes movie with a superhero twist. Yep, SMH should've been called " Some Kind of Awful". So what your saying is The Breakfast Club, Pretty In Pink, Sixteen Candles, Weird Science, and Ferris Bueller's Day Off are awful, good to hear -- You've just confirmed, further, to us all here that you lack taste in quality entertainment.
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Post by JudgeJuryDredd on Sept 14, 2017 5:34:05 GMT
Never seen Homecomibg, but Homecoming felt like a John Hughes movie with a superhero twist. And "bug budget"? Doesn't that suggest a very tiny budget? See you are just proving their point. A spiderman movie should not be like a John Hughes movie. That screams comedy. No thanks John Hughes movies had more than comedy in them, thanks for confirming to us that you've never seen a John Hughes film.
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Post by JudgeJuryDredd on Sept 14, 2017 5:35:31 GMT
Homecomibg Felt like a Disney Channel movie with a bug budget SMH felt like an after school TV special with CGI effects. You mean like Supergirl on The CW? And The Flash and Legends of Tomorrow?
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Post by thenewnexus on Sept 14, 2017 5:39:37 GMT
If I had to choose between the Dc shows and MCU films,I would pick DC Shows. I barley got through Homecoming no way am I putting myself through that again.
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Post by JudgeJuryDredd on Sept 14, 2017 6:59:55 GMT
If I had to choose between the Dc shows and MCU films,I would pick DC Shows. I barley got through Homecoming no way am I putting myself through that again. But you have to put yourself through 22-23 episodes a season with lots of filler and thus blowing a lot of the budget on effects work - Seriously, Savitar looked good the first half of season three of Flash, the other half they used a guy in a suit, and boy did it look cheap.
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Post by sostie on Sept 14, 2017 9:31:34 GMT
Wonder Woman is very stupid. They cross the front line in the war when it wasnt needed. If the team would have gone from England to The Netherlands (which was neutral during WW1 and not occupied) they could have entered occupied Belgium from there, therefor never needed to cross the front line and risk getting killed by crossing the nomans land. Anybody with half a brain knows this except for the writers of Wonder Woman. You're very stupid. If the team had gone from England to Belgium via The Netherlands, they would've had to travel farther north and then double back, which would've taken longer. Sir Patrick gave them only 2 days to find where Ludendorff was storing the poisonous gas so they had to take the fastest route possible (most likely across the English Channel to Dunkirk and then towards the town of Veld). Anybody with half a brain knows that when you need to get somewhere fast, you take the fastest route possible, except dumb MCU fans like you. They would have got there much quicker if they used their magic boat a boat so magic it can travel huge distances over a small space of time completely undetected yet requires a tug boat to take it up the river.
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Post by formersamhmd on Sept 14, 2017 10:16:28 GMT
it was some random laser beam coming from who-knows-where that no one could trace to Ned. In the end, no one knew just what happened. After all, the elevator was gone and there was no trace of the energy cell. They know exactly who was in the elevator and they know that Ned brought his backpack into the elevator. It would be pretty obvious that the bomb was in Ned's backpack. Not really, there was nothing left to analyze after everything happened and no one in the elevator saw the laser blast come out of Ned's backpack. You want stupid, look at the US Military not following up on Superman pretty much telling them he was Clark Kent in MOS.
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Post by formersamhmd on Sept 14, 2017 10:17:42 GMT
If I had to choose between the Dc shows and MCU films,I would pick DC Shows. I barley got through Homecoming no way am I putting myself through that again. I saw it twice, and at least with the MCU I'm not getting something pretentious and full of itself.
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