Post by Nalkarj on Sept 21, 2017 16:05:55 GMT
This is a very serious question that deserves careful thought and consideration.
Please do not drive, hold crying babies, or operate heavy machinery while reading this question. You have been warned, pursuant to Kalamazoo v. Mulligan, 1983, decided by a 9-0 majority on the Supreme Court of the United States, and Frasier v. Niles, 1993, decided by a 13-5 minority on the Supreme Court of Uzbekistan.
Here it comes--here's the question--the question is--believe me, this is serious--why are you doubting that I'm serious--do I not look serious?--I'm funny? Funny? As in ha-ha? I'm funny, like a clown, I amuse you?--but clowns aren't that funny anymore because It just came out (again)--you know, I used to know a lady who said that dashes were underused in writing--I guess she never saw this post, huh?--oh, look I'm going to play around on the choo-choo with the LADY!--HERE WE GO:
WHO (is on first?) is the better director--Alfred Hitchcock or Uwe Boll?
As noted multiple times, I'm dead serious about this, as it was suggested to me by former member @sirfartyfartsalot, who had the most mature, serious, and intellectual name I know on these boards.
After the stimulating and life-changing discussion resulting from this question, we can discuss other stimulating and life-changing matters. For example:
--and other matters. Tune back next week to watch Salzmank being physically removed from his place of residence and end up not at the home of his friend Oscar Madison but rather at the local insane asylum. What fun!
Please do not drive, hold crying babies, or operate heavy machinery while reading this question. You have been warned, pursuant to Kalamazoo v. Mulligan, 1983, decided by a 9-0 majority on the Supreme Court of the United States, and Frasier v. Niles, 1993, decided by a 13-5 minority on the Supreme Court of Uzbekistan.
Here it comes--here's the question--the question is--believe me, this is serious--why are you doubting that I'm serious--do I not look serious?--I'm funny? Funny? As in ha-ha? I'm funny, like a clown, I amuse you?--but clowns aren't that funny anymore because It just came out (again)--you know, I used to know a lady who said that dashes were underused in writing--I guess she never saw this post, huh?--oh, look I'm going to play around on the choo-choo with the LADY!--HERE WE GO:
WHO (is on first?) is the better director--Alfred Hitchcock or Uwe Boll?
As noted multiple times, I'm dead serious about this, as it was suggested to me by former member @sirfartyfartsalot, who had the most mature, serious, and intellectual name I know on these boards.
After the stimulating and life-changing discussion resulting from this question, we can discuss other stimulating and life-changing matters. For example:
Is water wet?
Is air airy?
Is wood wooden?
Is yes the correct word in English for affirmation? How do we know it isn't "no"? It could be in a hypothetical alternate reality, just to let you know.
Is there "there"?
Why am I asking these questions?
Has Salzmank lost his mind?
Is air airy?
Is wood wooden?
Is yes the correct word in English for affirmation? How do we know it isn't "no"? It could be in a hypothetical alternate reality, just to let you know.
Is there "there"?
Why am I asking these questions?
Has Salzmank lost his mind?
--and other matters. Tune back next week to watch Salzmank being physically removed from his place of residence and end up not at the home of his friend Oscar Madison but rather at the local insane asylum. What fun!
