Baker's Dozen: MOVIES (PERSONAL/SUBJECTIVE)
Mar 31, 2018 10:32:55 GMT
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13 Movies You Made Up
01. THE NIGHT WE WENT TO DINNER - Daniel Day-Lewis as Turner, Anna Kendrick as Sissy, Alan Arkin as Pops
02. LIVE SOFT - Sequel to "Die Hard", starring Woody Allen as Saul Rabinowitz McClane (John McClane's uncle)
03. I GOTTA BE ME - Stars Charlie Sheen & Shia LaBoeuf as Bert & Ernie, Alec Baldwin as Dad
04. THE MUPPETS TAKE EXECUTIVE ACTION - Through a fluke, Kermit becomes president, and thanks to some ill-timed comments from Miss Piggy, the United States becomes involved in a shooting war with the Vatican
05. THE REVENGE OF THE PSYCHO LAGOMORPHS VIII - latest in a successful franchise - the furry critters go after Exalted IMDb-V02 Members having eliminated all Revereds and quieter in I thru VII
06. BABE: PIG ON A MISSION - After Fly is killed at the culmination of events set off when Babe attempts to help Farmer Hogget finish his tax returns, Babe sets off the find his birth mother in this scathing exposΓ© of the meat packing industry. James Cromwell and Magda Szubanski reprise their roles as the Hoggets, and in a surprising bit of creative casting, Bea Arthur returns from the dead to provide the voice of Babe's mother in an extended dream sequence.
07. THE PEBBLE IN THE SHOE - Happy Valley has been invaded by a litigious seasonal resident who is ready and willing to take anyone to court on the slimmest of excuses. Old fashioned multi-story slapstick comedy with cameo performances by famous good-guys and a heavily disguised superstar playing the whining twerp villain. PLEASE do not spoil the ending "reveal".
08. HISSY FIT - one after another, for a riotous comedy of mistaken identity, missed chances and lost objects
09. KONG! - Finally, a musical version of King Kong, with the hit songs, "Top of the World," "Empire State of Mind'" and "Going Bananas."
10. THE IMPOSSIBLE YEARS - long overdue remake of the 1968 classic (?) stars Jeremy Irons as the harried dad, overwrought at his teen daughter played by Chloe Grace Moretz dating Justin Bieber (in his first major movie role)
11. MEMENTO OF MY SIXTH SENSE ON THE THIRTEENTH FLOOR - Bizarre tale of a man who discovers he's really dead and now an avatar in a virtual reality world. The story is told backward, meaning the big reveal is at the beginning leaving us the rest of the movie to figure out why we should care.
12. BEATLEJUICE - John and George return as ghosts to help Paul and Ringo get the band back together, wackiness ensues.
01. THE NIGHT WE WENT TO DINNER - Daniel Day-Lewis as Turner, Anna Kendrick as Sissy, Alan Arkin as Pops
02. LIVE SOFT - Sequel to "Die Hard", starring Woody Allen as Saul Rabinowitz McClane (John McClane's uncle)
03. I GOTTA BE ME - Stars Charlie Sheen & Shia LaBoeuf as Bert & Ernie, Alec Baldwin as Dad
04. THE MUPPETS TAKE EXECUTIVE ACTION - Through a fluke, Kermit becomes president, and thanks to some ill-timed comments from Miss Piggy, the United States becomes involved in a shooting war with the Vatican
05. THE REVENGE OF THE PSYCHO LAGOMORPHS VIII - latest in a successful franchise - the furry critters go after Exalted IMDb-V02 Members having eliminated all Revereds and quieter in I thru VII
06. BABE: PIG ON A MISSION - After Fly is killed at the culmination of events set off when Babe attempts to help Farmer Hogget finish his tax returns, Babe sets off the find his birth mother in this scathing exposΓ© of the meat packing industry. James Cromwell and Magda Szubanski reprise their roles as the Hoggets, and in a surprising bit of creative casting, Bea Arthur returns from the dead to provide the voice of Babe's mother in an extended dream sequence.
07. THE PEBBLE IN THE SHOE - Happy Valley has been invaded by a litigious seasonal resident who is ready and willing to take anyone to court on the slimmest of excuses. Old fashioned multi-story slapstick comedy with cameo performances by famous good-guys and a heavily disguised superstar playing the whining twerp villain. PLEASE do not spoil the ending "reveal".
08. HISSY FIT - one after another, for a riotous comedy of mistaken identity, missed chances and lost objects
09. KONG! - Finally, a musical version of King Kong, with the hit songs, "Top of the World," "Empire State of Mind'" and "Going Bananas."
10. THE IMPOSSIBLE YEARS - long overdue remake of the 1968 classic (?) stars Jeremy Irons as the harried dad, overwrought at his teen daughter played by Chloe Grace Moretz dating Justin Bieber (in his first major movie role)
11. MEMENTO OF MY SIXTH SENSE ON THE THIRTEENTH FLOOR - Bizarre tale of a man who discovers he's really dead and now an avatar in a virtual reality world. The story is told backward, meaning the big reveal is at the beginning leaving us the rest of the movie to figure out why we should care.
12. BEATLEJUICE - John and George return as ghosts to help Paul and Ringo get the band back together, wackiness ensues.