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Post by politicidal on Oct 23, 2017 22:47:10 GMT
A live action Dora the Explorer movie which for all we know will become a ersatz Lara Croft except Latina searching for treasure in a post apocalyptic wasteland where Boots and Swiper are examples of some humans that become animal hybrids ala Doctor Moreau. screencrush.com/michael-bay-dora-the-explorer-movie/ |
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Post by thisguy4000 on Oct 23, 2017 22:56:28 GMT
I was positive that you were joking when I saw the title of the thread. This is probably the weirdest thing I have read all day.
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Post by Nalkarj on Oct 23, 2017 22:59:54 GMT
This has got to be a joke, right? Right? An April Fools' joke in the middle of October? Right? Hello?
I've always wanted to see Bay direct something far out of his comfort zone, just to see if he could do it--Good God, could you imagine Bay directing an adaptation of Ibsen or Shakespeare?--but this is the silliest idea in the world (even if he's only producing it). I wonder if Dora will have a dramatic chase sequence that ends with her blowing the fox to Kingdom Come ("yippee ki-yay!"). But what's next? Tarantino's directing The Santa Claus Story? (Don't give the man any ideas, Salzmank.)
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Post by politicidal on Oct 23, 2017 23:08:12 GMT
Just trying to think of the tagline. This ain't no kids show. or something stupid like that I'm sure.   |
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Post by spooner5020 on Oct 23, 2017 23:42:18 GMT
I saw that. I have no idea what to think. From what I'm reading Dora will be a teenager in the movie and has moved in with Diego or something like that. Are we sure this isn't a spoof of the show?
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Post by darkpast on Oct 24, 2017 4:48:10 GMT
I hope it takes place in the Sonic the Hedgehog cinematic universe  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2017 4:54:42 GMT
I will be watching this opening night.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2017 4:55:59 GMT
I saw that. I have no idea what to think. From what I'm reading Dora will be a teenager in the movie and has moved in with Diego or something like that. Are we sure this isn't a spoof of the show? Moved in with Diego? Lmao. I can't wait for Dora to get PG-13. |
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Post by spooner5020 on Oct 24, 2017 10:55:22 GMT
Also the guy who wrote Neighbors is writing it.
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Post by politicidal on Oct 24, 2017 13:04:40 GMT
Also the guy who wrote Neighbors is writing it. I can see it being picketed by the moms groups already. |
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Post by Terrapin Station on Oct 24, 2017 13:08:36 GMT
For me, pretty much everything he touches turns to gold, so cool.
Well, or it turns to gold and then it blows up. But I like that.
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Post by kevin on Oct 24, 2017 15:36:10 GMT
Haha, good joke. Oh wait, you're not joking?!
This is the funniest/weirdest movie related news I've heard all year.
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Post by spooner5020 on Oct 24, 2017 16:53:16 GMT
Michael Bay presents: Johnny Bravo,Courage the Cowardly Dog and Whatever happened to Robot Jones
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Post by politicidal on Oct 24, 2017 22:59:33 GMT
Michael Bay presents: Johnny Bravo,Courage the Cowardly Dog and Whatever happened to Robot Jones Johnny Bravo - It'd be the Rock's character from Pain&Gain except he'd probably be a psychopathic date rapist. Courage the Cowardly Dog - It'd be an R rated horror comedy like Peter Jackson's early stuff except not quite as clever. Whatever Happened to Robot Jones - It'd be every teen sex comedy ever, except with a robot. |
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Post by barkingbaphomet on Oct 24, 2017 23:16:08 GMT
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Post by spooner5020 on Oct 24, 2017 23:17:11 GMT
Michael Bay presents: Johnny Bravo,Courage the Cowardly Dog and Whatever happened to Robot Jones Johnny Bravo - It'd be the Rock's character from Pain&Gain except he'd probably be a psychopathic date rapist. Courage the Cowardly Dog - It'd be an R rated horror comedy like Peter Jackson's early stuff except not quite as clever. Whatever Happened to Robot Jones - It'd be every teen sex comedy ever, except with a robot. It's funny you say the Rock would be Johnny Bravo,because at one point Warner Bros was gonna do a live action Johnny Bravo movie with Johnny Bravo being played by the Rock. It would have been interesting too bad it never happened. |
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Post by spooner5020 on Oct 24, 2017 23:18:24 GMT
Michael bay's (dare I say it) Sailor Moon
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Post by NewtJorden on Oct 25, 2017 21:28:25 GMT
As if i needed more reason to have no interest in that.
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Post by taylorfirst1 on Oct 25, 2017 21:52:25 GMT
Who's going to play her backpack?
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Post by Nalkarj on Oct 25, 2017 21:53:46 GMT
Who's going to play her backpack? Haven't you heard? That's Samuel L. Jackson's role.  |
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