Hottest experience you had with same sex

This guy around 40 years old in a bath house in Indianapolis in 1998.   I don't remember his name, but his sexual drive and instincts were primordial.  He even resembled the Cro Magnon man, with his ugly-sexy face and his prominent bone structure and compact musculature.  He even had stooped shoulders.  He was sexually shameless, and I think he was double-jointed.  He had huge low-hanging balls, and he put on a show for me and got on his back, threw his legs over his shoulders and started sucking on his own balls.   Aside from the fact that he was built for sex, I've never before or since encountered anybody who was that intensely driven.   And he was not high, either.    

Do you have any Miss Thaaang equivalent terms for males?

I use it as a kind of a joke. As a parody of gay lingo. Gay males will often say it to other other gay males, implying they are queens. It's a term I never use in real life. But I think it's funny.

I'm not sure tbh.