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Post by Oh My Aching Ackbar-Raddus! on Nov 13, 2017 19:05:17 GMT
BREAKING NEWS! Representative Binks is accused of sexual harassment of a Naboo queen. Accusations of exposing a minor to harassment and sexual harassment encouragement of a minor. These are serious accusations! At the time of these events it was considered more socially acceptable. But in light of the modern society which is more enlightened and transparent on these issues, should Jar Jar Binks be banned and removed from office?
GNN has obtained the following video footage:
The evidence is clear that Binks' comment "Pretty hot!" is referring to Queen Amidala. The voice analysis provides indisputable proof. And the comment is directed at Anakin "Little Anni" Skywalker.
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Post by Oh My Aching Ackbar-Raddus! on Nov 13, 2017 19:14:01 GMT
UPDATE!: Representative Binks makes public announcement that he will fight these accusations. Jar Jar questions the timing of these allegations. An anonymous source quoted Binks as saying "It'sa clear dis is a separatist plot!"
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2017 19:16:41 GMT
Weesa be needing to Drain the Sarlaac Pit!
Fake News Holograms!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2017 19:32:41 GMT
Grab em by the Naboo!
When you're a Gungan they let you do it!
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Nov 14, 2017 3:02:45 GMT
So basically Jar Jar's career is over.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2017 17:50:55 GMT
So basically Jar Jar's career is over. Heesa gonna be fighting deesa allegations! |
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Post by Oh My Aching Ackbar-Raddus! on Nov 16, 2017 6:29:49 GMT
UPDATE! Additional accusers have come forward against Representative Binks. Controversy grows as new accusations come forward against Jar Jar of sexual harassment. One of Padmé's handmaidens tearfully recanted Binks bumbling physical brush against her. The questionably incidental body contact left the handmaiden feeling uncomfortable. But that was only worsened by Jar Jar's insistence upon her participation in tongue grabbing. He even commented on it in her holographic yearbook. "He's as clumsy as he is stupid!" she sobbed.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2017 17:46:21 GMT
Obi Wan: You were banished because you're a pervert?
Jar Jar: Yoosa might'n be sayin that
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2017 4:52:33 GMT
BREAKING NEWS! Representative Binks is accused of sexual harassment of a Naboo queen. Accusations of exposing a minor to harassment and sexual harassment encouragement of a minor. These are serious accusations! At the time of these events it was considered more socially acceptable. But in light of the modern society which is more enlightened and transparent on these issues, should Jar Jar Binks be banned and removed from office? GNN has obtained the following video footage: The evidence is clear that Binks' comment "Pretty hot!" is referring to Queen Amidala. The voice analysis provides indisputable proof. And the comment is directed at Anakin "Little Anni" Skywalker. Why yousa thinks that Binks was banished?!? Yousa didn't really believe that "crashin da bosses Hey Blibber" story, did yousen? |
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Dec 6, 2017 19:14:30 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2017 20:13:36 GMT
Snoke has fully endorsed Senator Binks! Says alleged misdeeds were just "Bacta Tank Talk"
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Dec 6, 2017 20:20:55 GMT
Snoke recognizes Jeddha City as Jeddha's capital
NIEN NUNB
Supreme Leader Snoke recognized Jeddha City as Jeddha's capital on Wednesday and announced plans to relocate the First Order Embassy there, a move expected to inflame tensions in the system, and unsettle the prospects for peace.
"Today, we finally acknowledge the obvious: that Jeddha City is Jeddha's capital. This is nothing more or less than a recognition of reality. It is also the right thing to do," Trump said from the Supremacy's Diplomatic Reception Room.
"After more than four decades of war, we are no closer to a lasting peace agreement between the First Order and the Resistance. It would be folly to assume that repeating the exact same formula would now produce a different or better result" he added.
"Today, I am delivering" Snoke said, referencing his campaign promise.
But Snoke's move on Wednesday signaled a willingness to prioritize the fulfillment of another campaign promise over warnings from First Order allies in the system. The decision could also stymie the peace process, and increase security risks in a system that is already on edge.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2017 17:38:10 GMT
Senator Binks has been defeated!
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