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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2017 0:38:56 GMT
What was in the opening crawl? Here it is verbatim... A long time ago in the early 1980s... STAR WARS EPISODE VIII THE LAST JEDI It is a dark time for the Rebeli- Er, Resistance. Although the Death St- uh, Starkiller Base has been destroyed, Imperial- I mean, First Order troops have driven the Reb- dammit, Resistance forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy. Evading the dreaded Imper- First Order Starfleet, a group of freedom fighters led by Luke- er, I mean, Rey has established a new secret base on the remote ice planet Hoth- Whoops, rather, the remote white sand planet Krayt. The evil lord, Darth Ren, obsessed with finding young Mary Sue, has written an entire remake of Empire Strikes Back. Too late for a refund now, MoFos! You already bought your tickets! hahahahahahahahahahaha. Dont worry the next JJ one will be original. We promise!
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Post by Midi-Chlorian_Count on Dec 3, 2017 20:09:53 GMT
How's the Finn / Poe love scene handled? Is it done with low lighting and blankets to make the sexing from behind feel more classy?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2017 20:35:49 GMT
How's the Finn / Poe love scene handled? Is it done with low lighting and blankets to make the sexing from behind feel more classy? Well that's one image I really didn't want to think about. Thanks Davros.
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Post by Midi-Chlorian_Count on Dec 3, 2017 21:15:59 GMT
How's the Finn / Poe love scene handled? Is it done with low lighting and blankets to make the sexing from behind feel more classy? Well that's one image I really didn't want to think about. Thanks Davros. Ha ha ... but that was the real classy rumoured scene. Let us just hope that Mr Ackbar doesn't confirm that it's actually the other one
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2017 21:55:59 GMT
How's the Finn / Poe love scene handled? Is it done with low lighting and blankets to make the sexing from behind feel more classy? Actually they do it reverse cowgirl style.
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Post by azzajones on Dec 4, 2017 0:49:57 GMT
The big one: Who are Rey's parents?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2017 18:18:38 GMT
The big one: Who are Rey's parents? Luke and LeiaThey did more than kiss on Hoth.
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Post by Midi-Chlorian_Count on Dec 4, 2017 20:03:35 GMT
How's the Finn / Poe love scene handled? Is it done with low lighting and blankets to make the sexing from behind feel more classy? Actually they do it reverse cowgirl style. Thank you Christmas Ackbar - I'll look forward to seeing that classy, family-friendly gay love making scene. One more question:- Do we get an update on poor little Teedo? I've always felt bad for that guy since we saw our hero Rey forcibly steal BB-8 from him. That cost poor Teedo 60 portions. I do hope that he didn't subsequently starve to death as a result of our hero's selfish actions against a fellow struggling scavenger...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2017 21:30:49 GMT
Actually they do it reverse cowgirl style. Thank you Christmas Ackbar - I'll look forward to seeing that classy, family-friendly gay love making scene. One more question:- Do we get an update on poor little Teedo? I've always felt bad for that guy since we saw our hero Rey forcibly steal BB-8 from him. That cost poor Teedo 60 portions. I do hope that he didn't subsequently starve to death as a result of our hero's selfish actions against a fellow struggling scavenger... There's a post credit scene where Teedo resurrects Greedo. The two of them then go on vacation on Mygeeto wearing speedos and sipping mojitos.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Dec 4, 2017 21:36:24 GMT
Thank you Christmas Ackbar - I'll look forward to seeing that classy, family-friendly gay love making scene. One more question:- Do we get an update on poor little Teedo? I've always felt bad for that guy since we saw our hero Rey forcibly steal BB-8 from him. That cost poor Teedo 60 portions. I do hope that he didn't subsequently starve to death as a result of our hero's selfish actions against a fellow struggling scavenger... There's a post credit scene where Teedo resurrects Greedo. The two of them then go on vacation on Mygeeto wearing speedos and sipping mojitos. Neato!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2017 22:02:30 GMT
Thank you Christmas Ackbar - I'll look forward to seeing that classy, family-friendly gay love making scene. One more question:- Do we get an update on poor little Teedo? I've always felt bad for that guy since we saw our hero Rey forcibly steal BB-8 from him. That cost poor Teedo 60 portions. I do hope that he didn't subsequently starve to death as a result of our hero's selfish actions against a fellow struggling scavenger... There's a post credit scene where Teedo resurrects Greedo. The two of them then go on vacation on Mygeeto wearing speedos and sipping mojitos. Who gets to "fire first?"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2017 22:36:32 GMT
There's a post credit scene where Teedo resurrects Greedo. The two of them then go on vacation on Mygeeto wearing speedos and sipping mojitos. Who gets to "fire first?" George Lucas
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2017 22:51:04 GMT
Will anyone last against those Star Destroyers at close range?
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Post by Midi-Chlorian_Count on Dec 4, 2017 23:49:35 GMT
There's a post credit scene where Teedo resurrects Greedo. The two of them then go on vacation on Mygeeto wearing speedos and sipping mojitos. Who gets to "fire first?" No one's firing anything in those tight fitting speedos. Don't worry though - it was always envisaged that they'd actually be wearing much looser, airier board shorts it's just that the technology isn't currently there to film that. It will all be cleared up in the Special Edition in 20 years time...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2017 0:31:56 GMT
Will anyone last against those Star Destroyers at close range? Longer than they last against that Death Star!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2017 0:55:38 GMT
Does this robe make my butt look big?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2017 0:59:16 GMT
Does this robe make my butt look big? Yes. But in a good way!
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Post by azzajones on Dec 5, 2017 6:49:25 GMT
Who is Kylo extending his hand to?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2017 15:01:19 GMT
Who gets to "fire first?" It will all be cleared up in the Special Edition in 20 years time... Unlike the herpes Teedo will be left with
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2017 18:25:30 GMT
Who is Kylo extending his hand to? No one. His palm is filled with bird seed. He's trying to feed a Porg.🐤
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