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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2017 21:15:32 GMT
Jesus Begins (2018) Jesus Returns (2019) The White Knight (2020) The White Knight Rises (2021) Jesus v Satan: Dawn of Heaven (2022) The Holy Trinity (2023) The Holy Trinity: Age of Lucifer (2024) BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!2
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Dec 13, 2017 21:16:14 GMT
“ No holds barred,” not “all.” Silly Salzmank. But, President Ackbar™ , shouldn’t the Holy Trinity eventually ally with the Disciples? Unfortunately "The Disciples" (2018) will become a Netflix only series.
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Post by Nalkarj on Dec 13, 2017 21:17:43 GMT
Can they make a cameo appearance in The Holy Trinity v Muhammad's Quraysh: The Crusades: The Final Battle Begins: Part 2, though? I suppose the God Squad can come in after The Holy Trinity v Muhammad's Quraysh: The Crusades: The Final Battle Begins: Part 3 (2027), when the Holy Trinity (and their lackeys the Disciples) eventually ally with Muhammad’s Quaraysh to defeat Tom Hiddleston’s Devil?
Do we have a director on this project yet?
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Dec 13, 2017 21:20:08 GMT
Can they make a cameo appearance in The Holy Trinity v Muhammad's Quraysh: The Crusades: The Final Battle Begins: Part 2, though? I suppose the God Squad can come in after The Holy Trinity v Muhammad's Quraysh: The Crusades: The Final Battle Begins: Part 3 (2027), when the Holy Trinity (and their lackeys the Disciples) eventually ally with Muhammad’s Quaraysh to defeat Tom Hiddleston’s Devil? Do we have a director on this project yet? Rumors so far indicate Zack Snyder and / or Mel Brooks.
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Post by Nalkarj on Dec 13, 2017 21:21:47 GMT
Can they make a cameo appearance in The Holy Trinity v Muhammad's Quraysh: The Crusades: The Final Battle Begins: Part 2, though? I suppose the God Squad can come in after The Holy Trinity v Muhammad's Quraysh: The Crusades: The Final Battle Begins: Part 3 (2027), when the Holy Trinity (and their lackeys the Disciples) eventually ally with Muhammad’s Quaraysh to defeat Tom Hiddleston’s Devil? Do we have a director on this project yet? Rumors so far indicate Zack Snyder and / or Mel Brooks. How about both?! That’ll really throw critics and audiences for a loop. And we’d better get cracking on this. Mel’s not getting any younger!
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Post by Nalkarj on Dec 13, 2017 21:23:51 GMT
Boy, do our titles have a lot of colons and subtitles in them.
And they’ve got to be super dark and gritty. Every here knows how much I love—ahem, ahem—dark and gritty—ahem, ahem. (Yeah, I know, I’ve gotta do something for this cough.)
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Dec 13, 2017 21:24:21 GMT
Boy, do our titles have a lot of colons and subtitles in them. Those makes the movie better!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2017 21:25:08 GMT
I think the rights to Buddha are still dispute! The shared universe is in serious jeopardy unless Christianity buys out Buddhism!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Dec 13, 2017 21:28:05 GMT
I think the rights to Buddha are still dispute! The shared universe is in serious jeopardy unless Christianity buys out Buddhism! GIVE CHRIST THE RIGHTS TO BUDDHA!!!!!!!1!!!!!2!!!!!3!!!!!4
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2017 21:29:09 GMT
Again the believes of the Native Americans get overlooked. You will never learn.
#teamcolden
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Dec 13, 2017 21:30:03 GMT
The first concept art has leaked!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Dec 13, 2017 21:31:16 GMT
The first set photo has leaked!
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Post by BATouttaheck on Dec 13, 2017 21:33:39 GMT
Meanwhile Santa sits and writes this exchange down for reference when making up the naughty and nice list
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Dec 13, 2017 21:34:09 GMT
The first promotional poster has leaked!
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Post by Nalkarj on Dec 13, 2017 21:34:29 GMT
Geez, and I didn’t even think we’d hired actors yet! But wait a sec, those are for 2022’s Jesus v Satan: Dawn of Heaven. Unless Satan makes a post-credits appearance as early as Jesus Begins?? (I can just see how the Nativity would go. Who’s playing the Wise Men? Mary? Joseph? Jesus? The Shepherds?)
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Dec 13, 2017 21:35:28 GMT
Cast photo taken from Instagram!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2017 21:36:16 GMT
Geez, and I didn’t even think we’d hired actors yet! But wait a sec, those are for 2022’s Jesus v Satan: Dawn of Heaven. Unless Satan makes a post-credits appearance as early as Jesus Begins?? (I can just see how the Nativity would go. Who’s playing the Wise Men? Mary? Joseph? Jesus? The Shepherds?) Don't forget about the Mary Magdeline solo movie directed by Patty Jenkins!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2017 21:38:06 GMT
Geez, and I didn’t even think we’d hired actors yet! But wait a sec, those are for 2022’s Jesus v Satan: Dawn of Heaven. Unless Satan makes a post-credits appearance as early as Jesus Begins?? (I can just see how the Nativity would go. Who’s playing the Wise Men? Mary? Joseph? Jesus? The Shepherds?) Don't forget about the Mary Magdeline solo movie directed by Patty Jenkins! Neh that will be full of artificial boosters. #teamcolden
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Post by Nalkarj on Dec 13, 2017 21:38:19 GMT
With Scarlett Johansson as Mary Magdalene?
I say Danny DeVito for Baby Jesus, Arnold Schwarzenegger for adult Jesus. Who’s with me?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2017 21:38:58 GMT
Again the believes of the Native Americans get overlooked. You will never learn. #teamcolden Nanook, the Inuit Master of Bears. He would make an awesome movie!
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