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Post by Spooky Ghost Ackbar on Dec 13, 2017 21:39:49 GMT
Can Thor be in this cinematic universe too? I mean, technically he is a Norse God...
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Post by Salzmank on Dec 13, 2017 21:39:51 GMT
And Samuel L. Jackson (with an eyepatch) as God the Father. “I’m here to talk to you about the Holy Trinity project.”
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Post by _ on Dec 13, 2017 21:40:53 GMT
Geez, and I didn’t even think we’d hired actors yet! Don't forget about the Mary Magdeline solo movie directed by Patty Jenkins! Mary Magdeline logo has leaked! ![]() 
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Post by Spooky Ghost Ackbar on Dec 13, 2017 21:40:56 GMT
With Scarlett Johansson as Mary Magdalene? I say Danny DeVito for Baby Jesus, Arnold Schwarzenegger for adult Jesus. Who’s with me? BRILLIANT!!!!!!!3 And Jack Black as one of the wise men
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Post by _ on Dec 13, 2017 21:42:18 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2017 21:44:16 GMT
Which God do you mean? Im confused now. #teamcolden
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Post by _ on Dec 13, 2017 21:45:34 GMT
^^^^^
I say we hire him as the host of "Talking God" on AMC ( All Mighty Channel )
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Post by Spooky Ghost Ackbar on Dec 13, 2017 21:45:40 GMT
If only they could introduce the Egyptian multiverse into this franchise! I want to see the sun disc God Aten fight the Mayan feathered serpent Quetzelquatel!
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Post by _ on Dec 13, 2017 21:46:38 GMT
Which God do you mean? Im confused now. #teamcolden I guess you didn't read the DC ( Divine Creator ) comics series?
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Post by Spooky Ghost Ackbar on Dec 13, 2017 21:49:27 GMT
I think the rights to Buddha are still dispute! The shared universe is in serious jeopardy unless Christianity buys out Buddhism! GIVE CHRIST THE RIGHTS TO BUDDHA!!!!!!!1!!!!!2!!!!!3!!!!!4 GIVE HERCULES THE HELMET!!!!!!!1 GIVE APHRODITE THE PANTIES!!!!!!!!2
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2017 21:55:47 GMT
GIVE CHRIST THE RIGHTS TO BUDDHA!!!!!!!1!!!!!2!!!!!3!!!!!4 GIVE HERCULES THE HELMET!!!!!!!1 GIVE APHRODITE THE PANTIES!!!!!!!!2 GIVE JESUS THE ERECTION!!!!!1!!!!2!!!!3!!!4 Oh Im sorry I meant ressuraction. #teamcolden
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Post by Spooky Ghost Ackbar on Dec 13, 2017 21:56:12 GMT
Will Ganesha be CGI or practical FX? 
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Post by Spooky Ghost Ackbar on Dec 13, 2017 21:58:07 GMT
GIVE HERCULES THE HELMET!!!!!!!1 GIVE APHRODITE THE PANTIES!!!!!!!!2 GIVE JESUS THE ERECTION!!!!!1!!!!2!!!!3!!!4 Oh Im sorry I meant ressuraction. #teamcolden JUDAS STOLE HIS VIAGRA!!!!!!!!!!5
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Post by Salzmank on Dec 13, 2017 21:59:19 GMT
Jesus Begins (2018) written and produced by _ and Spooky Ghost Ackbar directed by Zack Snyder and Mel Brooks Baby Jesus: Danny DeVito Mary: ? Joseph: Kevin Costner The Father: Samuel L. Jackson The Holy Spirit: Morgan Freeman The Wise Men: Jack Black, Will Smith, Robert DeNiro The Shepherds: Adrien Brody, Woody Allen, Owen Wilson Gabriel: Nicole Kidman Herod: Tom Hanks (cast against type) Simeon: Michael Gambon Anna: Michelle Pfeiffer Curses! I forgot to find a part for Michael Caine!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2017 22:01:53 GMT
Jesus Begins (2018) written and produced by _ and Spooky Ghost Ackbar directed by Zack Snyder and Mel Brooks Baby Jesus: Danny DeVito Mary: ? Joseph: Kevin Costner The Father: Samuel L. Jackson The Holy Spirit: Morgan Freeman The Wise Men: Jack Black, Will Smith, Robert DeNiro The Shepherds: Adrien Brody, Woody Allen, Owen Wilson Gabriel: Nicole Kidman Herod: Tom Hanks (cast against type) Simeon: Michael Gambon Anna: Michelle Pfeiffer Curses! I forgot to find a part for Michael Caine! May I suggest Miley Cirrus for the Virgin Mary? #teamcolden
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Post by Spooky Ghost Ackbar on Dec 13, 2017 22:06:48 GMT
Jesus Begins (2018) written and produced by _ and Spooky Ghost Ackbar directed by Zack Snyder and Mel Brooks Baby Jesus: Danny DeVito Mary: ? Joseph: Kevin Costner The Father: Samuel L. Jackson The Holy Spirit: Morgan Freeman The Wise Men: Jack Black, Will Smith, Robert DeNiro The Shepherds: Adrien Brody, Woody Allen, Owen Wilson Gabriel: Nicole Kidman Herod: Tom Hanks (cast against type) Simeon: Michael Gambon Anna: Michelle Pfeiffer Curses! I forgot to find a part for Michael Caine! May I suggest Miley Cirrus for the Virgin Mary? #teamcolden Edgy!
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Post by Spooky Ghost Ackbar on Dec 13, 2017 22:14:13 GMT
Again the believes of the Native Americans get overlooked. You will never learn. #teamcolden Captain Native America and his side kick Thunderbird!
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Post by Spooky Ghost Ackbar on Dec 13, 2017 22:24:50 GMT
Concept art of Jesus' costume...  Looks good! They're clearly embracing the source material
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Post by Spooky Ghost Ackbar on Dec 13, 2017 23:05:52 GMT
Well I have to take this opportunity to express that religion, in every form, is a bunch of bullshit. If you like what Jesus said, fine, but if you think some supernatural sky fairy made everything and has some plan for you and answers your telepathic messages, please talk to me about it. I'd love to discuss it. Besides we both know that the Celestials created all life in the universe  
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Post by ArArArchStanton on Dec 13, 2017 23:06:35 GMT
Well I have to take this opportunity to express that religion, in every form, is a bunch of bullshit. If you like what Jesus said, fine, but if you think some supernatural sky fairy made everything and has some plan for you and answers your telepathic messages, please talk to me about it. I'd love to discuss it. Besides we both know that the Celestials created all life in the universe  Welllll, duh
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