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Post by ant-mac on Oct 18, 2018 1:35:36 GMT
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 18, 2018 1:39:23 GMT
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Post by rachelcarson1953 on Oct 18, 2018 1:46:04 GMT
ant-mac, Far Side was the best, wasn't it?
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 18, 2018 1:49:54 GMT
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 18, 2018 1:51:13 GMT
ant-mac , Far Side was the best, wasn't it? I absolutely loved it!
I've got several books sitting in the bookshelf.
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 18, 2018 1:59:06 GMT
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 18, 2018 2:01:36 GMT
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 18, 2018 2:03:21 GMT
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 18, 2018 2:08:55 GMT
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 18, 2018 2:15:17 GMT
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Jokes
Oct 18, 2018 5:55:01 GMT
Post by ant-mac on Oct 18, 2018 5:55:01 GMT
Three scientists decided to study flies and to discuss their observations and conclusions the next day.
The first scientist took a fly and pulled off its wings. He said, "Fly fly." But the fly just sat there. He said, "Fly walk," and the fly walked away.
The second scientist took a fly and pulled off its legs. He said, "Fly walk." But the fly just sat there. He said, "Fly fly," and the fly flew away.
The third scientist took a fly and pulled of its wings and legs. He said, "Fly fly." But the fly just sat there. He said, "Fly walk." But the fly just sat there.
The next day, the three scientists came together to come to the conclusion about flies. This is what they came up with:
1. A fly without wings cannot fly, but can walk.
2. A fly without legs cannot walk, but can fly.
3. A fly without wings or legs is deaf.
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 18, 2018 23:08:19 GMT
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 18, 2018 23:08:54 GMT
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 18, 2018 23:10:50 GMT
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Jokes
Oct 18, 2018 23:12:25 GMT
Post by ant-mac on Oct 18, 2018 23:12:25 GMT
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Jokes
Oct 19, 2018 0:38:54 GMT
Post by Primemovermithrax Pejorative on Oct 19, 2018 0:38:54 GMT
A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, he called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, “I’m so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died.” The man was very upset and yelled: “You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was up on the roof and wouldn’t come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.” The brother thought about it and apologized. “So how’s Mom?” asked the man. “Well, she’s up on the roof...” I see that someone has been watching CAPRICORN ONE recently.
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Post by Nalkarj on Oct 19, 2018 0:40:48 GMT
A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, he called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, “I’m so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died.” The man was very upset and yelled: “You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was up on the roof and wouldn’t come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.” The brother thought about it and apologized. “So how’s Mom?” asked the man. “Well, she’s up on the roof...” I see that someone has been watching CAPRICORN ONE recently. Heh, I’ve never actually even heard of it! Someone sent that joke to a relative, who sent it to me.
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 19, 2018 2:22:55 GMT
A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, he called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, “I’m so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died.” The man was very upset and yelled: “You know, you could have broken the news to me better than that. When I called today, you could have said he was up on the roof and wouldn’t come down. Then when I called the next day, you could have said that he had fallen off and the vet was working on patching him up. Then when I called the third day, you could have said he had passed away.” The brother thought about it and apologized. “So how’s Mom?” asked the man. “Well, she’s up on the roof...” I see that someone has been watching CAPRICORN ONE recently.
Hell of a way for Sam Waterston to tell a joke...
Climbing up a cliff.
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Jokes
Oct 19, 2018 2:32:45 GMT
Post by ant-mac on Oct 19, 2018 2:32:45 GMT
I see that someone has been watching CAPRICORN ONE recently. Heh, I’ve never actually even heard of it! Someone sent that joke to a relative, who sent it to me. A very enjoyable film with a very good cast.
If might stretch our scientific and technological abilities on occasion, but no worse than many other big budget blockbusters.
And to be honest, it's not quite as noticeable in this film.
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 19, 2018 4:35:49 GMT
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