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Post by BATouttaheck on Dec 18, 2017 21:03:41 GMT
Speaking of puns... I just realized what this thread is missing HEY ! Doghouse6
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Post by BATouttaheck on Dec 18, 2017 23:28:55 GMT
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Post by BATouttaheck on Dec 18, 2017 23:33:16 GMT
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Post by Doghouse6 on Dec 19, 2017 0:22:32 GMT
Speaking of puns... I just realized what this thread is missing HEY ! Doghouse6 I'm terrible at remembering jokes, and the puns tend to come on the spur of the moment. But the Boynton card you posted reminded me of a favorite one I got about 35 years ago: Once got a B-day card from a dancer friend that said on the cover: "For your birthday, I wanted to do a fancy routine up and down an elaborate staircase."
On the inside, it said: "But I'm a Fred Astaires."
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Post by BATouttaheck on Dec 19, 2017 1:12:18 GMT
deleted to save valuable space it's all down there now
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Post by Doghouse6 on Dec 19, 2017 1:55:13 GMT
Doghouse6 The Boynton cards are incredible. My sister always made a point of sending them to me. I find it difficult now to write "You" because "ewe" seems so much more fun. Ewe no watt eye mean ? Those "spur of the moment" things of yours often take me a while to figure out. BUT, from experience I know not to be drinking any sort of beverage while I do the figuring. Thought you might enjoy seeing these... no pressure to make any up ... unless inspiration strikes. ANYWAY .. here's another Bouncing Boynton birds beautifully boost buoyancy, banishing blues. (When I'm not punning, I'm sometimes alliterating)
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Post by BATouttaheck on Dec 19, 2017 2:05:30 GMT
Was that another lagomorph joke ?
Bouncing Boynton birds beautifully boost buoyancy, banishing blues. (When I'm not punning, I'm sometimes alliterating) and consistently conniving to be contentedly cute. Doghouse6
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Post by Doghouse6 on Dec 19, 2017 2:12:41 GMT
and consistently conniving to be contentedly cute. Doghouse6 It drives me wild when you alliterate!
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Post by Nalkarj on Dec 19, 2017 2:59:56 GMT
Catman has a knock knock joke. You start. I shouldn’t, but I’ll bite. Knock knock…
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Post by Catman on Dec 19, 2017 3:06:48 GMT
Catman has a knock knock joke. You start. I shouldn’t, but I’ll bite. Knock knock… Who's there?
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Post by Nalkarj on Dec 19, 2017 3:08:09 GMT
A rich man’s watching a poor old fellow go fishing in a puddle outside a bar.
Poor old fool, he thinks, so he invites the man in the bar for a drink.
They’re sipping their drinks, and the young guy, humoring the old man, asks him, “So, how many have you caught today?”
The old man smiles kindly and says, “You’re the eighth.”
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Post by BATouttaheck on Dec 19, 2017 3:17:56 GMT
GREATEST knock knock joke I have ever seen ...( catman )
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Post by Nalkarj on Dec 19, 2017 3:33:55 GMT
I shouldn’t, but I’ll bite. Knock knock… Who's there? Touché. I didn’t even stop to think. Touché.
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Post by BATouttaheck on Dec 19, 2017 4:25:21 GMT
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Post by Catman on Dec 19, 2017 4:33:05 GMT
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Post by BATouttaheck on Dec 19, 2017 5:24:35 GMT
The Coffee Mug (in the little bitty picture ) says : YOU WANT IT WHEN ?
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Post by BATouttaheck on Dec 19, 2017 13:41:30 GMT
Irate Troller being trolled : "I wish you'd get lost." The Reply : "I have GPS and a really cool Rand McNally Atlas so it probably ain't a gonna happen BUT try wishing on a star every night and maybe someday .....
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Post by BATouttaheck on Dec 19, 2017 13:46:14 GMT
Ranter says: You're really a stupid jerk! I don't know why I even bother to answer your idiotic posts! Why don't you do yourself a favor by taking a long walk off a short pier?
Rantee replies : This one is pretty long but I guess it'll work.
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Post by klandersen on Dec 19, 2017 13:52:14 GMT
Speaking of puns... I just realized what this thread is missing HEY ! Doghouse6 I'm terrible at remembering jokes, and the puns tend to come on the spur of the moment. But the Boynton card you posted reminded me of a favorite one I got about 35 years ago: Once got a B-day card from a dancer friend that said on the cover: "For your birthday, I wanted to do a fancy routine up and down an elaborate staircase."
On the inside, it said: "But I'm a Fred Astaires." I've got that cartoon on a mug from about the same time. I also like the dance card.
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Post by ironjade on Dec 19, 2017 14:56:15 GMT
Two nuns are driving back to their convent very late at night. Suddenly something runs out in front of then and as they screech to a halt, in the glare of the headlights they see it jump up on to the hood. One nun says to the other, "Oh, Sister, it's a vampire! Quickly, show it your cross!" The other nun sticks her head out of the window and shouts,"Oi! Get off my f*****g car!".
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