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Post by Matthew the Swordsman on Dec 17, 2017 2:36:25 GMT
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Post by marianne48 on Dec 17, 2017 2:45:05 GMT
"Reverse mortgage? What, you think I was born yesterday, dahling? And before you ask, we're not interested in any time shares or
reducing our electric bill, all right? Good night, dahling."
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Post by Johnny-Come-Lately on Dec 17, 2017 2:48:10 GMT
"Hear that Pop, Sarah will be Stanford's new QB next year".
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Post by Catman 猫的主人 on Dec 17, 2017 3:46:01 GMT
Why yes, we did have tatter tots for supper! Why do you ask?
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Post by shannondegroot on Dec 17, 2017 4:03:53 GMT
Let me talk to her after you're done, Sweety.
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Post by Ass_E9 on Dec 17, 2017 4:20:26 GMT
"You're calling about the free husband? Yes, he's had all his shots."
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Post by shangel on Dec 17, 2017 14:55:14 GMT
"Reverse mortgage? What, you think I was born yesterday, dahling? And before you ask, we're not interested in any time shares or reducing our electric bill, all right? Good night, dahling."  |
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Post by Ass_E9 on Dec 17, 2017 17:39:37 GMT
"No, we're quite happy with our current plan. We don't need the colorization upgrade."
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Post by koskiewicz on Dec 17, 2017 18:57:04 GMT
"I just love these obscene phone calls"
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Post by alfromni on Mar 5, 2018 15:35:54 GMT
"So you can join our partner swop nights...that's great. See ya!"
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Post by MiketheMechanic on Mar 5, 2018 16:04:08 GMT
 "Pharmacist, you sent us condoms by accident. And I thank you..." |
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Post by someguy on Mar 5, 2018 17:23:42 GMT
Moe's Tavern.
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Post by koskiewicz on Mar 5, 2018 23:02:01 GMT
"Is that you, Norman?"
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Post by deembastille on Mar 7, 2018 3:32:40 GMT
Vinyl Siding? Solar Panels? low flow toilets? Fred what in cripes sake is this loony yabbering about?
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Post by Vegas on Mar 7, 2018 3:50:20 GMT
"Mrs. Trump?... Mrs. Trump??... This Bob Anderson calling from the future.. 2019... To save humanity... You must kill your son!!... DO YOU HEAR ME???... YOU.. MUST.. KILL.... YOUR... SON!!!
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Post by nausea on Mar 13, 2018 19:13:57 GMT
"Yes, no my Broadband is working fine, thank you!"
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Post by obnoxiouslyadorable on Mar 13, 2018 20:20:19 GMT
“A future with phones and no cords? You’re crazy!”
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Post by alfromni on Mar 13, 2018 23:46:27 GMT
Lady: "Is that the Palace? Oh good. Want to thank the Queen for her telegram I received today in honour of my mother's one hundredth birthday....very kind. Just one problem...she's been dead for ten years."
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