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Post by Marv on Dec 26, 2017 15:19:13 GMT
Oh good, I got a sitting ovation. Awesome. Well I've ruined the Pitter Awards already, I don't know what to say. Welcome, and most importantly, congratulations. Congratulations everyone who's nominated tonight. Thank you for letting me be a part of this. I'm excited. I've never been to the Pitter Awards before. This is my first time here — and the way you people go through hosts, this is probably my last time here. So I'm going to enjoy this while I'm here. This broadcast is being watched live by dozens of users of this board and possibly even users of another board that now hates us.
As you know, I don't have to tell anybody, this board is divided right now. I've been getting a lot of advice. People have been telling me, "It's time to bring everyone together. You need to say something to unite us." Let's just get something straight off the top, I'm not...I can't do that. There's only one Herald in this room and he's not going to unite us either, OK. Erjen, you look great. I think the Stella cleanses are working, I really do. I'm not the man to unite this board, but it can be done.You know, if every person that posted on this board, if each and every one of you took a minute to reach out to one person you disagree with, someone you like, and have a positive, considerate conversation, not as believers and nonbelievers, but as Pitters. If we would all do that we could make this board great again we really could. It starts with us.
*Applause*
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Post by Marv on Dec 26, 2017 15:20:37 GMT
Siegfried and Roy, Adam and Eve, Ben and Jerry...the world is full of memorable couples. But none so much as the nominations we have here. Nominated for Best Couple of the Board...
The Herald Erjen and Cinemachinery Maya55555 and The Herald Erjen Vegas and Marv The Herald Erjen and Ada
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Post by Marv on Dec 26, 2017 15:25:41 GMT
...and the WINNER IS THE HERALD ERJEN AND MAYA!!!
Erjen and Maya come on up here!
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Post by Marv on Dec 26, 2017 15:30:06 GMT
I can really feel the excitement here...
A lot can be said about the images we choose to share. They can help create the virtual personality we wish to portray. Or they can just be a cool looking picture that you want in the corner of every one of your posts. Either way, here are those Nominated for Best Avatar of the Board...
Graham Gadreel Drystyx Terrapin Station Marv
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Post by Marv on Dec 26, 2017 15:35:26 GMT
...and the WINNER IS MARV!!!
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Post by Marv on Dec 26, 2017 15:38:31 GMT
The biggest reason many of us come here, or interact with people in general...aside from sex...is the conversation. Many great conversations have been had over the years. Like that time the board debated on whether or not xkinglord was actually suicidal....or the multiple threads regarding the appropriate use of rape jokes. Big or small these threads are thrust upon all of us who venture here in some way shape or form. Here are some of the more notable ones from this past year. The Nominations for Best Thread of the Board...
"Internet Losers Think" by Vegas (an extensive debate into the usage of caps locks)
"Pineapple on Pizza?" by Marv (the most polarizing issue since the holocaust)
"Is morality subjective or objective?" by Cpt. Bryce (self explanatory)
"WTF is religious freedom?" by Goz (licensing bigotry in Australia)
"Rabbit: In a Nutshell" by Vegas (Psychological review of a fellow board member by one Vegas M.D.)
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Post by Marv on Dec 26, 2017 15:39:54 GMT
...and the WINNER IS CAPTAIN BRYCE "IS MORALITY SUBJECTIVE OR OBJECTIVE?"
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Post by Marv on Dec 26, 2017 15:42:48 GMT
I figure most of you are just recording the show to watch it back later so...moving right along...
A lot of posters think the glory days of intelligence is far behind us at this point. As if the Best Thread nominations weren't proof enough, amiright? However, there are still some gems among us that can rival the likes of Einstein, Socrates and Skyhawk0. The Nominations for Smartest Poster of the Board are...
Arlon Geode Gadreel Cinemachinery RedRuth1966
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Post by Marv on Dec 26, 2017 15:44:04 GMT
...and the WINNER IS ARLON!!!
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Post by Marv on Dec 26, 2017 15:47:05 GMT
Ok folks...uh...I have to apologize.
The first runner up...is Arlon.
Smartest Poster of the Board in 2017 was GADREEL!!!!
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Dec 26, 2017 15:50:04 GMT
Ok folks...uh...I have to apologize. The first runner up...is Arlon. Smartest Poster of the Board in 2017 was GADREEL!!!! That's a joke, right?
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Post by Marv on Dec 26, 2017 15:50:56 GMT
It's Hard to be Nice is a 2007 Bosnian film by Srđan Vuletić. The movie is about a man who lives in a challenging, post-war Bosnia and Herzegovina where many are forced to create their own destinies. This board is a lot like Bosnia sometimes. So kudos to all of those that can remain cool headed and kind when surrounded by Bosnians. The Nominations for Nicest Poster of the Board are....
Clusium Morgana AJ June Allaby Maya
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Post by Marv on Dec 26, 2017 15:52:14 GMT
Ok folks...uh...I have to apologize. The first runner up...is Arlon. Smartest Poster of the Board in 2017 was GADREEL!!!! That's a joke, right? I read the wrong card. Please don't take it out on the ladies. I take full responsibility. Cut to commercial please...
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Post by Marv on Dec 26, 2017 15:54:43 GMT
...and the WINNER IS AJ-JUNE!!!
Aj June is not here to accept this award for nicest poster tonight. His frequent outbursts of rage and curse words toward his fellow posters have caused him to be banned, but his niceness will live on forever within each and every one of us whom he has touched with his kindness throughout the year. To AJ!
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Post by Marv on Dec 26, 2017 15:58:26 GMT
How did Moses make tea? Hebrewed it. As if we needed any more proof for who deserves to win this next award...here are the Nominations for Funniest Poster... Marv Vegas Old Sam Vimes Catman Maya
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Post by Marv on Dec 26, 2017 16:00:03 GMT
...and the WINNER IS VEGAS!!!
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Post by Marv on Dec 26, 2017 16:02:20 GMT
The Signing of the Declaration of Independence, Jesus's Crucifixion, the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs, Napster shutting down...these are some of the biggest events that have shaped the world around us as we know it. Here are some similarly important events that have undoubtedly shaped this board as we know it...the Nominations for Biggest Event of the Board...
Ada's Ban AJ's Ban Blade's Ban This Boards Creation aka IMDBmageddon
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Post by Marv on Dec 26, 2017 16:06:09 GMT
...and the WINNER IS IMDBMAGEDDON/THE CREATION OF IMDB 2.0!!!
Here to accept the award for IMDBmageddon via skype call, Col Needham.
I uh, am a great and powerful tool...and uh I just uh...want to take this moment to inform everyone that IMDB will be removing their movies from the database. This move is to help create a more user friendly website that is meeting the demands of the public. Without the additional storage needed to maintain the plethora of movie titles we here at IMDB will be much better suited to creating a fulfilling environment that is more streamlined and troll free. Remember to renew your IMDB Prime accounts in the new year. Needham out.
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Post by Catman on Dec 26, 2017 16:09:01 GMT
Catman demands a recount.
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Dec 26, 2017 16:10:14 GMT
...and the WINNER IS IMDBMAGEDDON/THE CREATION OF IMDB 2.0!!! Here to accept the award for IMDBmageddon via skype call, Col Needham. I uh, am a great and powerful tool...and uh I just uh...want to take this moment to inform everyone that IMDB will be removing their movies from the database. This move is to help create a more user friendly website that is meeting the demands of the public. Without the additional storage needed to maintain the plethora of movie titles we here at IMDB will be much better suited to creating a fulfilling environment that is more streamlined and troll free. Remember to renew your IMDB Prime accounts in the new year. Needham out.We don't Needham anymore. Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk
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