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Post by Vegas on Dec 29, 2017 20:15:48 GMT
A marriage proposal.  |
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Post by OldSamVimes on Dec 29, 2017 21:01:30 GMT
How much you spent on dinner.
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Post by Vegas on Dec 29, 2017 21:14:47 GMT
How much you spent on dinner.  |
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Post by koskiewicz on Dec 29, 2017 23:50:30 GMT
...you cook a swallow over a spit...
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Post by Marv on Jan 3, 2018 11:55:11 GMT
I prefer my women not chew tobacco.
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Post by cupcakes on Jan 3, 2018 18:21:40 GMT
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Post by Vegas on Jan 3, 2018 18:26:35 GMT
DUMBFUCK ALERT! DUMBFUCK ALERT! DUMBFUCK ALERT! DUMBFUCK ALERT!DUMBFUCK ALERT! DUMBFU-
Sorry... Sorry.
Forgot to turn my cupcakes alarm off.
My bad.
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Post by cupcakes on Jan 3, 2018 18:29:11 GMT
tpfkar DUMBFUCK ALERT! DUMBFUCK ALERT! DUMBFUCK ALERT! DUMBFUCK ALERT!DUMBFUCK ALERT! DUMBFU-
Sorry... Sorry.
Forgot to turn my cupcakes alarm off.
My bad. Quality funny! 
Vegas to a and about a rape victim in an argument:
"Some of us are actually smart enough to know how to avoid being sexually assaulted".
"I'm not demeaning a rape victim... I'm demeaning a bitch who happens to be a rape victim".
Vegas to a black guy in an argument:
Just like a spear chucker to think that he tears a new a$$hole from anybody."
"I took a boat from Africa. Your granddad says 'Hi'."
"I went with the "N---" at first... I went back and added the "a"... because I didn't want you to think that I was implying the real N word."
"Just like a j---a 👻 - BOO!".... to assume that he hurt somebody else when he really hasn't."
"Just like a N-- to worry about somebody else's spare change".
pic vegas posted to black dude in an argument... pic prior to the KKK treatment
Topic rape:
"Sometimes "No" doesn't mean "No", it means "Maybe, try harder." It takes a guy with a keen eye to know the difference." |
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