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Post by Terrapin Station on Jan 10, 2018 18:38:32 GMT
I jump in the shower. I try to avoid #2 in situations where a shower isn't available.
If I can't avoid it, though, I wipe from behind.
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Post by Marv on Jan 10, 2018 19:57:41 GMT
Reach around front to back...like any civilized person.
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Post by lowtacks86 on Jan 11, 2018 19:09:12 GMT
We really should just be using bidets at this point.
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Post by Vegas on Jan 11, 2018 19:11:34 GMT
We really should just be using bidets at this point. And they come in so handy if you're thirsty.  |
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Post by lowtacks86 on Jan 11, 2018 19:16:37 GMT
We really should just be using bidets at this point. And they come in so handy if you're thirsty. Is that Toonces the Driving Cat in your avatar? |
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Post by Vegas on Jan 11, 2018 19:18:24 GMT
Is that Toonces the Driving Cat in your avatar? |
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Post by Toasted Cheese on Jan 12, 2018 20:14:43 GMT
I assume there are two types of dudes out there- Ones who want to see it (The front wipers) & those who don't (The correct wipers). I have seen females wipe their whohas that way though and it seems odd but possibly quicker. Wiping forward for dudes, means that it is going to smear under the ball sack. For chicks, it's going to smear onto their hoo hoo's and spread pathogens. |
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Post by Marv on Jan 12, 2018 21:18:11 GMT
Howard Stern covered this issue years ago and I never forgot it when he admitted to wiping back to front his whole life and a doctor came on and said that was far more unsanitary and could leave you more prone to fecal related genital problems or something.
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Post by sugarbiscuits on Jan 17, 2018 1:41:24 GMT
Watching TV.... I've seen it again. Showing a guy on the toilet doing his business.. but, when the guy goes to wipe... He goes through the front, reaching between his open legs.  Do people really wipe that way?  I reach behind... I assumed that's how everybody does it.  I'll admit reading that thread title cracked me up. |
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Post by ᵗʰᵉᵃᵘˣᵖʰᵒᵘ on Jan 20, 2018 10:05:17 GMT
From behind and I use a water sprayer to moisten the TP. I stopped drywiping years ago.
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Post by OldSamVimes on Jan 20, 2018 12:28:05 GMT
Watching TV.... I've seen it again. Showing a guy on the toilet doing his business.. but, when the guy goes to wipe... He goes through the front, reaching between his open legs. Do people really wipe that way? I reach behind... I assumed that's how everybody does it. That's a darn good way to get a urinary tract infection. |
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Post by OldSamVimes on Jan 20, 2018 12:29:31 GMT
My kids wash my hole.
I'm very obese, there is no way I could reach around back there even with my sponge on a stick.
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Post by Toasted Cheese on Jan 23, 2018 23:14:21 GMT
My kids wash my hole. I'm very obese, there is no way I could reach around back there even with my sponge on a stick. Get a bidet. |
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Jan 23, 2018 23:16:51 GMT
Bidets are for people that like having a wet butt.  |
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