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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2018 4:51:40 GMT
"Very well. I shall perform the miracle. Behold. Here you can see ordinary water, clear, clean. Okay now, turn around. Er, nuh, tur- turn around..."
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Post by Winter_King on Jan 18, 2018 12:30:24 GMT
"Blessed are the cheesemakers"
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Post by permutojoe on Jan 18, 2018 13:46:58 GMT
Help those less fortunate. Contrast that to the GOP's standard line of "We can't help the less fortunate because that will trap them in poverty".  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2018 14:02:48 GMT
Help those less fortunate. Contrast that to the GOP's standard line of "We can't help the less fortunate because that will trap them in poverty".  |
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Post by FilmFlaneur on Jan 18, 2018 15:27:47 GMT
Matthew 10:34 "Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword."
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Post by johnblutarsky on Jan 18, 2018 16:02:09 GMT
Come on, Judas! That wine is meant for everyone!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2018 16:03:57 GMT
Come on, Judas! That wine is meant for everyone! :-} |
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Post by koskiewicz on Jan 18, 2018 17:18:07 GMT
"hark, hark, I hear a fart in the dark"
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Post by Vegas on Jan 18, 2018 17:24:58 GMT
"That's right, Thomas! High five!! OW!!"
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Post by drystyx on Jan 18, 2018 18:18:00 GMT
"Hey, Pontius, if you're really a 'Pilate', why can't you fly over this mob, har har har."
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Post by Rodney Farber on Jan 18, 2018 18:32:48 GMT
What are your favorites?  I believe his final quote was, "Would someone please paint a picture of this event. In 2000 years, this scene would look great hanging around a person's neck". Just before that he said, "I can see my house from here". |
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Post by Vegas on Jan 19, 2018 0:00:05 GMT
I believe his final quote was, "Would someone please paint a picture of this event. In 2000 years, this scene would look great hanging around a person's neck". Just before that he said, "I can see my house from here". His final quote was "This cross, it what, cost you 20 shmeckels?... I got a cousin, Heymel, could saved you a fortune." It's funny 'cause he's Jewish. |
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Post by Arlon10 on Jan 19, 2018 12:59:23 GMT
All of the Sermon on the Mount, but especially
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Post by maya55555 on Jan 20, 2018 3:33:05 GMT
Drystyx
それは愚かです. 
WAIT___YOU ARE NOT CATMAN-CHAN!!!!
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Post by goz on Jan 20, 2018 3:52:16 GMT
That loving everyone, forgiving and being nice thingy!
Shame only a very few of Christians follow it!
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Post by Eva Yojimbo on Jan 20, 2018 6:56:37 GMT
"Lazarus, come forth... Oh, God, never mind, Lazarus go back! How long were you dead for?"
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Post by mystery on Jan 20, 2018 7:04:32 GMT
I asked my fundamentalist mother this question once. She couldn't answer it because she couldn't think of anything. How sad is that?
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Post by Morgana on Jan 20, 2018 9:42:01 GMT
What are your favorites? Another favourite: And another: |
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Post by koskiewicz on Jan 20, 2018 18:26:58 GMT
...now for a serious quote:
It is written, 'my house shall be called a house of prayer,' but you have made it 'a den of thieves.'
This resounds loudly in this 21st century, and I am not at all religious, just very well read...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2018 17:52:20 GMT
John 15:18-27King James Version (KJV)
18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.
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