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Post by Caesar Roberto on Jan 20, 2018 6:47:33 GMT
On one hand I'd be very angry, because sleep is very important to me and I think waking someone up unless it's an emergency is very rude.
On the other hand, waking up to a super hot girl sticking her butt in your general direction is probably one of the better ways to be woken up.
Unless of course she actually farted instead of a whoopee cushion, in which case she would not seem hot no more.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2018 11:44:40 GMT
I call the police and have her arrested for trespassing.
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Post by deembastille on Jan 20, 2018 15:01:18 GMT
I call the police and have her arrested for tres passing. omg you didn't! i'd find opioids to sneak her. try to fart now, bitch! |
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Post by Terrapin Station on Jan 20, 2018 15:07:27 GMT
Seems very fake to me, by the way--she wakes up so easily and immediately contextualizes what's going on, seems fully awake immediately, etc.
Anyway, if it were a woman like her doing that, I'd react positively.
Well, unless I were in a long-term relationship with her and it was the sort of thing she did routinely when I was trying to sleep. Then it would get annoying, lol.
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Post by ᵗʰᵉᵃᵘˣᵖʰᵒᵘ on Jan 20, 2018 15:46:00 GMT
I’ve seen much better women farting videos on YouTube. Really sick shit.
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Post by koskiewicz on Jan 20, 2018 21:16:57 GMT
...hark, hark, I hear a fart in the dark...!!!
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Post by poelzig on Jan 21, 2018 0:31:50 GMT
Jam something up her ass to prevent her from farting.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2018 1:42:14 GMT
My counterfart would act as a deterrent to future attacks.
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Post by Caesar Roberto on Apr 25, 2018 11:26:44 GMT
Seems very fake to me, by the way--she wakes up so easily and immediately contextualizes what's going on, seems fully awake immediately, etc. Anyway, if it were a woman like her doing that, I'd react positively. Well, unless I were in a long-term relationship with her and it was the sort of thing she did routinely when I was trying to sleep. Then it would get annoying, lol. Yeah I guess it does seem a bit fake. |
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