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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2018 23:39:59 GMT
One of my favorites is:
- Jesus loves me but he hates your guts.
- i was told Jesus was watching over me while I sleep. I filed a restraining order.
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Post by gadreel on Feb 14, 2018 23:54:10 GMT
One of my favorites is: - Jesus loves me but he hates your guts. - i was told Jesus was watching over me while I sleep. I filed a restraining order. My favourite is actually a real one: I am covered in the blood of the lord. I am certain that the way I read it is not the way it was intended. |
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Post by Rodney Farber on Feb 15, 2018 2:30:12 GMT
Jesus Saves, but Esposito scores on the rebound (c. 1975, Esposito was a professional hockey player)
Jesus Saves; Moses Invests
Jesus Loves you (But I think you're a jerk)
(Personally I think "ass hole" would have been better but not really appropriate for a bumper sticker)
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Post by maya55555 on Feb 15, 2018 5:17:22 GMT
TRY THIS:
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Post by kls on Feb 15, 2018 12:11:56 GMT
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an a-hole.
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Post by Terrapin Station on Feb 15, 2018 12:32:53 GMT
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Post by johnblutarsky on Feb 15, 2018 18:43:30 GMT
“Jesus take the wheel”, found on a demolished car that was being towed.
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Post by maya55555 on Feb 15, 2018 18:50:40 GMT
TRY THIS:
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Post by Vegas on Feb 15, 2018 19:01:16 GMT
See?... THOSE are funny.. I just can't stand "serious" bumper stickers.. or T-shirts. Usually they're just moronic God-awful crap that probably would make God feel embarrassed..  - "My bumper sticker is a Pepsi symbol with the word Jesus in it! Derp!"  - " Yeaaahhhhhhh.... I don't know that guy." |
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Post by cupcakes on Feb 15, 2018 19:05:19 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2018 23:25:04 GMT
See?... THOSE are funny.. I just can't stand "serious" bumper stickers.. or T-shirts. Usually they're just moronic God-awful crap that probably would make God feel embarrassed.. - "My bumper sticker is a Pepsi symbol with the word Jesus in it! Derp!" - " Yeaaahhhhhhh.... I don't know that guy." What about Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me. ? |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2018 23:30:49 GMT
One of my favorites is: - Jesus loves me but he hates your guts. - i was told Jesus was watching over me while I sleep. I filed a restraining order. My favourite is actually a real one: I am covered in the blood of the lord. I am certain that the way I read it is not the way it was intended. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2018 23:31:49 GMT
That could be said by the Pope or a porn star. |
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