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Post by Power Ranger on Feb 18, 2018 15:44:27 GMT
1. Coulson. In Iron Man and Iron Man 2 this guy was an enigma. Seemingly harmless and aloof, this facade hid a great deal of experience and knowledge. Whedon’s simple task was to flesh him out a bit in Avengers and what did we get? A fanboy. That’s all Whedon knows. He can’t create what he doesn’t know and all he knows is being a fanboy and being a dad. Which takes me to exhibit #2.
2. Hawkeye. His secret? He’s a dad. And his character hasn’t recovered. OMG no one cares about your kids.
Whedon, you suck.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2018 16:02:34 GMT
1. Coulson. In Iron Man and Iron Man 2 this Guy was an enigma. Seemingly harmless and aloof, this facade hid a great deal of experience and knowledge. Whedon’s simple task was to flesh him out a bit in Avengers and what did we get? A fanboy. That’s all Whedon knows. He can’t create what he doesn’t know and all he knows is being a fanboy and being a dad. Which takes me to exhibit #2. 2. Hawkeye. His secret? He’s a dad. And his character hasn’t recovered. OMG no one cares about your kids. Whedon, you suck. Nobody cared about Hawkeye before that. He is about as useless as the Suicide Squad are in the DCU.  |
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Post by hobowar on Feb 18, 2018 19:16:44 GMT
Hawkeye's farm scene is still the best part of any comic book movie I've seen. I feel like all cbm's are enhanced slightly by its existence. Joss Whedon, you're the best. It's a shame you couldn't fully redeem Zack Snyder's train wreck, but you're only human. Also, I really hope the Russo's continue with Nat and Banner's relationship in a satisfying way.
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Post by Nalkarj on Feb 18, 2018 19:20:46 GMT
Power Ranger Aye, lad! As I wrote recently at coldenhaulfield ’s forum, I just can’t wrap my head around it, but there’s something about Whedon I find extremely off-putting—in Buffy, in the Marvel flicks, especially in his utterly atrocious bastardization of Much Ado. Smarminess, maybe? Three things I liked with which he has been affiliated: Toy Story, Atlantis: The Lost Empire, and the ’92 Buffy the Vampire Hunter movie. And, in all three, he lacked creative control. Tells ya something, I suppose. EDIT: And apparently he “hates” Donald Sutherland. A real nice guy, this Whedon, huh?
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Feb 18, 2018 19:41:33 GMT
List of characters Joss Whedon ruined:
The Entire Justice League.
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Post by Hauntedknight87 on Feb 18, 2018 21:16:39 GMT
Quicksilver and Ultron
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2018 21:49:06 GMT
He should've known how to make people care about HAWKEYE...
Hint: it involves a HELMET
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Post by Nalkarj on Feb 18, 2018 21:51:11 GMT
He should've known how to make people care about HAWKEYE... Hint: it involves a HELMET He didn’t let Helmet [sic] Kohl play Hawkeye? I knew he was a fiend!  |
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Oct 13, 2018 22:05:02 GMT
Hawkeye's farm scene is still the best part of any comic book movie I've seen. I feel like all cbm's are enhanced slightly by its existence. Joss Whedon, you're the best. It's a shame you couldn't fully redeem Zack Snyder's train wreck, but you're only human. Also, I really hope the Russo's continue with Nat and Banner's relationship in a satisfying way. So basically you think Buffy is better than the entire MCU combined. |
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Post by Hauntedknight87 on Oct 13, 2018 22:15:54 GMT
Hawkeye's farm scene is still the best part of any comic book movie I've seen. I feel like all cbm's are enhanced slightly by its existence. Joss Whedon, you're the best. It's a shame you couldn't fully redeem Zack Snyder's train wreck, but you're only human. Also, I really hope the Russo's continue with Nat and Banner's relationship in a satisfying way. So basically you think Buffy is better than the entire MCU combined. Damn right! Infact it's better than all of the marvel, Sony, fox, DC/DCEU films! Except for Nolan films. He's Senpai! |
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Post by hobowar on Oct 13, 2018 22:21:13 GMT
1. Coulson. In Iron Man and Iron Man 2 this guy was an enigma. Seemingly harmless and aloof, this facade hid a great deal of experience and knowledge. Whedon’s simple task was to flesh him out a bit in Avengers and what did we get? A fanboy. That’s all Whedon knows. He can’t create what he doesn’t know and all he knows is being a fanboy and being a dad. Which takes me to exhibit #2. 2. Hawkeye. His secret? He’s a dad. And his character hasn’t recovered. OMG no one cares about your kids. Whedon, you suck. I cared more about Hawkeye's kids than anyone in Batman v Superman or Justice League, but to each his own I guess. Also this line; "You know I totally support your Avenging, I couldn't prouder." pretty much justifies the existence of the entire cbm genre in my opinion. |
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Post by hobowar on Oct 13, 2018 22:41:27 GMT
Hawkeye's farm scene is still the best part of any comic book movie I've seen. I feel like all cbm's are enhanced slightly by its existence. Joss Whedon, you're the best. It's a shame you couldn't fully redeem Zack Snyder's train wreck, but you're only human. Also, I really hope the Russo's continue with Nat and Banner's relationship in a satisfying way. So basically you think Buffy is better than the entire MCU combined. Buffy at its worst >>> The mcu at its best. Also, what the hell are you doing? |
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Oct 13, 2018 22:43:12 GMT
So basically you think Buffy is better than the entire MCU combined. Buffy at its worst >>> The mcu at its best. Also, what the hell are you doing? Agreed! I'm watching Washington/Oregon on one TV and Penn State/Michigan on the other while puffing on a vape pen between shoving handfuls of Baked Lay's into my mouth and chewing them with my mouth open like a swine. Innit? |
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Oct 13, 2018 23:43:41 GMT
Buffy at its worst >>> The mcu at its best. Also, what the hell are you doing? Agreed! I'm watching Washington/Oregon on one TV and Penn State/Michigan on the other while puffing on a vape pen between shoving handfuls of Baked Lay's into my mouth and chewing them with my mouth open like a swine. Innit? Se7en is rad. |
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Oct 13, 2018 23:47:49 GMT
Agreed! I'm watching Washington/Oregon on one TV and Penn State/Michigan on the other while puffing on a vape pen between shoving handfuls of Baked Lay's into my mouth and chewing them with my mouth open like a swine. Innit? Se7en is rad. ... okay? I mean, it is, for sure. But. What? |
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Oct 13, 2018 23:52:33 GMT
... okay? I mean, it is, for sure. But. What? Sorry! I watched it this morning for the first time in yeeears and I’m just seeing shit everywhere, and the way you described things in your post was 👌. No worries. Anyway, where the hell is Gwyneth’s head? I distinctly remember it being shown, but it for sure wasn’t today. Add that to the Mandela list, I guess. |
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Post by coldenhaulfield on Oct 14, 2018 0:05:12 GMT
... okay? I mean, it is, for sure. But. What? Sorry! I watched it this morning for the first time in yeeears and I’m just seeing shit everywhere, and the way you described things in your post was 👌. No worries. Anyway, where the hell is Gwyneth’s head? I distinctly remember it being shown, but it for sure wasn’t today. Add that to the Mandela list, I guess. No, it's never shown! That's part of why it's so well done! ... wait, IS it shown? ... |
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Oct 14, 2018 1:01:51 GMT
Sorry! I watched it this morning for the first time in yeeears and I’m just seeing shit everywhere, and the way you described things in your post was 👌. No worries. Anyway, where the hell is Gwyneth’s head? I distinctly remember it being shown, but it for sure wasn’t today. Add that to the Mandela list, I guess. No, it's never shown! That's part of why it's so well done! ... wait, IS it shown? ... Nah, after the gluttony, greed, and especially sloth! they really skimped on the rating-affecting visuals. Lust and pride could have been gruesome, but there was next to nothing to see, and envy and wrath were all twist shock. The head is only in my head. Quite well played, indeed. |
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Post by darkpast on Oct 14, 2018 4:06:35 GMT
Whedon sucks, Favreau should have directed The Avengers but he got cucked by Feige
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Post by DarkManX on Oct 14, 2018 4:29:43 GMT
List of characters Joss Whedon ruined: The Entire Justice League. No that was Hack Snyder who was hellbent on turning the Justice League into bloodthirsty serial killers. Hawkeyes secret was weird. The first movie made it seem like he had a relationship with Black Widow and then suddenly in AOU he's married and has children. |
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