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Post by BATouttaheck on Feb 26, 2018 14:46:47 GMT
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Post by BATouttaheck on Feb 26, 2018 14:47:13 GMT
I'd like to kiss ya but I just washed my hair
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Post by alfromni on Feb 26, 2018 15:42:34 GMT
"I'm gonna sue that damn barber!!"
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Post by BATouttaheck on Feb 26, 2018 16:00:09 GMT
I AM saying cheese !
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Post by alfromni on Feb 26, 2018 16:11:18 GMT
"Tarzan you may be, but the folks pay to see me...I'm the STAR!...Got that?!"
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Post by alfromni on Feb 26, 2018 18:14:20 GMT
"Gizmo?...Pah!!...Dullsville!...I'm the new kid on the block!...Stick with me son and we'll go places!!"
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Post by Catman on Feb 26, 2018 18:45:59 GMT
Are you sure Audrey Hepburn started this way?
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Post by BATouttaheck on Feb 26, 2018 19:19:06 GMT
Kookie, Kookie, Lend me your comb !
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Post by Nalkarj on Feb 27, 2018 2:13:49 GMT
Donβt take a picture! Iβm naked!
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Post by BATouttaheck on Feb 27, 2018 2:34:18 GMT
BUT the tube promised "a little dab'll do ya" !
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Post by alfromni on Mar 5, 2018 3:52:35 GMT
Keep that mirror steady! That's better. Is that ME?...Jeez I'm a handsome guy!
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Post by alfromni on Mar 8, 2018 11:28:13 GMT
"Listen buster, I'm stressing out and that godamm orangutan refused to give me a smoke. I'm still the star around here...fire the sonovabitch!"
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 8, 2018 19:10:48 GMT
See no, hear no, speak no... what?
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Post by alfromni on Feb 11, 2020 13:02:03 GMT
Empire State?...King who?...fiddledidee...I'm a beauty, not a beast.
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Post by Catman on Feb 11, 2020 13:03:43 GMT
My name is Caesar.
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Post by alfromni on Feb 14, 2020 11:06:31 GMT
What was that?...I look like Jack Nickleson?...who's he?
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Post by Ass_E9 on May 2, 2020 16:55:56 GMT
The Curious Case of Benjamin Kong
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Post by Catman on May 2, 2020 17:12:26 GMT
And thus was born Kong's life-long fascination with blondes.
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Post by alfromni on May 24, 2020 8:43:19 GMT
"Of course I'm stoned! Wouldn't you be if you looked like me?!"
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Post by alfromni on Jun 5, 2020 12:15:30 GMT
"What're doing with that cutthroat...I don't need no shave!"
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