My bottom 60

It amazes me that someone would spend this much time thinking about movies they don't like.

Some of those movies are not that bad at all.

60. Planet Terror (2007) - 5/10: I was somewhat disappointed by this but not as much as I was when I saw Deathproof (2007), that one was far worse. 

59. Punisher: Warzone (2008) - 6,5/10: A pretty good movie, specially since I was not exactly too thrilled about the one from 2004, however I thought Warzone was the second best of the Punisher films, after the Dolph Lundgren 1989 film.

58. Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992) - 6/10: My second favorite of the Hellraiser, right after the first one.

56. Color of Night (1994) - 7/10: One of my favorite so-bad-its-good kind of films. Jane March and a hilarious plot along with a bunch of "colorful" figures makes this erotic thriller into almost a damn parody!

55. Die Another Day (2002) - Not seen since 2003, but I remember that it was one of my least favorite Bond films, but I think now Spectre (2015) takes the "prize" home as the worst James Bond picture ever made.

50. The Ice Pirates (1984) - 6/10: I quite enjoyed this adventurous and light hearted space adventure/Star Wars parody.

49. Derailed (2002) - 4/10: Not sure if you meant the Van Damme b-movie from 2002 or the mediocre thriller starring Clive Owen and Jennifer Aniston? Anyhow, neither are any great but at least the Van Damme one is quite "enjoyable" as a bad but still slightly "enjoyable" DTV film, where as the one from 2005 was not very impressive even though it came along with a much stronger cast and far bigger budget.

46. Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977) - 3/10: Yes, this one is bad, no question about it. Still, I do remember it had some kind of entertainment value in there, but I am not sure if I will re-watch it anytime soon. The third one however was fantastic and a much better movie.

45. Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985) - 7/10: My all time favorite Friday the 13th film. Love that it dared to change the successful but still tiredsome formula and it came with some gruesomely kills along with a cool soundtrack and even better, a fantastic display of fine looking ladies.

44. Highlander 2: The Quickening (1991) - 6/10: Not as bad as I remember and thought it was quite enjoyable. Hell, it is not even close of being the worst Highlander film in the series.

43. Batman & Robin (1997) - 6/10: I have always liked it. Silly and goofy but I think it is better enterainment than Batman Forever. Of course it also helps by adding Uma Thurman and Alicia Silverstone onto the scene as well.

42. Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance (2007) - 3/10: Yup, a very bad movie indeed. But I think the first one was not exactly much better either.

41. Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994) - 4/10: I have always had a big soft spot for this franchise, however I might have been a little too generous with my rating on this one. 

40. Kiss of the Dragon (2001) - 6/10: I think I saw this one last year, if it is the 2001 version you meant? Not bad but I notice I gave it a positive rating, so I guess it was typical "junk food" entertainment, it goes in fast and out even faster, but probably not something I will ever watch again.

39. Exorcist: The beginning (2004) - 5/10: Another one I had almost forgotten about and I guess that pretty much sums it up for my part.

37. Shrek (2001) - 6/10: I was never a big fan of  these animated family films, but as very lighthearted entertainment they work ok, but not something I think I will bother with again.

33. The Wicker Man (2006) - 4/10: I watched this last year and was almost expecting a damn "horror" show, after all the terrible reviews and critic it got. Thought that Nicolas Cage had far worse films on his CV than this below average thriller.

32. Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End (2007) - 5/10: Like with the rest of the films following it, it was mostly a forgettable affair and one I will probably never watch again.

31. Planet of the Apes (2001) - 5/10: Mediocre and forgettable, or something like that.

29. Navy Seals (1990) - 6,5/10: Not seen since summer of 2012 but I remember liking it as one of those over-the-top macho b-movie action films that felt like a mix of Predator (1987), Delta Force (1986) and Commando (1985). Also comes with a solid cast as well.

28. Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992) - 5/10: Might have to give it another go sometime soon, but was not too impressed the first time I saw it.

24. Deathgasm (2015) - 6/10: I really wanted to like it, as it seemed like a solid horror-comedy but was a little disappointed. Might have rated it a 5/10 if I ever saw it again, but that is likely not gonna happen as I no longer own it anylonger.

23. Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) - 5/10: I do like the original films and while not a good movie, I thought it was decent, but not much else.

22. Righteous Kill (2008) - 5/10: I remember people trying to "hype" this one up, because it starred Al Pacino and Bobby D together again on the big screen. Not even close of the worst film of either ones but more a mess which is almost in the "so-bad-its-enjoyable" category. Seen once, never again.

21. The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover (1989) - 6/10: At first I thought, oh great another "fine" piece of "movies made for the specially interested", however it did get better. Helen Mirren looked stunning and the soundtrack was fantastic at times. But still not one I will ever bother with again.

20. Jaws: The Revenge (1987) - 6/10: While only the second film of the sequels is a good movie, I quite enjoyed the third and fourth films, at least as funny b-movies.

19. The Cell (2000) - 4/10: Take away Jennifer Lopez and my interest in the film is gone. 

18. Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalo (1999) - Not seen since, well along time ago and I do not remember how I would have rated it but that it was far away of being one of his worst films, in fact I think that it might even outdo many of his good pal, Adam Sandlers horrible titles as well.

17. The Animal (2001) - Again, not seen since it was sent late at night on TV back in 2002 or 03. 

16. Vampires (1998) - 6,5/10: I quite enjoyed this at times bad ass John Carpenter/James Woods vampire/action film, not as good as Blade but still enjoyable enough as a solid late night flick to see when nothing else is on, during the late hours of the weekend.

15. Ghostbusters (2016) - 3/10: Yup, it is pretty damn bad, but I have always had a thing for Kristen Wiig, and therefore I ended up giving it a "kind" rating, which it really did not deserve I guess.

11. Hobo with a Shotgun (2011) - 6/10: It came with a bad ass trailer and also starring Rutger Hauer as a homeless hobo slaughtering assholes all over the place, that was pretty much enough for me to pick it up. Not as good as I had hoped for, but still much more entertaining that the Rodriguez/Tarantino "slashers" from 2007. If a sequel is coming, I am all in for it but only if it means Rutger returns.

8. Ghost Ship (2002) - 4/10: Again, do not remember all that much, beside the fact that it had cool VHS/DVD artwork, which seemed heavily influenced by the overlooked and atmospheric 1981 horror movie Death Ship.

7. Blues Brothers 2000 (1998) - 6/10: Heard that it was supposed to be one of the "worst" movies of all time, over and over, but I quite enjoyed it. Was never gonna top or even come close to the classic 1980 movie but still I felt it had some very cool and catchy song numbers and likeable characters along with a feel-good vibe to it. 

6. The Boondock Saints (1999) - 4/10: Without Willem Dafoe, I would probably had rated it even lower. Seems like one of those "love it or hate it" films, which for me was closer to the last one that the first. I even wasted more money and time on the awful sequel or whatever it was supposed to be.

5. Alien Resurrection (1997) - 5/10: Has a solid cast of character actors doing a good job but the plot gets a little out of hand as the film go on. Might have to re-watch it again as it have been a while since the last time.

4. AVP: Requiem (2007) - Not seen for many years and I do not remember what I rated it or much of its "plot" but I guess it says more than enough.

2. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
(2007) - 4/10: CGI and more CGI and somewhere in there a "story".

Never seen before and will likely ever do so either:

57. Omen IV: The Awakening (1991)
54. Mission Impossible 2
53. Black Hawk Down
52. Halloween (2007)
51. Bewitched
48. High Crimes
47. Dick Tracy
38. Dominion: An Exorcist Prequel
36. Club Dread
35. Undead (2003)
34. Yoga Hosers
30. Coneheads
27. My Son My Son What Have Ye Done
26. Leonard Part 6
25. 88 Minutes
14. True Love & Chaos
13. Graduation Day
12. Going Overboard
10. The Black Dahlia
09. One Missed Call (2008)
03. The Canyons
01. Transformers: Dark of the Moon

To each his own, but Shrek?

Of those I've seen:


60. Planet Terror 6/10
58. Hellraiser: Hell on Earth 5/10
56. Color of Night 5/10
55. Die Another Day 7/10 Hey, I like Bond
54. Mission Impossible 2 5/10
46. Exorcist II: The Heretic 4/10
44. Highlander 2: The Quickening 3/10
43. Batman & Robin 3/10
39. Exorcist: The beginning 4/10
37. Shrek long ago, didn't rate, guessing 7/10
36. Club Dread 4/10
33. The Wicker Man (2006) 3/10 big disappointment.
31. Planet of the Apes (2001) 5/1
16. Vampires 8/10
10. The Black Dahlia 4/10
8. Ghost Ship 5/10
7. Blues Brothers 2000 4/10
6. The Boondock Saints 5/10
5. Alien Resurrection 6/10
4. AVP: Requiem 4/10

After the 1st Transformers movie I ignored the franchise.
My personal all time worst is Beast of Yucca Flats.

Black Hawk Down? Huh?

I like all these:

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
Color of Night (LOL hardball, I think this movie is everything but forgettable)
Exorcist II
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (not my favorite Indiana movie, but bottom 60?)
Jaws: The Revenge

These are the only movies on your list that I also hate.


58. Hellraiser: Hell on Earth (in my bottom 60)
52. Halloween (2007)
46. Exorcist II: The Heretic
45. Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning
44. Highlander 2: The Quickening
43. Batman & Robin
42. Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (in my bottom 60)
34. Yoga Hosers
25. 88 Minutes
20. Jaws: The Revenge (in my bottom 60)
15. Ghostbusters (2016)
12. Going Overboard
11. Hobo with a Shotgun
10. The Black Dahlia
8. Ghost Ship
7. Blues Brothers 2000 (in my bottom 60)
4. AVP: Requiem (in my bottom 60)
2. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
1. Transformers: Dark of the Moon (in my bottom 60)

Glad to see Hard Candy in your bottom 60.  Totally agree with that.

But Top Secret?  Really?