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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2018 19:29:27 GMT
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Post by Catman on Mar 28, 2018 19:48:17 GMT
Darling, you know the boy cannot go swimming without his cap!
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Post by maxwellperfect on Mar 28, 2018 20:00:43 GMT
What do you mean I look like a baby bottle?
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Post by Fox in the Snow on Mar 29, 2018 2:54:53 GMT
Ride the Darker Wave
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Post by ZolotoyRetriever on Mar 29, 2018 2:58:14 GMT
"I assure you, dear: there are no Piranhas in that murky water."
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Post by alpha128 on Mar 29, 2018 3:16:50 GMT
Someday son you'll be old enough to wear a bathing cap as silly as mine.
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Post by Ass_E9 on Mar 29, 2018 3:22:13 GMT
Overheard at young Ivan Drago's swimming lesson: "If he drowns, he drowns."
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Post by Nora on Apr 1, 2018 15:01:27 GMT
mom, u shouldn'tve worn that stupid hat, now this creepy stranger thinks u two will bond over it and he is gonna try and take u away from me!
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Post by Nora on Apr 1, 2018 15:05:31 GMT
what are you saying sir, what do you mean he is too old to be breastfed, this boy cant even swim yet, let alone hunt for his own food!
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Post by Nora on Apr 1, 2018 15:07:04 GMT
sure I can wait till the little cock-blocker drowns, miss
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Post by koskiewicz on Apr 2, 2018 3:34:57 GMT
...hey...short shot, get your snorkel...!!!
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Post by Gourmando the Reindeer on Apr 2, 2018 10:58:38 GMT
sure I can wait till the little cock-blocker drowns, miss Oh shit!  |
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Post by ethelmertz on Apr 3, 2018 4:35:15 GMT
sure I can wait till the little cock-blocker drowns, miss  |
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Post by ethelmertz on Apr 3, 2018 4:39:03 GMT
"If we don't drown the boy, I'm leaving you!"
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Post by alfromni on Apr 3, 2018 9:42:00 GMT
"D'ya know how stupid it makes me feel being taught to swim by a six year old kid?"
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Post by James on Apr 4, 2018 0:11:05 GMT
Swimming Lesson of the Day #21
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Post by alfromni on Apr 4, 2018 21:23:21 GMT
"OK, so the kid can swim. That doesn't make him a prospect for the lead in the new Tarzan movie!"
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Post by deembastille on Apr 5, 2018 1:59:04 GMT
one boobie, two boobies, three humungous boobies!
srsly.
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