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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2018 20:08:14 GMT
Detective Ackbar's Journal: Made contact with Ol Felden Chaudid. Our correspondence, as usual, was though anonymous letter dead drops. The first was left in the old mailbox behind the burned down mill. Scrawled on the sheet of card stock were just four words: Innit or it innit?This investigation was heating up My God! a clue! Hmm… Is it an acrostic? Ioii? But what does that mean? Or a series of anagrams, something I’ve, er, never done in my life? Nitin? Itinn? I… Wait a moment. Chauldid. The name sounds Indian, as it (thank you, Google) is found in the Journal of the Asiatic Society of Bombay. And Nitin is an Indian name… But, then again, Itinn seems rather close to Iðunn, a Norse goddess of youth—and Norse deities would connect with the pastime here in Barveldroam… Or is it a code? Innit: i meaning a, n meaning s, and t meaning y? Thus innit means assay? Assay _ _ a_ assay? And we can well suppose that t is n. But what of or? And what can assay mean? Curiouser and curiouser… Elementary, my dear Salzmank!
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Post by Nalkarj on Apr 24, 2018 20:08:35 GMT
I’m going to stop shouting “BRILLIANT,” @forceghostackbar, but know that I’m loving these updates. BRILLIANT! (Curses…)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2018 20:34:23 GMT
Detective Ackbar's Journal: A dark afternoon indeed. Weir Draptor's grave was a sobering site. I set aside the MCU DVDs that his mourners had left in tribute and begin to dig. It was as I thought. His remains were there. But were they his? The rumors remained that he had faked his death and started a new MCU Fan Forum. Im any case, I took a photograph for my records...
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Post by Nalkarj on Apr 24, 2018 20:35:42 GMT
I’m wondering if, when @forceghostackbar returns to his office, he’ll have his voluptuous secretary waiting for him… She’s the one I’m interested in!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2018 20:37:19 GMT
I’m wondering if, when @forceghostackbar returns to his office, he’ll have his voluptuous fawning secretary waiting for him… She’s the one I’m interested in! Yes! But she's a whale. i mean, literally, an actual whale! We Ackbar's are into that sort of thing though.
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Post by Nalkarj on Apr 24, 2018 20:38:34 GMT
I’m wondering if, when @forceghostackbar returns to his office, he’ll have his voluptuous secretary waiting for him… She’s the one I’m interested in! Yes! But she's a whale. i mean, literally, an actual whale! We Ackbar's are into that sort of thing though. Geez! We humans have quite different standards from you Ackbars, apparently…
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2018 21:17:13 GMT
Yes! But she's a whale. i mean, literally, an actual whale! We Ackbar's are into that sort of thing though. Geez! We humans have quite different standards from you Ackbars, apparently… Btw we need an alternate mystery-style anagram name for the deleted user EattheEloi. He's one of my prime suspects.
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Post by Nalkarj on Apr 24, 2018 21:26:36 GMT
Done. Hal Oteetie, a defrocked Methodist minister, accused of embezzling church funds and spending it on sports cars for himself (“Jaguars for Jesus”), who has been seen hanging around his former church and screaming at parishioners coming out. It was a hard anagram, with all those vowels—if anyone has a better name, I’d be happy to change it. By the way, @forceghostackbar, I hadn’t though of Eat the Eloi, but you’re right, he’s a prime suspect—“person of interest,” as the FBI would phrase it. (Maybe we should reach out to Hannibal Lecter?)
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Apr 24, 2018 21:34:02 GMT
Done. Hal Oteetie, a defrocked Methodist minister, accused of embezzling church funds and spending it on sports cars for himself (“Jaguars for Jesus”)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2018 21:36:36 GMT
Detective Ackbar's Journal: The trail had gone cold. I returned to my flat for a well earned opium break. It was there that I saw it- drawn on the door of my building... A dagger? No! A @carrot! Could it be? Could it have been Bill "Welibers" Weers this whole time? My old partner/sidekick! Or was this some sort of trap? Only time will tell!
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Post by thenewnexus on Apr 24, 2018 21:38:30 GMT
I m still waiting for Kat to get the witchy outfit and WW panties. Do it already
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Apr 24, 2018 21:38:33 GMT
Detective Ackbar's Journal: The trail had gone cold. I returned to my flat for a well earned opium break. It was there that I saw it- drawn on the door of my building... A dagger? No! A @carrot!
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Post by Nalkarj on Apr 24, 2018 21:42:09 GMT
Yes, indeed, Bill Weers did go under the mononymous nom de plume of “Tarcor.” He was your old partner, eh? Et tu, Brute? The last twist of the knife…
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Post by Nalkarj on Apr 24, 2018 21:59:36 GMT
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Post by Power Ranger on Apr 24, 2018 22:03:17 GMT
Detective Ackbar's Journal: A dark afternoon indeed. Weir Draptor's grave was a sobering site. I set aside the MCU DVDs that his mourners had left in tribute and begin to dig. It was as I thought. His remains were there. But were they his? The rumors remained that he had faked his death and started a new MCU Fan Forum. Im any case, I took a photograph for my records... Check the horse stables. Ask the stable hands if they have seen anyone walking out with a gait and horse semen on their breath.
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Post by Tristan's Journal on Apr 24, 2018 22:04:48 GMT
Detective Ackbar's Journal: A dark afternoon indeed. Weir Draptor's grave was a sobering site. I set aside the MCU DVDs that his mourners had left in tribute and begin to dig. It was as I thought. His remains were there. But were they his? The rumors remained that he had faked his death and started a new MCU Fan Forum. Im any case, I took a photograph for my records... if you did not find a bunch of little ponies it's not the real raptor, he would go nowhere without his ponies. Must have staged a faux-death a la MCU to flee from his creditors.
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Post by Nalkarj on Apr 24, 2018 22:07:17 GMT
if you did not find a bunch of little ponies it's not the real raptor, he would go nowhere without his ponies. Must have staged a faux-death a la MCU to flee from his creditors. Another twist!
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Post by politicidal on Apr 24, 2018 22:15:33 GMT
I m still waiting for Kat to get the witchy outfit and WW panties. Do it already Sssh! Don't interrupt!
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Post by Power Ranger on Apr 24, 2018 22:27:22 GMT
Detective Ackbar's Journal: A dark afternoon indeed. Weir Draptor's grave was a sobering site. I set aside the MCU DVDs that his mourners had left in tribute and begin to dig. It was as I thought. His remains were there. But were they his? The rumors remained that he had faked his death and started a new MCU Fan Forum. Im any case, I took a photograph for my records... if you did not find a bunch of little ponies it's not the real raptor, he would go nowhere without his ponies. Must have staged a faux-death a la MCU to flee from his creditors. You will probably find him disguised in women’s garments. Even if he’s not involved, you’ll probably find that he is disguised in women’s garments.
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Post by Nalkarj on Apr 24, 2018 22:38:30 GMT
Starting to think that—what’d I call him?—Hal Oteetie is the most likely suspect. O’course, in a detective story, it’s always the least likely suspect who done it…
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