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Post by kolchak92 on Dec 3, 2020 22:30:22 GMT
The bitch hit me with a toaster!
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Post by alpha128 on Dec 4, 2020 1:36:02 GMT
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Post by alpha128 on Dec 4, 2020 1:42:39 GMT
Don't miss Charles Dickens' immortal classic Scrooge. Your life... might just depend on it.
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Post by Captain Spencer on Dec 4, 2020 2:05:40 GMT
I was a captain of industry; feared by men, adored by women. Adored! Come on, let's be honest, Jim. You paid for the women!
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Post by Captain Spencer on Dec 4, 2020 2:17:22 GMT
I'm sorry. You know I thought you were Richard Pryor!
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Post by Captain Spencer on Dec 4, 2020 2:23:40 GMT
If you TOUCH ME AGAlN, I'll rip your goddamned wings off! Okay?
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Post by alpha128 on Dec 4, 2020 3:28:34 GMT
She'll understand. She's an amazingly understanding woman. I'll just come home and I'll say, "Hi honey, we have to move to a studio apartment. I hope you don't mind."
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Post by twothousandonemark on Dec 4, 2020 5:54:27 GMT
Would you *please*, for the love of *god*, and your own body!, stop the damn hammering?
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Post by alpha128 on Dec 4, 2020 23:35:27 GMT
All day long, I listen to people give me excuses why they can"t work... "My back hurts," "my legs ache," "I"m only four!"
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Post by K®️ℹ️Z@ on Jan 23, 2021 6:44:50 GMT
"Would you like to go get some Chinese food?"
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