“Curtains”

Why didn’t they ever turn this into a movie? This song is a delightful pastiche of Berlin’s “There’s No Business Like Show Business” (with a trace of Porter’s “Another Op’nin’, Another Show”) and tons of fun, even if Niles Crane—I mean, David Hyde Pierce—isn’t much of a singer. Really, though, any Broadway musical that isn’t based on a Disney movie is a novelty nowadays!