This is a homophonic thread

Taking it to two levels, too. Or more levels, just as Roger Moore took an agent to another level, of being like a gent instead of a spy, of speaking with style while jumping over a stile, of dealing with lead instead of being led. So let us sit down to our turkey and lettuce sandwiches and gnaw on the things people say "Naw" about, even when these new things they knew to be like a gnu in a zoo.


Some people will see this as a "C" rated thread in a sea of threads, but they can kiss my black butt.

Okay, some of you will say "Hey, his butt isn't black, it's pale", but those of you who say that can just slip over this pail of paint that paints my butt black. So there. You will hear only the truth here.