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Post by Arlon10 on May 18, 2018 12:26:11 GMT
I have no photo or video of the Flying Spaghetti Monster yet. My collection might not be complete.
I tried using white onions for bait. Something took them, but I did not catch it on video.
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Post by johnblutarsky on May 18, 2018 16:23:56 GMT
Will the FSM be.......where? (and......when?)
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Post by Arlon10 on May 18, 2018 16:26:03 GMT
Will the FSM be.......where? (and......when?) Wherever it is, let me know, anybody. |
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Post by johnblutarsky on May 18, 2018 16:28:13 GMT
The Olive Garden....around 4 PM, perhaps?
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2018 17:37:38 GMT
His noodly appendage is present in all things and places.
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Post by maya55555 on May 18, 2018 19:33:29 GMT
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Have you baited with meat balls as a second course? 
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Post by Arlon10 on May 18, 2018 21:19:43 GMT
His noodly appendage is present in all things and places. Within forty feet of the high chair for sure. |
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2018 21:20:58 GMT
His noodly appendage is present in all things and places. Within forty feet of the high chair for sure. ALL things, blashphemer! Whip yourself with some spaghetti in penance for doubting him! |
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Post by Arlon10 on May 18, 2018 21:37:36 GMT
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Have you baited with meat balls as a second course? No, just tomato and basil balsamic vinegrette. |
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Post by goz on May 18, 2018 23:49:05 GMT
His noodly appendage is present in all things and places. Within forty feet of the high chair for sure. What a shame that Catholic priests got their noodly appendages WAY closer to the ' high chair'! |
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Post by maya55555 on May 19, 2018 1:04:27 GMT
gozzy
You are an idiot. Dig a deeper hole.
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Post by OldSamVimes on May 19, 2018 11:16:29 GMT
Like all Gods, the FSM will only manifest itself in some circumstances.
In this case, I don't think the cheese offering was properly blessed.
The FSM may not be a major God, but he's not an idiot either.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2018 14:03:40 GMT
Like all Gods, the FSM will only manifest itself in some circumstances. In this case, I don't think the cheese offering was properly blessed. The FSM may not be a major God, but he's not an idiot either. Like the Loch Ness Monster, the FSM comes out twice per day - five minutes before you arrive, and five minutes after you leave. |
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Post by OldSamVimes on May 20, 2018 10:45:42 GMT
Like all Gods, the FSM will only manifest itself in some circumstances. In this case, I don't think the cheese offering was properly blessed. The FSM may not be a major God, but he's not an idiot either. Like the Loch Ness Monster, the FSM comes out twice per day - five minutes before you arrive, and five minutes after you leave. I get the impression you're making fun of the FSM. Religious intolerance is not cool bro. |
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2018 10:52:11 GMT
Like the Loch Ness Monster, the FSM comes out twice per day - five minutes before you arrive, and five minutes after you leave. I get the impression you're making fun of the FSM. Never! |
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Post by rizdek on May 20, 2018 13:02:40 GMT
I have just as many photos of the FSM as I have of the other gods or of the "one-true-God."
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Post by drystyx on May 21, 2018 14:08:58 GMT
We went out hunting for one once. Only time I ever hunted. My dad would only let me use an old shotgun that the safety lever was stuck on, so I could never get a shot off, because it took over 30 seconds to undo the safety, and he always made sure I was in total fear of not having a safety on.
So, one day I stepped on a flying spaghetti monster, and it fluttered into the air, and I never got off a shot. I understand it is tender when cooked, though.
Of course, Bill, the all American Saxon mother's son, he got a bunch of those things.
Bill went out hunting with his elephant and gun. In case of accidents, he always took his mum. The all American, bullet headed, Saxon mother's son. |
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Post by maya55555 on May 21, 2018 19:32:42 GMT
DEEP
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Post by Arlon10 on May 21, 2018 21:12:03 GMT
I have just as many photos of the FSM as I have of the other gods or of the "one-true-God." Have you tried removing the protective lens cover in order to take photos? |
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