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Post by lostinlimbo on Mar 16, 2017 6:42:08 GMT
The police/coppers are their for comic relief.
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Post by lostinlimbo on Mar 16, 2017 6:44:29 GMT
When in the backwoods, a mountain man tells you; "You got a real pretty mouth".
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Post by stefancrosscoe on Mar 16, 2017 13:07:37 GMT
Nice thread. - When you're about to hit a home run with the sexiest (the one big the biggest funbags) girl at the camp.
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Post by stefancrosscoe on Mar 16, 2017 13:11:49 GMT
- "Hey, so there's this creepy looking maniac, wandering around in the woods. Why don't we just split up and head towards completely different directions, while being on our own, and then just wait and see who gets killed off first".
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Post by stefancrosscoe on Mar 16, 2017 13:27:05 GMT
- When the crazy village idiot suddenly comes up to you, going on about death curses and that "You're Doomed! All doomed!"
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Post by northernlad on Mar 16, 2017 13:49:05 GMT
When you hear Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear the Reaper" playing on your way to a night of babysitting.
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Post by stefancrosscoe on Mar 16, 2017 13:52:45 GMT
- When your girlfriend no longer has a beating pulse, along with a sudden craving for "Braaaaains!"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2017 14:27:27 GMT
The phones don't work and the car won't start.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2017 14:35:12 GMT
You receive warnings from a crazy old person that you are "doomed".
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Post by stefancrosscoe on Mar 16, 2017 16:35:57 GMT
- When hearing a loud noise coming from your basement, only to be followed by what sounds like a cat meowing, and on your way downstairs to check it out, you suddenly remember, "I don't own a goddamn cat!"
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Post by fangirl1975 on Mar 16, 2017 17:51:02 GMT
You say "Ill be right back."
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Post by femalefan on Mar 16, 2017 20:57:47 GMT
When the killer is chasing you and you run upstairs instead of outside.
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Post by naterdawg on Mar 17, 2017 1:06:32 GMT
It's always a mistake to:
(1) go skinnydipping at night. (2) go outside when you hear a wolf howling. (3) take a shower when a killer's somewhere around. (4) start running away from the killer because you'll always fall at least once. (5) decide to stay inside a carnival horror house all night. (6) bury your relatives alive in a handy-dandy basement crypt (7) answer Christopher Lee's invitation to dinner. (8) stay in a house with blood dripping from the ceiling. (9) attend a Valentine's dance that hasn't been held since ten people were butchered. (10) make fun of someone who has psychic powers. Not a good idea at ALL.
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Post by novastar6 on Mar 17, 2017 5:08:19 GMT
When you open the damn medicine cabinet.
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Post by naterdawg on Mar 17, 2017 14:08:05 GMT
When you open the damn medicine cabinet. Cause when you close it, there's always someone in the mirror behind you.
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Post by novastar6 on Mar 17, 2017 17:35:37 GMT
When you open the damn medicine cabinet. Cause when you close it, there's always someone in the mirror behind you. Bingo!
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Post by Vegas on Mar 17, 2017 17:42:03 GMT
..when you assume that the séance or exorcism worked... and decide to spend one last night in the house before you leave for good.
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Post by naterdawg on Mar 17, 2017 20:03:11 GMT
..when you assume that the séance or exorcism worked... and decide to spend one last night in the house before you leave for good. Poltergeist was especially guilty of this!
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Post by lostinlimbo on Mar 18, 2017 2:26:59 GMT
Your friends ask you to join them in a prank. A "harmless" prank.
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Post by lostinlimbo on Mar 18, 2017 3:01:53 GMT
Checking out your new roommate's bar fridge, you stumble across a rack of tubes with a glowing green substance.
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