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Post by naterdawg on Mar 18, 2017 4:20:22 GMT
More bad ideas in horror films:
(1) when you're investigating a mystery, never break into a doctor's office at night and start looking through files. (2) when you find a mysterious videotape, don't play it. (3) if you have a little boy, don't let him draw...because he'll always draw something horrible. (4) if someone says, "I see dead people," better believe them. (5) don't go for an extended visit to the House of Usher. (6) it's definitely a no-no to ask your European relative, Dr. Acula, for a visit. (7) if your cat suddenly starts hissing, it might be a good idea to get out the wolfbane. (8) if the lights don't work in the basement, DON'T go down, especially alone. (9) if you have sex in a horror film, you'll die. Or you'll be speared together with your partner. (10) if you see little girls jumping rope in slow motion and chanting, "one, two, Freddy's coming for you," walk the other way. Fast. (11) it's probably not a good idea to go swimming in a black lagoon. (12) stay away from wax museums! (13) if your neighbor sleeps in a coffin, it's not a good idea to antagonize him. (14) if you're a practical joker, you'll take a pitchfork to the gullet. (15) don't wear masks by Silver Shamrock. (16) avoid the "free hugs" sign in any Alien movie. (17) if Arnold Swarzenegger is on your team, expect to "get down." (18) Never hire a nanny named Mrs. Baylock. (19) Avoid anyone named "Ygor." (20) holding a seance is probably not a very good idea.
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Post by lostinlimbo on Mar 18, 2017 5:13:08 GMT
you take the detour, after the old man warned away from it.
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Post by northernlad on Mar 18, 2017 17:16:47 GMT
When you find a mysterious puzzle box and you solve it.
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Post by fangirl1975 on Mar 18, 2017 17:17:50 GMT
It's always a mistake to: (1) go skinnydipping at night. (2) go outside when you hear a wolf howling. (3) take a shower when a killer's somewhere around. (4) start running away from the killer because you'll always fall at least once. (5) decide to stay inside a carnival horror house all night. (6) bury your relatives alive in a handy-dandy basement crypt (7) answer Christopher Lee's invitation to dinner. (8) stay in a house with blood dripping from the ceiling. (9) attend a Valentine's dance that hasn't been held since ten people were butchered. (10) make fun of someone who has psychic powers. Not a good idea at ALL. #7's a good one.
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Post by northernlad on Mar 19, 2017 23:45:47 GMT
Go into the woods with two other guys carrying cameras, sound equipment and one of the guys intentionally kicks the map in the creek.
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Post by lostinlimbo on Mar 20, 2017 0:04:39 GMT
When you laugh off being cursed by an upset gypsy.
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Post by kingkoopa on Mar 20, 2017 6:53:31 GMT
Don't ever...EVER...grab a beer from the fridge in the garage.
Lol at the Christopher Lee mention above, good call.
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Post by fangirl1975 on Mar 21, 2017 19:18:09 GMT
you're a guy who meets a cute gal whose dad is a scientist working on a serum to turn people into snakes.
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Post by northernlad on Mar 21, 2017 20:27:06 GMT
You and your working crew take a job removing asbestos from an old psychiatric hospital.
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Post by fangirl1975 on Mar 22, 2017 19:56:43 GMT
More bad ideas in horror films: (1) when you're investigating a mystery, never break into a doctor's office at night and start looking through files. (2) when you find a mysterious videotape, don't play it. (3) if you have a little boy, don't let him draw...because he'll always draw something horrible. (4) if someone says, "I see dead people," better believe them. (5) don't go for an extended visit to the House of Usher. (6) it's definitely a no-no to ask your European relative, Dr. Acula, for a visit. (7) if your cat suddenly starts hissing, it might be a good idea to get out the wolfbane. (8) if the lights don't work in the basement, DON'T go down, especially alone. (9) if you have sex in a horror film, you'll die. Or you'll be speared together with your partner. (10) if you see little girls jumping rope in slow motion and chanting, "one, two, Freddy's coming for you," walk the other way. Fast. (11) it's probably not a good idea to go swimming in a black lagoon. (12) stay away from wax museums! (13) if your neighbor sleeps in a coffin, it's not a good idea to antagonize him. (14) if you're a practical joker, you'll take a pitchfork to the gullet. (15) don't wear masks by Silver Shamrock. (16) avoid the "free hugs" sign in any Alien movie. (17) if Arnold Swarzenegger is on your team, expect to "get down." (18) Never hire a nanny named Mrs. Baylock. (19) Avoid anyone named "Ygor." (20) holding a seance is probably not a very good idea. Related to #18: Your original nanny hangs herself in the middle of your kid's 5th birthday party.
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Post by knodd1 on Mar 23, 2017 8:32:31 GMT
When you hear a baby laughing, even though there is no baby.
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Post by lightseeker86 on May 2, 2017 6:00:54 GMT
A few no one mentioned yet... 1. Chase a serial killer into a toy shop and dawdle while the mentioned killer chants voodoo magic very loudly. 2. Buying a goodguy doll from a peddlar in a back alley. 3. Never looking down occasionally to avoid tripping while running for your life. 4. Working at Crystal Lake after the events of the second movie, seriously what the hell? 5. Giving your pregnant wife Ephemoral(hope its spelled right) just to see what will happen. 6. Making any computer smarter than you. 7. Getting head while driving at night. Leads to bad things. 8. Reciting strange texts from a book in the middle of the woods. 9. Saying an urban legend's name three times in front of a mirror. 10. Having your full name and address in the phone book in the 80's. 11. My personal fave, to seperate from the group during a crisis. 12. To turn on all the lights when you suspect someone is outside looking at you. 13. To have sex at all apparently. 14. To use a sacred indian burial ground expecting good results. 15. Not having an olympian athlete's stamina when running for your life. I'll try to think up more.
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Post by Captain Spencer on May 2, 2017 18:57:11 GMT
When you hear Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear the Reaper" playing on your way to a night of babysitting. A person may also be in trouble if they hear the John Denver song "Rocky Mountain High" when alone.
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Post by maxwellperfect on May 2, 2017 22:44:20 GMT
....your car breaks down while traveling.
...your'e a tourist in a foreign country (or some backwoods part of your native country) and you decide to go to some spot not listed on tourist maps.
...you hear someone make any mention whatsoever about an orphanage or insane asylum.
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Post by chalk2 on May 2, 2017 23:26:22 GMT
A pug ugly girl's Gym Teacher grabs your prick you stuck through a hole in the Girl's Shower and starts pulling. Oh yeah, that's supposed to be a comedy called Porky's. Hey! You be a guy who has something like that tugging on you as if they're competing in a Tug-O'-War competition and come back and tell me it wasn't like the nightmare of a horror!
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Post by Lebowskidoo 🦞 on Oct 24, 2020 20:44:34 GMT
...you're doomed!
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Post by Lebowskidoo 🦞 on Oct 24, 2020 20:46:56 GMT
You say "Ill be right back."
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Post by masterofallgoons on Oct 24, 2020 21:43:52 GMT
...you're not the 1st or 2nd credited in the cast list.
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Post by Geddy on Oct 24, 2020 21:57:42 GMT
Your son writes something backwards on a door in your room.
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