Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster respond to prayers?

The Herald Erjen Revered Member @theheralderjen Posts: 26,411 Likes: 12,846	Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster respond to prayers? May 27, 2018 3:15:04 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Herald Erjen on May 27, 2018 3:15:04 GMT That's right, kiddies. It's Parody Night.
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Deleted Deleted Member @Deleted Posts: 0 Likes:	Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster respond to prayers? May 27, 2018 21:01:09 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 27, 2018 21:01:09 GMT Yes, but the response is always in some way connected to some form of sauce.

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Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster respond to prayers? May 27, 2018 21:06:17 GMT

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Yes, but the response is always in some way connected to some form of sauce.

Dear lord, please make my day a good one and bless Aunty Marjorie.

For thirty seconds cabonara sauce rains from the sky.

I am writing this under appreciable mental strain.

Jonesy1 Junior Member @jonesy1 Posts: 4,643 Likes: 3,011	Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster respond to prayers? May 27, 2018 21:51:17 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jonesy1 on May 27, 2018 21:51:17 GMT Well if the prayer is for extra parmesan then yes.
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theauxphou Elite Member I watch Seinfeld and listen to depeche mode and make sarcastic comments on the net @theauxphou Posts: 24,442 Likes: 10,864	Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster respond to prayers? May 28, 2018 4:14:48 GMT Jonesy1 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by theauxphou on May 28, 2018 4:14:48 GMT I'm not sure, but I'll have to talk to my local pasta.

Arlon10 Senior Member What's a status? @arlon10 Posts: 9,470 Likes: 1,241	Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster respond to prayers? May 28, 2018 8:42:50 GMT The Herald Erjen likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Arlon10 on May 28, 2018 8:42:50 GMT I've heard his response to grace before meals is unusual.
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Deleted Deleted Member @Deleted Posts: 0 Likes:	Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster respond to prayers? May 28, 2018 14:40:22 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 28, 2018 14:40:22 GMT all of these responses made me lol 😂

Deleted Deleted Member @Deleted Posts: 0 Likes:	Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster respond to prayers? May 28, 2018 15:36:52 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 28, 2018 15:36:52 GMT only on Mondays between 14:04 and 14:45

johnblutarsky Junior Member @johnblutarsky Posts: 4,335 Likes: 3,337	Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster respond to prayers? May 30, 2018 15:47:37 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by johnblutarsky on May 30, 2018 15:47:37 GMT When I go to Olive Garden, I pray for endless breadsticks and salad.
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