Post by drystyx on Jun 1, 2018 1:38:08 GMT
Does the cross stop vampires? That's the debate. So, we decided to find out.
The closest thing we could find to blood suckers were vampire bats and great white sharks.
So, my team captured 200 God fearing cross bearing Republicans and 200 God hating extremist Democrats who wouldn't let a cross near their body, and tied 100 of each down in two places, a cave full of vampire bats, and an ocean floor full of great white sharks.
We made sure the cross bearers had their crosses tied above them, and extra crosses all over their bodies.
After a month, we went into both places and found 396 subjects dead, 200 of which apparently drowned, and 196 of whom died of thirst or exposure.
All four survivors had crosses in the cave, which somehow they used to scoop up some water.
So, we conclude that crosses do help somewhat against vampires, but not in the water.
Awaiting my Nobel prize nomination.
The closest thing we could find to blood suckers were vampire bats and great white sharks.
So, my team captured 200 God fearing cross bearing Republicans and 200 God hating extremist Democrats who wouldn't let a cross near their body, and tied 100 of each down in two places, a cave full of vampire bats, and an ocean floor full of great white sharks.
We made sure the cross bearers had their crosses tied above them, and extra crosses all over their bodies.
After a month, we went into both places and found 396 subjects dead, 200 of which apparently drowned, and 196 of whom died of thirst or exposure.
All four survivors had crosses in the cave, which somehow they used to scoop up some water.
So, we conclude that crosses do help somewhat against vampires, but not in the water.
Awaiting my Nobel prize nomination.
