Why I watch MCU movies

That is indeed the big question. If DC-Fan thinks that most Marvel movies and TV shows are boring and crappy, why does he keep watching them? As far as I know, nobody is forcing him to watch anything. Here are the only answers to this apparent enigma that I can dream up:

1. He is a professional film and television critic for a major publication, and he was (much against his will) assigned to cover everything Marvel-related that exists. Odds that this is the real answer? 1/10

2. He has been kidnapped by a homicidal lunatic, who has locked him in a seemingly inescapable chamber, threatening him and explaining that he cannot escape until he watches everything Marvel-related that exists. He will, in fact, escape, one day and will sell his memoirs, which critics will call a cross of Saw and Mystery Science Theater 3000, to make millions. The film adaptation will be directed by Steven Spielberg and star Tom Cruise as DC-Fan. Odds that this is the real answer? 3/10

3. He is the Archangel Gabriel, sent from On High to warn us about the terrors of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, which will destroy all civilization as we know it for some reason we cannot yet fathom. Odds that this is the real answer? .5/10

4. He is the Atticus Finch of film-criticism, with a firm moral sense that the Marvel movies are ruining Cinema (with a capital C). He is conscientious, honest, and fair, and he watches these movies to take the pain on himself. For that matter, he may also be Jesus, taking upon himself the sins of the world. Cross-reference with Option 3 and let the Heavenly Choirs duke it out among themselves. Odds? Non-existent.

5. He is a troll. Odds? 7/10

6. He secretly loves the Marvel movies and TV shows but feels guilty about it for unknown reasons, so he attempts to assuage the guilt by lambasting everything Marvel-related that exists. Odds? 9.99/10 Cross-reference with Option 5.