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Oh for crying out loud, another thing to worry about! Whats next?!

I once was out alone on February 31st,
after having drunk so much that I was parched with thirst
after having eaten, so I’d be a hungry man,
and after having realized that my Christian name is Anne.

I turned and looked around and then descended up the stair,
charging down the altar to my yacht in Herald Square,
and breathed the gentle fragrance of this mighty Kansan ocean,
when suddenly I noticed just the world’s greatest commotion!

As you haven’t not forgotten, well, it was the thirty-first,
and from that mighty ocean all the fish began to burst:
they came upon the land and sang and danced the night away,
discussing points of politics, and opera, and croquet.

Then I saw the trees grow out their wings and start to fly—
one determined fella bleated out the cheer banzai—
and all the birds up in the air, they started growing gills
and took up fishy residence within the gravelled hills.

In truth, my friend, I have to say, it’s something to behold—
true, it’s truly true—it’s true!—those true things that I told!—
when fish can dance and birds can prance and everything’s reversed,
the morning of the night of February 31st!

Am pretty sure that the feeling would be reciprocated if an Octopus ever encountered you. 

but THIS one is just kinda creepy … yes ?

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The Case of the Incredible Growing  Octopi ! 

Not only are they used to slap people with, but sometimes they do the slapping themselves.



Or even slap each other.