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Post by Rodney Farber on Oct 1, 2018 15:33:02 GMT
After God turned her to salt? Did she go to Heaven? Hell? Purgatory? Poughkeepsie? Where is she today?
And what about all the other people God killed, like the 42 boys that Jehovah mauled with bears, or the millions of people killed by Yahweh's flood?
And speaking of the flood, didn't anyone besides Noah have a boat?
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Oct 1, 2018 15:37:07 GMT
1. She's dead 2. They're dead 3. They still died
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Post by Winter_King on Oct 1, 2018 15:47:05 GMT
She is still there as a pillar of salt. Or so they say.
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Post by Vegas on Oct 1, 2018 15:55:06 GMT
Whatever happened to Lot's wife?
After God turned her to salt?
They kept her in the kitchen.... and shaved a little bit of her off in to their meals for seasoning.
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Post by thefleetsin on Oct 1, 2018 16:01:16 GMT
she went into the wholesale furnishings business.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Oct 1, 2018 16:03:30 GMT
Whatever happened to Lot's wife?
After God turned her to salt?
They kept her in the kitchen.... and shaved a little bit of her off in to their meals for seasoning. BRILLIANT!
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Oct 1, 2018 16:05:44 GMT
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Oct 1, 2018 16:06:00 GMT
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Post by general313 on Oct 1, 2018 16:06:38 GMT
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Post by lowtacks86 on Oct 1, 2018 16:50:05 GMT
She became the world's worst sex doll
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Post by clusium on Oct 1, 2018 17:21:35 GMT
After God turned her to salt? Did she go to Heaven? Hell? Purgatory? Poughkeepsie? Where is she today?
And what about all the other people God killed, like the 42 boys that Jehovah mauled with bears, or the millions of people killed by Yahweh's flood?
And speaking of the flood, didn't anyone besides Noah have a boat?
Who says that it was God Who Turned her into salt? All it says is that she "looked back & became a pillar of salt." If you read Genesis chapter 19 carefully, you will notice that it was probably a volcano that destroyed Sodom & Gomorrah. No doubt, you are probably thinking "So what?" Well, let us take into account another ancient city (albeit far, far, more recent than Sodom, Gomorrah, & other vicinities in the area) that had been destroyed by a volcano: Pompeii. In the years since the ruins of Pompeii had been discovered, archeologists have uncovered the bodies of people that had been killed by the volcano. They were all encased in salt-encrusting shells, preserving their remains. Therefore, that explains Mrs. Lot's fate: she hesitated to escape watching the horror of her home & former neighbours being destroyed, & before she knew it, she was overcome by toxic vapours & salt encrusting crystals all over her body.
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Post by Isapop on Oct 1, 2018 17:35:59 GMT
Whatever happened to Lot's wife?
After God turned her to salt?
They kept her in the kitchen.... and shaved a little bit of her off in to their meals for seasoning. You mean like, "Pass the mom"?
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Post by Catman on Oct 1, 2018 17:39:50 GMT
She founded Morton Salt.
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Post by maya55555 on Oct 1, 2018 22:22:05 GMT
IT Rained!!!
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Post by goz on Oct 2, 2018 1:54:29 GMT
Wow, that is a Lot of salt!
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Post by Rodney Farber on Oct 2, 2018 2:18:16 GMT
1. She's dead 2. They're dead 3. They still died Yes, they;re dead. But if you're a theist and you believe in live-after-death, where did they go? Did God kill them just to let them go to Heaven? Death is not much of a punishment if you immediately go to Heaven.
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Post by maya55555 on Oct 2, 2018 2:21:12 GMT
gozzy
U sooo funnie!
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Post by CoolJGS☺ on Oct 2, 2018 2:25:39 GMT
1. She's dead 2. They're dead 3. They still died Yes, they;re dead. But if you're a theist and you believe in live-after-death, where did they go? Did God kill them just to let them go to Heaven? Death is not much of a punishment if you immediately go to Heaven. There's life and there's death. From what we know, they're dead. You would have to explain to me why anyone of them would go to heaven. Otherwise, my answer is sufficient.
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Post by President Ackbar™ on Oct 2, 2018 2:29:39 GMT
Wow, that is a Lot of salt!
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Post by Rodney Farber on Oct 2, 2018 11:25:35 GMT
There's life and there's death. From what we know, they're dead.You would have to explain to me why anyone of them would go to heaven. Otherwise, my answer is sufficient. So, if I interpret your belief: In the Old Testament, bad people simply die, but good people go to Heaven. Under the New Testament, bad people spend eternity in Hell. In what year did the rules change?
Other than a two thousand year-old book of folklore, where's your explanation that anyone goes to Heaven?
Who is "we"? From what I know, everyone born before 1890 is just like Mozart: decomposing.
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