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Post by Hauntedknight87 on Oct 5, 2018 13:57:14 GMT
*Inspired by Skaathar action movie thread. Figured with it being October I'd go with a Horror movie theme!* Like we're all in a Haunted Mansion or in a cabin in the woods with a masked killer. Who would survive? Who would die? The ackbars are definitely the comedic relief!
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Oct 5, 2018 13:59:22 GMT
I’d fake my death and come in flaming-poison-daggers blazing later!
And then get killed for real, Like immediately, to great comedic effect.
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Post by politicidal on Oct 5, 2018 15:29:17 GMT
Lord Death Man is a red herring for the real killer.
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Post by Skaathar on Oct 5, 2018 17:00:47 GMT
Comic sidekicks like DC-Fan will probably get killed off early. Emo characters like thenewnexus and summers8 don't survive long either. The ackbars mostly die off but one of them is probably the killer, or at the very least an ally of the killer or gets possessed by the horror to become its avatar. Tristan is the cranky old man whom everyone thinks is the killer but is actually not. Hauntedknight and Salmazak are the peacekeepers who try to keep everyone together but slowly keep getting more and more stressed till they're almost at their breaking point. LordDeathMan is the carefree guy in the corner drinking from a whiskey bottle and not caring one whit whether he gets killed or not, preferring to just laugh at everyone.
As for me, I'm perfectly happy to be the first one killed off... then come back and haunt everyone.
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Post by Nalkarj on Oct 5, 2018 17:27:17 GMT
1. Brilliant.
2. I’m stealing the concept and writing this up.
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Post by Hauntedknight87 on Oct 5, 2018 17:35:59 GMT
I feel like the Haunted Mansion scenario would be a lot more fun because of the crazy antics we would all get ourselves into.
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Oct 5, 2018 17:53:25 GMT
I could see Colden being invulnerable, while everyone around him gets hilariously slaughtered.
Salzmank would def be an architect of personal horrors.
Tristan would slowly, yet incessantly pursue Raptor to torture him in his dungeon, echoing “little pony, time for a ride.”
Raptor would dial in from his offsite lair with his dukes up, rock ‘em sock ‘em robot avatar style.
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Oct 5, 2018 17:57:59 GMT
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Post by Nalkarj on Oct 5, 2018 17:59:03 GMT
I could see Colden being invulnerable, while everyone around him gets hilariously slaughtered. Salzmank would def be an architect of personal horrors. Tristan would slowly, yet incessantly pursue Raptor to torture him in his dungeon, echoing “little pony, time for a ride.” Raptor would dial in from his offsite lair with his dukes up, rock ‘em sock ‘em robot avatar style. Oh my.
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Post by Skaathar on Oct 5, 2018 18:28:34 GMT
Ok, let me put more detail in my narrative.
1. DC-Fan - comic relief, complaining about every silly little thing. Killed off early. 2. thenewnexus and summers8 - emo characters, overly pessimistic. Predicting the worst possible death for everyone. Killed off fairly early. 3. King Kong Brady - stereotypical loud-mouthed jock. Picks up a baseball bat and tries to fight the horror on his own... ends up getting killed in one of the grizzliest scenes midway through the movie. 4. Hauntedknight and Salzmank - peacekeepers, tries to keep everyone to work together. Slowly starts getting stressed more and more throughout the movie till they break, possibly being the cause of other people's deaths. Only one of them has a chance at surviving, but not without being severely traumatized. 5. Tristan - cranky old man, has no problems saying mean things to anyone he dislikes. Everyone thinks he's the killer.... but turns out he isn't. Survives till late in the movie then has one of the more brutal deaths. 6. Lord Death Man - laid back guy, keeps telling people to chill. Prefers to get drunk on a bottle and laughs at everyone's death. Has a decent chance at being one of the survivors.... or just falls into a hole and breaks his neck. 7. The Ackbars - cheerleading squad. Most of them are killed off randomly throughout the movie. One of them has the chance to be the movie's leading man/lady and survive till the end. One of them is probably the killer, or at the very least gets possessed by the horror and becomes its avatar. 8. JudgeJosephDredd - straight A character. Always tries to do the right thing even if it makes him a bit preachy. Has a chance at being a survivor... or gets murdered by one of the other people. 9. Coldenfield - wild card. Can die early, can survive, can ally with the horror to kill off people, can backstab others to save himself, can end up helping others when needed. Unknown entity. 10. Seahawkskraawk00 - jaded old police officer. Tries to take charge of the situation, calls out people acting unruly, is not above bullying people to get them in line. Probably gets killed with one of the others pushing him in front of the killer. 11. Merh - kindly older lady. Has a tattoo on her lower back speaking of a wilder youth. Is always ready to give words of wisdom or a smack on the head. Has a good chance of actually being the killer disguised in sheep's clothing.
Who else did I miss?
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Post by Skaathar on Oct 5, 2018 18:37:08 GMT
12. SW: The Blue Morphic TriLoki- optimist. Tries to convince people that the killer is just a misunderstood spirit/person that just needs someone to listen to their problem. Gets killed while trying to talk peace with the killer.
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Oct 5, 2018 18:41:27 GMT
12. SW: The Blue Morphic TriLoki- optimist. Tries to convince people that the killer is just a misunderstood spirit/person that just needs someone to listen to their problem. Gets killed while trying to talk peace with the killer.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2018 18:48:37 GMT
An excerpt from the screenplay!
INTERIOR: DARK BASEMENT.
The basement is dimly lit by a solitary candle, flickering, casting dancing shadows upon the walls. COLDENHAULFIELD enters, shivering. There's an inaudible whisper in the furthest, darkest corner.
COLDEN: Innit?
The whisper answers, louder, but still a muddled hiss of jumbled syllables. COLDEN steps closer.
COLDEN: Raptor? Is that you, mang?
A shadowy figure emerges behind him. COLDEN is unaware as a bony hand reaches out for him. It's clutching something... A rolled up COMIC BOOK.
COLDEN reaches the corner and discovers... Nothing. He exhales in relief.
COLDEN: It innit.
Just then the figure stabs COLDEN with the rolled up comic. COLDEN turns, breathless...
COLDEN: Former SamHDHDHDGRFSFHHDGFHDHDMMM?! Innit?
The figure steps into the light. It's the ghost of FORMER SAM.
FORMER SAM: Clearly, you're ashamed of comics!
COLDEN with his dying breath utters one last phrase...
COLDEN: You should've... Been... A... Blow... Job.... Innit?
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Post by Skaathar on Oct 5, 2018 19:22:24 GMT
Next we can figure out what folklore horror creature each poster here is most like. Who's a vampire, who's the werewolf, who's Frankenstein's monster, etc.
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Post by summers8 on Oct 5, 2018 19:34:34 GMT
mcu fans are scared of horror
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Oct 5, 2018 19:38:03 GMT
mcu fans are scared of horror Isn’t that, like, the point, or whatever?
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Oct 5, 2018 19:39:18 GMT
Next we can figure out what folklore horror creature each poster here is most like. Who's a vampire, who's the werewolf, who's Frankenstein's monster, etc. Who wants to bet there’ll be a fight over the Krampus??
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2018 21:02:59 GMT
Next we can figure out what folklore horror creature each poster here is most like. Who's a vampire, who's the werewolf, who's Frankenstein's monster, etc. Well... My name is Count Ackula, so... Obviously, I'm a perfect choice for werewolf!
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Post by No Morpho, Only Bánh mì on Oct 5, 2018 21:10:16 GMT
Next we can figure out what folklore horror creature each poster here is most like. Who's a vampire, who's the werewolf, who's Frankenstein's monster, etc. Well... My name is Count Ackula, so... Obviously, I'm a perfect choice for werewolf! Also a ringer for creature from the mon callagoon
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2018 21:19:32 GMT
Well... My name is Count Ackula, so... Obviously, I'm a perfect choice for werewolf! Also a ringer for creature from the mon callagoon Thats about to be my brand new user name!
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