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Post by maya55555 on Dec 23, 2019 18:12:29 GMT
Just remember there were no dikes hurt during the making of this video.
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Post by Catman on Dec 23, 2019 18:16:21 GMT
I did not say "they may as well die and decrease the surplus population". I said "they may as well diet and create a superior situation". Keep in mind that the National Diet Building often gets destroyed in Godzilla movies.
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Post by drystyx on Dec 25, 2019 16:21:10 GMT
You won't believe what happened to me last night!
I was visited by three ghosts! Four if you count Jacob, so I guess four ghosts!
Saw all kinds of visions until the last one, when I tipped over the bed and knocked down some sort of camera device that looked to show reruns of my dreams. I guess my brain recorded the whole thing.
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Post by The Herald Erjen on Dec 25, 2019 16:48:03 GMT
You won't believe what happened to me last night! I was visited by three ghosts! Four if you count Jacob, so I guess four ghosts! Saw all kinds of visions until the last one, when I tipped over the bed and knocked down some sort of camera device that looked to show reruns of my dreams. I guess my brain recorded the whole thing. If you saw a vision of your future I hope it was something nice. We don't want to have to play the "Thank You Very Much" song for you.
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Post by Catman on Dec 25, 2019 23:05:48 GMT
It should be played anyway!
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Post by drystyx on Oct 20, 2020 21:59:51 GMT
It's odd, but it looks like my clerk is trying to do it again this year. I fired him before he became eligible for his pension, but he was an essential employee, so I hired him back, because I couldn't bear the thought of him getting all that unemployment money and maybe being able to take his family into the same restaurant I go to.
He and Bob are fiddling around with some video equipment again. I saw them auditioning actors, some with big beards, some with cloaks covering their faces. Don't know what they're auditioning for.
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Post by maya55555 on Oct 21, 2020 0:13:42 GMT
It's odd, but it looks like my clerk is trying to do it again this year. I fired him before he became eligible for his pension, but he was an essential employee, so I hired him back, because I couldn't bear the thought of him getting all that unemployment money and maybe being able to take his family into the same restaurant I go to. He and Bob are fiddling around with some video equipment again. I saw them auditioning actors, some with big beards, some with cloaks covering their faces. Don't know what they're auditioning for. Are they going to Lancaster, Pa.?
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Post by drystyx on Dec 8, 2020 4:41:02 GMT
Some asshole just told Bob that minimum wage was more than .30 an hour! Now he probably thinks he should get a raise.
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Post by drystyx on Dec 20, 2020 6:02:44 GMT
They've been doing this three years in a row now. I caught the actor playing the spirit of Christmas present in a show the other day, and he asked me how I liked life, and if life liked me. I know it's him.
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Post by politicidal on Dec 21, 2020 22:20:53 GMT
They've been doing this three years in a row now. I caught the actor playing the spirit of Christmas present in a show the other day, and he asked me how I liked life, and if life liked me. I know it's him. You should invite him over and interrogate the chap.
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Post by Catman on Dec 21, 2020 22:23:33 GMT
Catman is beginning to sense a pattern here.
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Post by drystyx on Dec 24, 2020 17:56:42 GMT
Those two guys wanting money for lazy people came in again today, wanting a stimulus package to keep people alive. They said the poorhouses were full of a virus, and I was supposed to help by donating money to give them separate rooms and social distance. But these two guys weren't wearing masks, and I was wearing a mask.
My clerk won't wear a mask, and now his son, Tim, is in the hospital, dying, and I'm supposed to donate a hundred thousand dollars to keep him alive on some machine.
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Post by drystyx on Dec 10, 2021 0:59:59 GMT
I saw the person they have playing my ex partner in a movie yesterday. He was refusing to build a bridge, then he wanted to build a bridge, then he stopped William Holden from blowing up the bridge, and even helped kill William Holden, then he blew up the bridge. WTF?
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Post by politicidal on Dec 21, 2021 3:48:37 GMT
Catman is beginning to sense a pattern here. You catch on pretty quick.
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Post by Stammerhead on Dec 21, 2021 22:54:22 GMT
Theyβre on their wayβ¦
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Post by drystyx on Dec 22, 2021 1:23:42 GMT
Those two guys begged for money again today, for the poor. So I googled and found out we still have prisons, but I can't find the work houses. I wonder if a stable work house would be a good investment now?
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