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Post by deembastille on Mar 31, 2019 17:08:37 GMT
Let's get ready for SPRRRINGGG Toyota commercial with that RUMBLE caller guy. But he isn't the reason why it's obnoxious. That beach waved moron redhead is.
The Sonic commercials with those Big Bang Theory twits (not the actual actors from the show but they are just as cantankerous). To tip it all off, there is no Sonic in NYC so why bother?
And the Flo commercial with her being/not being the maid. I'm not the maid I'm just here all the time, lurking around corners and behind refrigerators!
Although, the Jamie ones are making him less pathetic.
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Post by Catman on Mar 31, 2019 19:46:30 GMT
Catman has loathed Jan the Toyota woman ever since that lie-detector commercial years ago. And when she killed that poor iguana with her spiked heel, well, that was just too much.
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Post by deembastille on Apr 5, 2019 10:42:56 GMT
And HERE I go AGAIN on my own.
That hipster groom moron and that imbecile still choosing to marry him. The construction worker can stay. He makes sense.
The yard sale "lawyers" who harass Geico's gecko. If it's in the yard then it's. FOR sale. With those stupid pointing fingers!
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Post by deembastille on Jun 23, 2019 2:46:19 GMT
Not a commercial (yet) but almost ads on mts subway cars and busses from a Brooklyn based company called Dame.
MTA denied their ads as appropriate for publication on the cars and busses because they --get this-- are a woman sex toy company and the ads show the toys along with the big bold words : sex toy!
So the MTA downvoted them because obv: kids ride mass transit and no elementary school kid needs to know such things. Sorry, they don't. They already know so much they shouldn't already.
And the freaking company is suing MTA for breach of first amendment. FVK you.
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Post by amyghost on Jun 23, 2019 16:12:01 GMT
Every Liberty Mutual ad except the first Limu Emu and Doug one, which I think is pretty funny, especially since they're dead-on with the 70's 'action theme' music. I cannot stand the stupid 'witness protection' one they've been running, which makes no sense at all.
Next two biggest gripes are those asinine 'free free free' Turbo Tax ads (especially the dad and son football one), and the Charmin ad where Mom and Dad Bear are refusing to pick up a pair of underpants off of the bathroom floor, presumably because they fear that they're totally encrusted in fecal matter, until Junior Bear comes in waving his butt around and rapping about how his hiney is Charmin clean. I really needed to know that.
Any and all 'we'll pay you a lump sum of cash for your structured settlement/annuity' ads. How many freaking people are out there getting payouts for some court case anyway? I want a piece of that.
Any and all drug company ads. Especially the ones featuring animated bladders and animated women on antidepressants who look as if they might be about to have a psychotic break at any moment.
Clearly, I've been giving too much thought to this subject.
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Post by Catman on Jun 23, 2019 18:12:01 GMT
amyghost, wouldn't having your bladder removed and made sentient mean you'd never need to pee again? Surely the woman could let the damn thing go to the bathroom alone rather than being dragged along with it.
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Post by amyghost on Jun 23, 2019 21:55:23 GMT
amyghost , wouldn't having your bladder removed and made sentient mean you'd never need to pee again? Surely the woman could let the damn thing go to the bathroom alone rather than being dragged along with it.  It's beyond me why she doesn't just kick the little pink pest into the nearest body of water. After all, being a bladder, it should just float away and maybe leave her in peace.
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Post by deembastille on Jun 26, 2019 22:37:52 GMT
amyghost , wouldn't having your bladder removed and made sentient mean you'd never need to pee again? Surely the woman could let the damn thing go to the bathroom alone rather than being dragged along with it. :D It's beyond me why she doesn't just kick the little pink pest into the nearest body of water. After all, being a bladder, it should just float away and maybe leave her in peace. Do you know nothing about the basics of the human body? Without a bladder we'd be needing a slash every 5 minutes. With one we could go hours, depending. So what's the point of a bladder if it behaves as if we don't have one to begin with???
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Post by amyghost on Jun 27, 2019 12:24:36 GMT
It's beyond me why she doesn't just kick the little pink pest into the nearest body of water. After all, being a bladder, it should just float away and maybe leave her in peace. Do you know nothing about the basics of the human body? Without a bladder we'd be needing a slash every 5 minutes. With one we could go hours, depending. So what's the point of a bladder if it behaves as if we don't have one to begin with???  What I love about many of those pharma commercials is the fact that I suspect these drug companies figure we probably don't know jack about a lot of the basics of the human body.
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Post by deembastille on Jun 27, 2019 15:27:06 GMT
Do you know nothing about the basics of the human body? Without a bladder we'd be needing a slash every 5 minutes. With one we could go hours, depending. So what's the point of a bladder if it behaves as if we don't have one to begin with??? (rofl) What I love about many of those pharma commercials is the fact that I suspect these drug companies figure we probably don't know jack about a lot of the basics of the human body. If you or someone you love died from XYZ... How can I sue anybody if I'm dead?
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Post by amyghost on Jun 27, 2019 15:53:22 GMT
What I love about many of those pharma commercials is the fact that I suspect these drug companies figure we probably don't know jack about a lot of the basics of the human body. If you or someone you love died from XYZ... How can I sue anybody if I'm dead? If you were actually going to get the kind of money those lawyer ads are promising, you'd find a way . I hate those ads, though. Every time I see a new pharmaceutical ad, I think 'here goes, next year the law firm of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe will be telling you how you can get mutlti-million dollar compensation for the latest wonder drug that made your hair fall out, gave you erectile dysfunction, caused your bladder to run off and join the foreign legion, made you glow in the dark, and then killed you or someone you love'. I'm no friend of the drug companies--they probably deserve at least 90% of the lawsuits that are aimed at them, and they're robbers besides--but a fair number of these legal ads come off sounding as scammy and scummy as the people they're litigating against. It's a sad world, alright.
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Post by Ass_E9 on Sept 9, 2019 17:56:09 GMT
It's been running for about a year in some shape or form, but
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Post by deembastille on Sept 18, 2019 10:24:03 GMT
I can't stand the spectrum mobile commercial with that stupid girl running from all these people in the bright color shirts and they want her phone. Her running all over the place, never once putting her phone away!
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