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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2019 8:58:13 GMT
Left: human engineered banana. Right: actual banana.  |
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Post by rizdek on Jun 10, 2019 9:13:32 GMT
I find most bananas that are just right for eating don't peal so well by pulling on the handy "tab" at the top. Generally that just causes the top of the banana inside to just squish as you pull and turn that tab. Maybe God really meant for us to peel it from the top...which is the bottom. But, unfortunately for God who designed it with a tab at the top, he neglected to instruct the primates who, apparently, would just bite through the peeling and eat the contents.
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Post by Isapop on Jun 10, 2019 11:14:31 GMT
Geez! I liked this because I thought it was a funny parody. Turns out he's serious.
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Post by Zos on Jun 10, 2019 13:30:07 GMT
I'm convinced.
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Post by general313 on Jun 10, 2019 14:10:47 GMT
Geez! I liked this because I thought it was a funny parody. Turns out he's serious. If the banana is proof of God's existence then the pineapple is proof of Satan's.
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Post by Rodney Farber on Jun 10, 2019 14:25:07 GMT
There are billions of items on this planet. The probability that at least one of them fit the human hand is just a coincidence. Why doesn't the pineapple (or avocado) fit the human hand? Did Yahweh want us to just eat bananas?
On the other hand, the banana is proof of evolution. The human hand evolved to fit the banana.
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Post by Isapop on Jun 10, 2019 14:25:24 GMT
Geez! I liked this because I thought it was a funny parody. Turns out he's serious. If the banana is proof of God's existence then the pineapple is proof of Satan's. For me, canned peas proved Satan's existence long ago. I love fresh pineapple, and my daughter got me a pineapple slicer for Christmas. It's great. It works like a corkscrew. But instead of pulling out a cork, you pull out a neat stack of pineapple rings without the core.
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Post by Catman on Jun 10, 2019 17:26:42 GMT
He's do better if he focused on the perfection of cats and their enslavement of humanity.
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Post by lowtacks86 on Jun 10, 2019 17:29:31 GMT
A diet cola that acutally tastes good?
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Post by Winter_King on Jun 12, 2019 9:31:31 GMT
Interesting. I know of another object that was perfectly designed to fit into the human hand and human mouth but Christians often tell me that sort of thing is unnatural and contrary to what God intended.
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Post by FilmFlaneur on Jun 12, 2019 19:16:07 GMT
No one seems to raise the point, using commensurate logic that, since God is apparently perfect for us (ie what He does in perfection is allegedly just right for mankind and we have a special place in His creation etc) then God must, er, be designed. Funny that.
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Post by goz on Jun 13, 2019 21:15:12 GMT
No one seems to raise the point, using commensurate logic that, since God is apparently perfect for us (ie what He does in perfection is allegedly just right for mankind and we have a special place in His creation etc) then God must, er, be designed. Funny that. So who designed the designer? Does God have a God? Ask Arlon. He seems to know about these things!
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Post by general313 on Jun 13, 2019 22:33:07 GMT
No one seems to raise the point, using commensurate logic that, since God is apparently perfect for us (ie what He does in perfection is allegedly just right for mankind and we have a special place in His creation etc) then God must, er, be designed. Funny that. So who designed the designer? Does God have a God? Ask Arlon. He seems to know about these things! If you do that you'll likely get a rehash of his "explaining the color green to a blind person" analogy.
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Post by goz on Jun 13, 2019 22:49:41 GMT
So who designed the designer? Does God have a God? Ask Arlon. He seems to know about these things! If you do that you'll likely get a rehash of his "explaining the color green to a blind person" analogy. 
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