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Post by Sulla on Aug 2, 2019 3:09:14 GMT
The one I disliked the most is a low-budget film called High Yellow (1965). For those who don't know, the term "High Yellow" is an archaic and derogatory name for someone of mixed black and white races. The movie is extremely boring. I just learned the whole thing is on YouTube with comments disabled.
The movie is memorable for me because when I was about 13, I watched it in the federal prison in Lorton, Virginia. My friend (who lived near the prison) and I rode our bikes there one Friday night. We knew one of the top prison guards who went to our church and he let us in. We sat on benches with the prisoners who didn't say anything or pay any attention to us, probably because the guards were nearby. Nowadays they would never allow such a thing. It was indeed a different time. After suffering through that crappy movie, I remember thinking "now I really hope I never get sent to prison."
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Post by cynthiagreen on Aug 2, 2019 11:09:20 GMT
I usually say DANCER IN THE DARK, but in truth I think I fast forwarded through the second half, so maybe REVOLUTION .... although THE MATRIX is up there for me and the film FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS completely sucked all the joy from one of the funniest books ever written. For a classic era stinker look no further than THE IRON PETTICOAT.
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Post by Raimo47 on Aug 2, 2019 12:14:52 GMT
An American Werewolf in London
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Post by leroybrown2 on Aug 2, 2019 23:44:44 GMT
The Postman (1997) with Kevin Costner
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Post by moviemouth on Aug 2, 2019 23:49:12 GMT
Scary Movie 5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2019 23:55:24 GMT
This beauty. The intro gives you a taste of how gloriously bad it is
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Post by FridayOnElmStreet on Aug 3, 2019 0:28:00 GMT
I think everyone hates that film. I do as well and I really liked the first 4.
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Post by moviemouth on Aug 3, 2019 0:33:51 GMT
I think everyone hates that film. I do as well and I really liked the first 4. I think the first 2 are funny, but not 3 and 4.
With that being said, all 4 of those are masterpieces compared to Scary Movie 5. It is one of the few movies where I was amused all the way through because of how bad it is. I never laughed at any of the "jokes," but was laughing to myself imagining a room full of monkeys writing this crap.
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Post by Anonymous Andy on Jul 21, 2020 12:01:01 GMT
An American Werewolf in London What in the actual fuck
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Post by dwightmachinehead on Jul 21, 2020 12:11:54 GMT
Ghostbusters (2016). It's had its fair share of hate but I was pretty fair on it, I didn't like the online nonsense surrounding it and I thought, well Egon's dead an all girl Ghostbusters, that doesn't bother me. Anyway I saw it on Tv a couple years later and it was painfully unfunny, the PK meters were shaped like vaginas, and poor Chris Hemsworth. I couldn't make it to the end. It made me sad for the original.
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Post by sadsaak on Jul 21, 2020 12:14:59 GMT
Atlas Shrugged: Part III
I downloaded it for free from Pirate Bay and even then thought that I was being over charged.
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Post by dirtypillows on Jul 21, 2020 21:07:22 GMT
Actually that almost looks like it could be fun. But maybe not.
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Post by dirtypillows on Jul 21, 2020 21:16:19 GMT
I usually say DANCER IN THE DARK, but in truth I think I fast forwarded through the second half, so maybe REVOLUTION .... although THE MATRIX is up there for me and the film FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS completely sucked all the joy from one of the funniest books ever written. For a classic era stinker look no further than THE IRON PETTICOAT. I also hated "Dancer in the Dark" with a passion. The Bjork character was annoying beyond all reason. If she hasn't been so damn dense it might have been easy to feel sympathy for her character, but as it was filmed, her character was very unsympathetic right up to the end. She wouldn't listen to anybody. God! And "The Matrix" is in my top ten least favorite films. To me it was so confusing. I couldn't follow the plot at all. I am perfectly willing to admit that maybe the movie is just not for me. But my all-time worst movie is without a doubt "Manos: Hands of Fate". I swear that movie took a piece of my soul from me. Mind numbingly awful. I don't think the movie is even 75 minutes long, but it felt like four and a half hours. It was like being forced to experience somebody else's bad trip.
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Post by twothousandonemark on Jul 21, 2020 22:27:51 GMT
Truth be told, I only really went because it was the first 3D after Avatar, & the trailer offered technical promise. Alas, it truly is a massive migraine of a film.
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Post by cynthiagreen on Jul 21, 2020 23:11:17 GMT
I usually say DANCER IN THE DARK, but in truth I think I fast forwarded through the second half, so maybe REVOLUTION .... although THE MATRIX is up there for me and the film FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS completely sucked all the joy from one of the funniest books ever written. For a classic era stinker look no further than THE IRON PETTICOAT. I also hated "Dancer in the Dark" with a passion. The Bjork character was annoying beyond all reason. If she hasn't been so damn dense it might have been easy to feel sympathy for her character, but as it was filmed, her character was very unsympathetic right up to the end. She wouldn't listen to anybody. God! And "The Matrix" is in my top ten least favorite films. To me it was so confusing. I couldn't follow the plot at all. I am perfectly willing to admit that maybe the movie is just not for me. But my all-time worst movie is without a doubt "Manos: Hands of Fate". I swear that movie took a piece of my soul from me. Mind numbingly awful. I don't think the movie is even 75 minutes long, but it felt like four and a half hours. It was like being forced to experience somebody else's bad trip. Thanks for alerting me to MANOS
DANCER'S biggest crime (of many) was casting Catherine Deneuve..... as a frump. Go figure.
MATRIX - the slo-mo just meant it was an hour too long (actually 2hrs 16 mins too long,,,)
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Post by phantomparticle on Jul 22, 2020 0:44:46 GMT
Not so easy to answer as I began to consider the possibilities.
Gummo was the first movie that came to mind, but I never made it to the end so it's eliminated, according to your rule.
The infamous Plan 9 From Outer Space isn't even in the running after you've seen The Brain That Wouldn't Die and The Bloody Pit of Horror.
I've also eliminated all those awful Godzilla movies. I know there is a rabid Godzilla cult that sucks them up like Dracula ripping through a blood bank. With the exception of Godzilla (1954, the Japanese cut), I've never found them appealing.
I've sat through Maniac (1934), Manos, the Hands of Fate, Monster From the Ocean Floor, Atomic Brain, Beast of Yucca Flats, The Last Woman On Earth and Dondi, to name a few of the dozens of truly terrible films that glazed my eyeballs over the years.
I've made it to the end of drive-in trash like Two Thousand Maniacs and Color Me Blood Red and holiday slasher junk like the Friday the 13th and Halloween franchises, which have huge followings but I find redundant and boring.
What I needed was a movie so ineptly made, brain frying boring and totally impossible to believe, even in the context of the horror genre which relies on the suspension of disbelief, that I became hostile to the fact I was actually snookered into a theatre where I paid to see it. It may be the only movie I've ever seen where I wanted to storm the box office and demand my money back.
So, until I can find another even worse pile of pointless crap (which doesn't seem likely): The Blair Witch Project.
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Post by darkreviewer2013 on Jul 22, 2020 6:33:24 GMT
Batman and Robin (1997)
They decided to make a sequel to the 1960s TV series when everyone had been expecting another Batman Forever instead. I've forgiven Schumacher at this stage, but it's easily my least favourite film because of what it did to the original Batman movie series (though in practice I consider the Burton films to be totally separate).
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Post by onethreetwo on Jul 22, 2020 6:38:48 GMT
Every time this topic comes up I always say, Hesher. And it is. Absolutely the worst. But nobody's seen Hesher so nobody knows my pain.
So for this thread I'm going to go, Beasts of the Southern Wild. Critic and Academy darling. And literally the most racist movie I've ever seen. So bad it will make you think YOU'RE the crazy one.
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Post by ghostintheshell on Jul 22, 2020 6:53:03 GMT
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