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Post by MrFurious on Aug 25, 2019 13:42:22 GMT
Starts off good though. www.imdb.com/title/tt2179231/?ref_=nv_sr_1?ref_=nv_sr_1Since The Damned United anyway. Therell never be a modern day good football movie, I suppose they;; always have to return to the 70s to make the good ones Every football fan on here should put this on their watch list
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Post by staggerstag on Aug 25, 2019 13:54:20 GMT
Cheers. Will watch it tonight, let you know tomorrow. Anything with Jamie Foreman in it is worth a watch even though he gets stick mostly. "Gazza? - go an' find them facking pills..."
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2019 14:00:27 GMT
I'll keep an eye out for it.
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Post by Zos on Aug 25, 2019 17:50:46 GMT
I read some of the reviews, they were stinkers.
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Post by staggerstag on Aug 25, 2019 18:23:44 GMT
Just finished watching it. If you're gonna watch it, then I've spoilered below. Look on imdb and of the ten reviews all but one are full of praise. Look most places else and you'll find the opposite.
I stuck through it to the bitter end, brah. If this is based on actual events then I'm the Queen of Sheba. It's a piddling adolescent coming-of-age romantic boy-meets-girl-meets-football (though actual football in the film is virtually non-existent) I felt like I was watching Grange Hill half the time. Foreman plays the half-assed rogue owner of the club and he draws on his voluminous experience at playing the rogue and gives over about 0.1% of that experience which is just about enough to see him right in his rogue(ish) role here - a piece of cake for him. He's done it for beer money.
Alan Davies' voiceovers are long, unfunny and monotonous and any second you expect to hear Maddie pipe up with "But what does it all mean, Jonathan?"
Honestly, it's puerile. It's like going to the fun fair and spending all your money on the kiddies' carousel. Bend It Like Beckham was a kind of adolescent film but compared to this it's Citizen Kane. Even Those Glory Glory Days is more mature and more football-realistic than this childish unbelievable tosh.
I'm not being harsh. They'll say, Oh it's meant to be lighthearted, it's meant to be playful. I say bollix, it's a waste of time and is about as close to football as I am to the moon.
And they've got the front to force it on the USA now after it absolutely bombed over here.
What really pisses me off is that it's hyped as a grass roots football film in some quarters : it isn't, nowhere near it. A complete adolescent shitefest from start to rotten finish.
7.5 on imdb? Something is not right there. Some reviews elsewhere are good, some are scathing. It depends how seriously you take your football when looking for a film to get your teeth into. There was no actual football in Football Factory, save the kids' park game (Millwall Juniors v Chelsea Juniors) which was used to good effect for a punch-up between "yer fat f***ing prick (Billy Bright played by Frank Harper) and "yer long streak of piss silly bollix" (Fred played by Tamer Hassan) You don't necessarily need football 'action' in a football film to make it good. But Bromley Boys fails wickedly at this.
It's up to you, brah. But I lost 95 minutes in the pursuit of nothing (watch the end credits and it'll cost ye 100 minutes)
Sorry to be such a wet blanket but this, for me at least, is a lamentable exercise in producing a yawn-a-minute boring infantile pile of exceedingly poor quality crap. (Good quality crap, for the record, would be, to my eyes, Bend It Like Beckham or something)
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2019 18:29:00 GMT
Just finished watching it. If you're gonna watch it, then I've spoilered below. Look on imdb and of the ten reviews all but one are full of praise. Look most places else and you'll find the opposite.
I stuck through it to the bitter end, brah. If this is based on actual events then I'm the Queen of Sheba. It's a piddling adolescent coming-of-age romantic boy-meets-girl-meets-football (though actual football in the film is virtually non-existent) I felt like I was watching Grange Hill half the time. Foreman plays the half-assed rogue owner of the club and he draws on his voluminous experience at playing the rogue and gives over about 0.1% of that experience which is just about enough to see him right in his rogue(ish) role here - a piece of cake for him. He's done it for beer money.
Alan Davies' voiceovers are long, unfunny and monotonous and any second you expect to hear Maddie pipe up with "But what does it all mean, Jonathan?"
Honestly, it's puerile. It's like going to the fun fair and spending all your money on the kiddies' carousel. Bend It Like Beckham was a kind of adolescent film but compared to this it's Citizen Kane. Even Those Glory Glory Days is more mature and more football-realistic than this childish unbelievable tosh.
I'm not being harsh. They'll say, Oh it's meant to be lighthearted, it's meant to be playful. I say bollix, it's a waste of time and is about as close to football as I am to the moon.
And they've got the front to force it on the USA now after it absolutely bombed over here.
What really pisses me off is that it's hyped as a grass roots football film in some quarters : it isn't, nowhere near it. A complete adolescent shitefest from start to rotten finish.
7.5 on imdb? Something is not right there. Some reviews elsewhere are good, some are scathing. It depends how seriously you take your football when looking for a film to get your teeth into. There was no actual football in Football Factory, save the kids' park game (Millwall Juniors v Chelsea Juniors) which was used to good effect for a punch-up between "yer fat f***ing prick (Billy Bright played by Frank Harper) and "yer long streak of piss silly bollix" (Fred played by Tamer Hassan) You don't necessarily need football 'action' in a football film to make it good. But Bromley Boys fails wickedly at this.
It's up to you, brah. But I lost 95 minutes in the pursuit of nothing (watch the end credits and it'll cost ye 100 minutes)
Sorry to be such a wet blanket but this, for me at least, is a lamentable exercise in producing a yawn-a-minute boring infantile pile of exceedingly poor quality crap. (Good quality crap, for the record, would be, to my eyes, Bend It Like Beckham or something)
Bend it Like Beckham is grand.
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Post by Carl LaFong on Aug 25, 2019 20:23:24 GMT
Is it on Netflix or Amazon Prime?
Sounds shite to be honest though.
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Post by staggerstag on Aug 26, 2019 10:37:38 GMT
OT : Pretty sure I recall you saying you liked a bit of Brooce. 'Blinded By The Light' is on the menu this afternoon. Just checked and only 9 have booked so far and two of those are sitting plumb right next to my seats. The whole goddamn auditorium and they sit next to us. WTF is wrong with people?
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Post by staggerstag on Aug 26, 2019 10:54:39 GMT
Is it on Netflix or Amazon Prime? Sounds shite to be honest though. It's on Ammy Prime - but me no pay, thank god.
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Post by Carl LaFong on Aug 26, 2019 10:58:51 GMT
Is it on Netflix or Amazon Prime? Sounds shite to be honest though. It's on Ammy Prime - but me no pay, thank god. Yeah, I have it too so wouldn't cost me anything. I have about 40 films on my watchlist already anyway.
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Post by MrFurious on Aug 26, 2019 11:11:48 GMT
It's on Ammy Prime - but me no pay, thank god. Yeah, I have it to so wouldn't cost me anything. I have about 40 films on my watchlist already anyway. Yeah give it a skip Carla. Watched the first half while still under the influence and enjoyed it, went and watched the 2nd half after the football yesterday and was sorry I recommended it. Loved the whole geekyness, subuteo, non league, era it was set in, cool Ford Capri etc but it was a drag at the end. Hostiles(17) last night made up for it Hacksaw Ridge(16) tonight
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Post by Carl LaFong on Aug 26, 2019 11:12:58 GMT
Yeah, I have it to so wouldn't cost me anything. I have about 40 films on my watchlist already anyway. Yeah give it a skip Carla. Watched the first half while still under the influence and enjoyed it, went and watched the 2nd half after the football yesterday and was sorry I recommended it. Loved the whole geekyness, subuteo, non league, era it was set in, cool Ford Capri etc but it was a drag at the end. Hostiles(17) last night made up for it Hacksaw Ridge(16) tonight I gave up on Hacksaw Ridge. Forget why.
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Post by staggerstag on Aug 26, 2019 11:18:56 GMT
Yeah, I have it to so wouldn't cost me anything. I have about 40 films on my watchlist already anyway. Yeah give it a skip Carla. Watched the first half while still under the influence and enjoyed it, went and watched the 2nd half after the football yesterday and was sorry I recommended it. Loved the whole geekyness, subuteo, non league, era it was set in, cool Ford Capri etc but it was a drag at the end. Hostiles(17) last night made up for it Hacksaw Ridge(16) tonight Watched first two eps of Below The Surface 2 last night (iplayer) Not as claustrophobic as the first series. This time round there's more outside action. Danish soldiers in Syria are surreptitiously deployed there by Military Intel and female freedom fighter films them being killed, informs ex-cop and then gets kidnapped by terrorists in Denmark. It's a thrill a minute so far, recommended. Will watch more when get in.
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Post by staggerstag on Aug 26, 2019 16:57:08 GMT
When half the cast suddenly break into a choreographed sing and dance-along to Born To Run in the middle of a street market, you know you're at the wrong movie. 3/10.
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Post by Carl LaFong on Aug 26, 2019 18:28:56 GMT
Just watched Ken Russell's Mahler. Pretty good. Much less weirdness than in a normal Russell film and the music was sublime.
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