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Post by msdemos on Mar 12, 2020 21:19:04 GMT
3/12/2020 15:00 E.S.T. This just in.......after a worldwide meeting of all Heads of State, Presidents, Dictators, Kings, Prime Ministers, etc., etc., until further notice, life is suspended, and the world is now closed......stay tuned for further updates on resumption of life.......until that time, STOP, NO, and DON'T!! Thank you for your cooperation.www.theonion.com/top-u-s-health-experts-hold-on-to-your-fucking-seats-1842297607www.theonion.com/myth-vs-fact-coronavirus-1842293017www.theonion.com/best-methods-for-staying-safe-from-coronavirus-1842272448SAVE FERRIS
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Post by divtal on Mar 12, 2020 21:58:59 GMT
Not so fast. We'll have to hear what Andy Borowitz says about that! And, I demand that this suspension be put on hold. Not everyone has been tested for the desire to suspend, yet. Over the years, I have amassed countless spiral notebooks during "back to school" sales at Office Depot. They're intended for my penning of the Great American Novel ... which I was planning to start tomorrow, as long as I'm home.  |
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Post by Catman on Mar 12, 2020 22:23:25 GMT
Not so fast. We'll have to hear what Andy Borowitz says about that! And, I demand that this suspension be put on hold. Not everyone has been tested for the desire to suspend, yet. Over the years, I have amassed countless spiral notebooks during "back to school" sales at Office Depot. They're intended for my penning of the Great American Novel ... which I was planning to start tomorrow, as long as I'm home. Wouldn't it be faster to simply write it with your computer?
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Post by Admin on Mar 12, 2020 22:32:18 GMT
For a minute there, I thought this was serious. Then I clicked the link... Apparently Andrew Dice Clay is moonlighting at Stanford.
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Post by divtal on Mar 12, 2020 22:52:57 GMT
Not so fast. We'll have to hear what Andy Borowitz says about that! And, I demand that this suspension be put on hold. Not everyone has been tested for the desire to suspend, yet. Over the years, I have amassed countless spiral notebooks during "back to school" sales at Office Depot. They're intended for my penning of the Great American Novel ... which I was planning to start tomorrow, as long as I'm home. Wouldn't it be faster to simply write it with your computer? Hmm. I suppose, as I type faster that I write. Alas, I've also amassed ever so many pens/pencils, along with the notebooks. I love the "back to school" sales, at OD. Who, among us, ever dreamed that it would come to this?
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